luke makes a thing

when cassian told jyn “you’re not the only one who lost everything” he was referring to his own tragic backstory, which is that back in the ninth grade at Tatooine High he asked luke to prom and luke said he couldn’t go because his aunt and uncle wouldn’t let him so then cassian didn’t go to prom at all and just stayed in his room the whole night listening to art angels and crying but then the next morning he heard from camie who heard from fixer who heard from windy that luke actually did in fact go to prom and to make things even worse he went with star quarterback biggs darklighter and luke and biggs told everyone there that they were just going as friends but janek sunber says he saw luke and biggs making out WITH TONGUE in the boys’ bathroom so cassian skipped class to go sit on the bleachers behind the school and listen to art angels and cry but he neglected to realize that he was missing the last trigonometry test of the year so he flunked trig and then it was either go to summer school or run away from home and join the rebel alliance

Gilmore Girls Revival Highlights


Kirk and his new business (Uuuuber) 

The “Paul is forgettable” running joke (It went a little long, but it was definitely a highlight in “Winter”) “I just forgot the entire conversation we just had” - Luke

Lorelai throwing bagels at Kirk whenever he says uuuuber

Berta played by Rose Abdoo!!!!

The giant picture of Richard

Richard’s funeral (The first time of many that I cried during this revival!)

Lorelai and Emily’s big fight in “Winter” (It’s always fun hearing these two amazing actresses go at each other for some reason :) 

Kirk at Friday Night Dinner/playing soccer with Berta’s kids

Every scene with Paris!

Louise Goffin (Carole King’s daughter and fellow singer of the theme song) as The Town Troubadour’s sister! “But i’m your sister!” “No proof of that”

Hep Alien together again!!

Emily in jeans and tshirt, getting rid of anything that “doesn’t bring her joy” 

Paul Anka dressed up as Luke


All the scenes  of Lorelai and Emily at a therapist

The Spring Food Festival! “Singapore is just being a dick” - Kirk

Mr Kim!!!!!!

Liz and TJ joining a vegetable cult

Lorelai and Luke at the Black, White, and Read bookstore watching eraserhead/everyone bringing food from outside the movie theater

Another “Film By Kirk”

The Gilmore Guys cameo

Paris teaching a class at Chilton and having a breakdown in a Chilton bathroom

Doyle is a screenwriter!!!!

Jason Mantzoukas’ cameo!

Lorelai charming people into giving her the things that people are waiting in line for.


April breaking down in front of Rory

The whole town meeting where Taylor first talks about Stars Hollow The Musical

The therapist (Kerry Butler) auditioning for Stars Hollow The Musical

Esther (The woman who never stops filing, at The Stars Hollow Gazette)

The scene with Lorelai and Rory delivering the papers (with “These Boots Are Made For Walking” playing in the background)

Every scene with the “thirty something gang” (especially the “i drink your milk shake, I drink it up” scene) “We love everything Paul Thomas Anderson does”

The entire “Stars Hollow: The Musical” (I get why people think it was too long, maybe it’s my love for musicals but I thought it was just long enough :)

The meeting after the musical!! “What do you want it to be? Less perfect? -Donald

Jess taking Luke’s hat off his head and tossing it away

Rory writing a book about her and Lorelai’s life


Jess unhooking the WIFI!!! And everyone’s reaction

The entire Life And Death Brigade scene with “With A Little Help From My Friends” playing in the background (especially Finn, Colin, and Robert’s badass entrance)

Logan taking a mental picture of Rory before they end their relationship

Lorelai’s story about her boyfriend breaking up with her on her 13th birthday, skipping school to go the mall, her father finding her and buying her a big pretzle with mustard and taking her to a movie 

Lorelai proposing to Luke (and Luke’s entire rant just before)

Emily finding contentment in Nantucket. (The scene where she listens to “Some People” from the musical Gypsy. Which is a very empowering song)

Rory walking through the empty Gilmore mansion and all the flashbacks of Richard!

Michel giving all the applicants for his job a hard time, because he doesn’t want anyone else to have the job.

Miss Celine!!! “Lorelai, I need to finish pinning that dress, I don’t want you to lean over and have your Deanna Durbins tumble out in front of the clergy”

Luke being friends with Kiefer Sutherland and Lorelai’s reaction, her impression of Kiefer Sutherland is gold. Lorelai dancing so she can fit in her dress and telling Luke to leave when he suggests she not eat ice cream.

Dean’s cameo (I’m so happy that he’s found happiness in his life! He deserves it!!!)

Sookie’s cameo!!!! (As if I hadn’t cried enough during this revival!!!) Michel’s reaction to seeing her and eating the fat free granola with his hands.

“Reflecting Light” playing in the background while Luke and Lorelai elope!! (Whatever company makes Kleenex should pay ASP for all the money they made off of this revival!!)

And yes even the ending and the last 4 words. (My only disapointment is that we might not get to see Lorelai as a grandmother)


I sometimes wish I’d stayed inside

my mother.

Never to come out. 

Okay but the first thing Yoda does when Luke makes to go to Cloud City is threaten him with “If you go, you’ll single-handedly bring down the rebellion,” and then, when that delays him for like, maybe a day, “you’ll single-handedly make anything that has/will happen to your friends have been in vain.”

As excuses go, they’re flimsy as all get out. And fail to make much of an impression on the poster child for the power of friendship.

But it’s interesting how terrified Yoda (and Obi-Wan maybe) are of losing Luke. Not Luke-the-person, but Luke-the-chance-of defeating-the-Emperor.

(This is the first time I’ve noticed Yoda’s silent gasp when Luke goes “I understand,” and carries on prepping for take-off when Ben says they won’t be able to help him.)

12 things 2015 taught me

january: it’s okay to cut off people from your life. don’t feel guilty about how they’re feeling; you’re the most important person and your wellbeing matters more than anyone’s.

february: be open to new opportunities and say yes to things that you once might’ve said no to. these opportunities might bring the best memories you’ve had up to date. 

march: you can’t please everyone. not everyone needs to agree with you and even like you. speak up and demand respect. you deserve it. 

april: grudges make your heart ache and drain your energy. forgive and let go. there’s no other way to life. move on. 

may: don’t overthink every single thing. no, that text response doesn’t have to be 40 words long. no, you’re not going to end up on the streets because of a failed test. stop feeling so much.

june: comparing yourself to others will only lead to negative actions. appreciate and embrace what you have. no one is perfect and perfectionism is boring. 

july: laughter heals. smile and keep your head up. you will be okay. 

august: experience is not glamorous and it will often hurt. make sure you’re ready to face consequences before you make impulsive decisions. 

september: seeking for help does not make you weak in any way. if anything, it makes you stronger than you were before. 

october: music will hold your hand when no one else will. listen to it as loud as you want wherever you want- who cares if other people can hear it. 

november: skinny does not mean pretty. skinny does not mean everyone’s going to like you. skinny does not mean anything you think it means. fuck beauty standards. 

december: mistakes happen. don’t beat yourself up for them. it’s not the end of the world and something that might seem monumental at one point will not matter in a year’s time. 


you are a member of the rebel alliance



t r a i t o r

Oh hey there Calum Hood, I am a huge fan of your tattoos.

I mean, how can Star Wars even compete?


I guess I just like to fix things – make them right.

Do you think Anakin’s natural need to fix mechanical things is some kind of subconscious manifest of his role as Chosen One? You know, the person who is supposed to bring Balance and thus fix whatever it’s wrong with Force?


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