1. Star Wars, but it’s a “What We Do in the Shadows” style documentary (Mostly so you can have things like members of Rogue Squadron being like “Wow, this base is pretty empty. Oh. There’s bodies. Hm. Lots of bodies. Hey Luke, you didn’t tell us your dad was visiting this week!” “Sorry, the custody arrangement changed again.”)
2. The Muppet Movie, but it’s the cast of Voltron Legendary Defender Hunk: “Oh I’m so nervous! If this calculation is off, I’ll never be able to live with myself!” Coran: “Well then, you’ll have to get another apartment, won’t you?”
3. Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein, but the cast is 100% Transformers Prowl: “You’re making enough noise to wake up the dead!” Cliffjumper: “Oh I don’t have to wake him up. He’s up.” Prowl: “Listen: I know there’s no such person as CYLAS. You know there’s no such person as CYLAS.” Cliffjumper: “But does CYLAS know it?”
If Code Geass characters met Star Wars characters...
As requested by anon
Happy Easter everyone! I was considering doing an Easter-themed List but what would that even entail? So have some Star Wars instead, it’s better.
Edit: Sorry this was late, my queue is being weird because of the clock change.
C.C. and Obi-Wan
Obi-Wan: So did you mentor the protagonist?
C.C.: Well, I gave him his power. And I guess I told him how to use it.
Obi-Wan: You guess?
C.C.: I mostly told him some vague metaphors like “this is the Power of Kings” and “those who use Geass are doomed to walk a path of solitude”. I thought it was helpful but Lelouch didn’t really seem to appreciate it.
Obi-Wan: So, like…”May the Force be with you”?
C.C.: I feel like your ones are too upbeat.
Lelouch and Luke
Luke: I always wanted to do something great with my life, and the Empire was the reason Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru were killed, so I had to do something to stop them.
Luke: What? Doesn’t that explain it?
Lelouch: Yeah, but…are you sure they’re dead?
Lelouch: It’s just that I rebelled against an Empire to get revenge for my mother’s death, and she turned out to be fine. And evil. Do ghosts exist in your universe?
Luke: Now that you mention it…
Lelouch: You might want to prepare yourself for a shock.
Euphemia and Leia
Leia: To the success of the new Republic!
Euphemia: To the…wait, your rebellion actually worked?
Leia: Yes, we won through teamwork and adorable furry animals. What happened with you?
Euphemia: Oh…you know…same thing, pretty much…
Lloyd and Han
Han: No way, I’m not having you tinkering with the Falcon!
Lloyd: But don’t you want it to not break down all the time?
Han: It’s an endearing feature!
Lloyd: I could give it a hadron cannon! Slash harkens, too! Maybe some arms, ooh, and some legs, maybe even a torso!
Han: If you make my ship into a giant C3-PO I’m going to throw you out the airlock.
Suzaku and Darth Vader
Suzaku: Can someone explain to me why I’ve been paired up with the main villain? I’m not sure I like these implications.
Vader: I turned away from my own kind to become the ace of a vast empire suppressing my people.
Vader: I have attempted to kill my Emperor and have confronted an old friend from my days before my change, now an enemy.
Vader: Also I spent most of my time inside a robot.
Vader: So unless you’ve had some kind of similar experience…
Same pic, different lighting to see which shows detail better. Used markers on a glossy surface, so lines are definitely still visible. I plan to touch it up digitally.
(Meanwhile, Space Librarian and the Xenomorph are both about to discover that hive queens are NOT the only beings willing to violently defend their young if need be)
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Luke Skywalker & Darth Vader Characters: Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Original Clone Trooper Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Redshirts, Xenomorph Additional Tags: Father-Son Relationship, don’t go into the basements, Library Adventures, Misadventures, Luke is accident prone, Luke Skywalker doesn’t know what he’s doing again, Darth Vader would have grey hair if he had hair at all, Survival Horror, well sort of, Alternate Universe - Star Wars Setting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, someone help Luke, Xenomorphs, Xenomorph (Alien) Summary:
Chapter 14 is up, and it’s a day early! Happy Thursday, y’all, have some little skittering nightmares.