luke is not amused

Preference #58: You Catch Him Masturbating

Warning: Contains Some Sexual Content, View At Your Own Risk!!!

Calum: You weren’t really sure what you were hearing. Calum’s low grunts sounded muffled behind the door. Your hand clamped over your mouth as you tried to hold in your gasp. “Ah fuck,” Calum moaned out, you could hear a high pitched moan echo around the room and your mind raced as the worst came to mind. Calum moaned again and you realized you couldn’t stand there and listen to him cheat on you any longer. You pushed the door open in anger only to find Calum in the room by himself watching porn. Calum jumped in surprise, immediately hiding his hard on. “Oh-my. I’m s-sorry I just thought…” you stuttered out, your hands covering your face in embarrassment. The sounds of porn was still playing and you had to stifle your laughter. “I thought  you weren’t going to be home for another hour?” Calum asked, ignoring what was playing on his laptop and focusing on you. “Can you turn that off?” you questioned, feeling slightly uncomfortable at his choice of porn. He hit the pause button and reached out for his boxers. You leaned against the door frame with crossed arms. “The appointment ended early,” you told him with a sigh. You chewed on your bottom lip then shook your head. “I’m gonna start on dinner…you can continue with that.” Calum gave you a sheepish smile, placing two fingers to his forehead and waving it forward in a goodbye. This wasn’t something he wanted to discuss with you right now, glad that you had adverted the conversation to something else. 

Ashton: It had been so long since Ashton had gotten some release. You had been away on a business trip for about a week now and Ashton was starting to miss you desperately. He was sat on the bed, hand slowly stroking at his length. Ashton was trying to imagine it was you. His eyes closed as he imagined your naked body hovering over him. Ashton’s thumb swirled around the head of his length as if it was your tongue. He was working himself up so much. Chest rising at a steady rhythm as his strokes picked up the pace. “Fuck baby just like that,” Ashton hummed, picturing your lips wrapping around his length. Unbeknownst to Ashton you had arrived home early. In an attempt to surprise him for his birthday. He was too busy caught up in pleasuring himself to hear you come home. Headphones in, eyes closed, and working on reaching his release. “Ashton!’ you exclaimed, skipping into the room only to come to a skidded halt. He had heard your call through the headphones, eyes snapping open in surprise. You bit onto your bottom lip, trying to hide the grin that was spreading out across your face. “You couldn’t wait for me uh?” you questioned, eyes trailing down to his hard length. Ashton pulled at his headphones and smiled up at you. “Well are you going to come help me or what? I miss you baby girl,” Ashton said, beckoning you over. You sauntered over to him, ready to give Ashton the blowjob he had been imaging about. 

Michael: “Holy shit, sorry I didn’t mean to-are you?” your eyes were wide as you tried hard not to look at Michael’s length. You weren’t expecting to walk in on him masturbating. His face scrunched up in pleasure and hand stroking at his length at a rapid pace. You had walked in at the wrong time. Michael’s moans were loud as he came. His load coming out in three hot spurts and landing on his stomach. What made the whole thing awkward was the fact that Michael had held eye contact with you as he came. The lust in his eyes had faded into embarrassment as he realized what had just happened. “Geez, Y/N ever heard of knocking?” Michael huffed, grabbing a pillow from behind him and covering his now flaccid length. Michael reached out for a tissue and tried to clean up his load as discreetly as he could. You were too much in shock to notice, but somehow felt your skin burn when you realized Michael had moaned your name when he came. Of course it was out of shock from you walking in on him, but it sounded so hot to hear him say it. To hear him moan and whine it. “If you wanted a show all you had to do was ask,” Michael joked, tossing the tissue box at you to get your attention. You quickly dodged the box and shot him a glare. “Next time you want to masturbate quiet your moans.  You sound like a dying whale,” you replied in a joking manner. Michael smiled with a roll of his eyes. “Well can you get out so I can ya know?” he said, gesturing down to his naked body. You quickly nodded, head dropping low as you left the room. You couldn’t help but to feel aroused. Sexual feelings for your best friend starting to cloud your mind. 

Luke: He was a fumbling mess. Cheeks red as the heat from his arousal spread throughout his body. Luke couldn’t get his mind to focus on the porn playing in front of him. His mind tracing back to the images of you in the shower. You had been on Luke’s mind for months now. He was craving your body and touch. His desire for you only growing by the second. Luke’s hand was stroking at his length. The hardened mass was covered in lube making each stroke slick as can be. Luke’s mouth parted and small whimpers left his lips as he reached down to play with his balls. He was in the zone, head falling back as the pleasure overtook him and your name left his lips in hushed whispers. “Hey, Luke I was thinking we should check out this new res-” your words trailed off as you came to a stop in front of him. Eyes wide in shock at what you had just walked in on. “Y/N?” Luke questioned in surprise, quickly placing his length back into his boxers. This didn’t help one bit, the tent in his boxer briefs growing even more as he looked at you. “Wow,” you said slowly, trying to wrap your mind around what was occurring. “Didn’t think you still masturbated. That’s like high school ain’t it,” you chuckled, wiggling your eyebrows at him in amusement. “Everyone does it alright,” Luke whined, “A man’s got needs.” You smirked at his words, the tension in the room becoming thick. “You know you could have just asked,” you sang out, walking away from Luke in tease. “Well then can you help me now?” Luke called out after you. “Y/N!” he shouted in a whine. You wanted to make him beg for a bit eventually coming back to fulfill his needs. 

I took a couple of weeks off for personal depression spiral reasons but now I’m back to cry over STAR WARS FEELINGS HELL because, hey, guess where I am. Star Wars Feelings Hell. I’d ask someone to save me but honestly I just want to drag everyone down with me, so here, have some quality feelings hell fic!

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Three’s Company

A/N: I wasn’t gonna post this yet but then all this talk of threesomes…

Rating: M

It was nice of Luke to invite you both over, especially since you and Spencer had only just revealed to the team that you’d been secretly dating. At first, he was jokingly protective of Reid but when you’d admitted that secret dating had been made harder by the fact that neither of you could cook, he jumped to beat Rossi to the offer. Then suddenly, you were sitting at a small table eating the most amazing home cooked meal since your mom’s with your boyfriend and one of your best friends. Admittedly, the German Shepherd sitting watching was a little off-putting, but she was the sweetest you’d ever met.

“So, how was the food?” asked Luke before tipping his wine glass toward his lips.

“Mmmm…” started Spencer as he swallowed down the final bite. “That was amazing. How come you never mentioned that you cook?”

“Well, after the house party I figured it was David’s thing, so I let him have it. But there was no way I was letting you guys get away without trying my food.”

“Ugh, I’d forgotten about that party,” said Spencer, grimacing at the memory.

“Why?” you asked, having clearly not been with the team at the time. “What happened at Rossi’s party?”

“You hadn’t told her?” chuckled Luke as he turned to Spencer.

“Told me what?” you questioned, looking at an increasingly embarrassed Spencer.

“I… well… You see…” stuttered Spencer, trying to think of how to word it. “We’d all had a lot to drink… some of us more than other, and… Luke thought it’d be funny to play spin the bottle.”

“Oh no,” you chuckled.

“Rossi opted straight out, and so did JJ but…” Spencer hovered on a detail.


“It landed on me and Luke, and I might have gotten a little carried away,” Spencer answered quickly. Your wide eyes and broad, open-mouth smile showed your shock and amusement.

“A little carried away?” asked Luke. “Reid, you were on my lap before I could say I was game. And you brought your A-game.”

“That’s hot,” you exclaimed with a dirty smirk. “Why are you only now telling me this?”

“Because he can’t remember it… he’s just seen the video,” explained Luke.

“There was a video!?”

“Emphasis on was,” interjected Spencer. “I asked if they would kindly delete it and they did.”

“Well, I wanna see it for myself,” you commanded, voice full of confidence.

“Excuse me?” asked Luke while Spencer nearly spat his wine across the table. “I er… I mean, you guys…”

“What? It’s a turn on,” you added, sitting back in your seat with a look of utter deviance.

“I’m game,” said Luke unexpectedly.

“What? Why?” asked Reid, looking across the table, perplexed. Luke was grinning too now and Spencer seemed o be the only person against it.

“You heard the lady,” answered Luke. “It’s a turn-on, and that’s the mood she wants to be in. So it’s our duty.”

Spencer looked at you then back at Luke, trying to work out what had just happened; but for some reason, he wasn’t ruling it out. It was almost like things started happening while Reid was still processing it, trying to decide. But suddenly he was on his feet and Luke was right there in front of him with you sat right there watching with anticipation.

You looked on, feeling a small rush of adrenaline as you watched their lips move toward each other; your hand sliding down to grip lightly at your own thigh. The moment their lips met, it was like a switch had been flipped. Suddenly, hands began searching bodies before your eyes and the two men became entwined in each other.

Luke’s strong frame seemed to command Spencer’s, which made you think that he might be more into it than he’d originally let on. Either way, you couldn’t pull your eyes away from it, watching as their hips pressed together, their bodies yearning for one another. It wasn’t till your breathing laboured slightly that you even realised that you’d begun to touch yourself.

That was it, you wanted in. Pushing back your chair, you got to your feet, moving around the table toward the heavily distracted Luke and Spencer. When your hand pulled Spencer away, Luke looked confused, almost disappointed; but he didn’t complain. Your lips locked onto your boyfriend’s, drawing him into you as he had been drawn into Luke. The only difference being the hand that lingered away from Spencer, moving instead over to Luke’s waist before stroking across to the bulge in his jeans.

When the idea crossed your mind, you had to go for it, dragging Spencer down as if you were going to let him have you on the floor in front of Luke but you stopped at your knees. Pulling away from Spencer you looked into his eyes with want and lust but it was Luke that you pulled forward.

Spencer looked confused, trying to work out what you were doing as you tugged Luke forward by his jeans. Taking Spencer’s hand in yours, you guided it to the button of Luke’s jeans. All thought and logic had gone out of the window and instinct ruled as Spencer complied, undoing the button of Luke’s jeans without a word.

You both shared a similar grin as Luke’s semi-excited length finally escaped his pants, hanging in the air between you and Spencer. Fingers ran down its length, taking in each detail of its feel and teasing the throbbing heartbeat to bring it to full attention.

Pursing your lips, you delicately kissed the side of Luke’s enlarged end closest to you, winking to Spencer as you did. He didn’t need much explaining as he joined in on the other side a few kisses later. Luke was showing his full potential very quickly, your hands cupping and caressing as both of you worked up and down each side of him; but it wasn’t till you took Luke into your mouth between two wet lips that he let out the first sign that he was enjoying it. Spencer moved down, letting his tongue cup and caress as your hands had been doing, his hands stroking down Luke’s inner thigh.

You couldn’t help yourself, the pure eroticism of the situation made your hands journey back down so that you could pull up your skirt and pleasure yourself in time with your head movements. A quick glance showed you that Spencer had also let his free hand travel south, releasing his pants to expose himself. Spencer looked back at you, a connection of glances seemingly able to convey what words in that moment never would have.

Reid shifted away, standing so that he could pull his pants completely down before he moved around behind Luke; whose head had rolled back and whose hands were now both in your hair. A hand on each ankle told Luke to move his feet apart so that Spencer could move into position.

Spencer was now sat on the floor between Luke’s feet, naked from the waist down and fully erect with a perfectly sculpted ass right in front of him. You moved forward on your knees so you could straddle Spencer while still using your mouth to pleasure Luke.

After a little shuffling, you could feel Spencer pressed against your hot, wet pleasure and all you wanted was for both of the BAU agents to penetrate you. Sitting slowly, you accepted Spencer’s entire length at once, holding onto Luke’s hips for stability but letting your guard down for a moment.

Luke rolled his hips into your mouth, the head of his cock momentarily hitting the back of your throat. The combination of the oral violation and Spencer beginning to slowly thrust into you from below caused an almighty wave of pleasure through your body.

Meanwhile, Spencer had also taken hold of Luke’s hips, using his thumbs to part his cheeks and let him in. As soon as Spencer’s tongue flicked at Luke’s ass, he let out a deep groan, arching his back and letting Spencer eat deeper.

The arching of his back had made your job harder, but it had let you let go with one hand. Leaning a little, you were able to start to bounce on Spencer, feeling every inch of his girth push deeper inside.

The longer the whole arrangement went on, the more it became harder to maintain. Luke’s legs were shaking as his pleasure began to build. Moving your head and your hips with this much alcohol in your system was difficult but the shuddering ecstasy that you could feel heading toward you would be worth it. Spencer felt it too, like an animal need to fuck you while plunging his tongue deeper into Luke.

Eventually, you had to take Luke out of your mouth and use your had while you caught your breath. Whimpering and panting, you worked him hard and fast in your grip as Spencer pounded into you yet again.

“Fuck… don’t stop…” was all you could get out between growing moans but before the wave of pleasure could crash through you and force you to cry out, Luke pushed himself forward, slipping his tip back between your lips so that he could work himself till his pleasure could spill into your mouth.

The cry, therefore, was muffled by your attempt to swallow hard. As Luke stepped away, your entire body shuddered and you sat forward onto Spencer, gripping the remainder of his clothes to keep him inside you. You felt it before the groan was able to leave Spencer’s lips, an explosion of hot fluid deep inside you that seemed to grind all of Spencer’s movements to a halt.

The buzz of ecstasy was still pounding around your body with each heartbeat as you lifted yourself from Spencer’s lap. Sitting in the middle of the floor of Luke’s apartment, you tried to recover your breath as you looked up to see Luke standing and doing the same.

Luke looked from you to Spencer, who looked just as flustered and worn out; and all three of you looked a little pleased with yourselves. There was a long moment of the three of you just looking back and forth at each other, panting and regaining what composure you could while being half naked in this company.

Spencer snorted and began to laugh, causing you and Luke to look at him for a moment before joining in. None of you knew just what had happened or how it came about, but one thing was certain. It happened.

reasons i ship garvez
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • “newbie”
  • when they’re in the car together and luke’s driving super fast and “lurchy” but he keeps reaching over and grabbing penelope’s arm to make sure she’s okay
  • that bit when penelope almost calls him tall dark and handsome but panics and calls him blandsome instead
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • remember the scene where luke was walking down the middle of the street but saw her about to step off the curb and changed his course just so he could hold her hand and help her step down yeah that part
  • how penelope was crying in her office and luke was concerned and after he said he couldn’t leave her like that she opened up to him about reid
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • when penelope gets him a camo collar for his dog and his face absolutely lights up and his huge smile puts an equally huge smile on her face
  • how luke constantly looks both amused and intrigued by her
  • the fact that he specifically went out and bought her a cute little cat stress toy after he found her crying like oh my goodness
  • the way luke looks at penelope
  • “if i ever do become the someone you want to go to when you’re crying, i’m here”
  • the someone”, not just “someone”, like w o w
  • luke comforting penelope and holding her during reid’s arraignment
  • when penelope finally calls him by his first name and luke is so happy and he calls her by her first name too in such a flirtatious tone and she tells him to be in the moment
  • the way luke looks at penelope
Late Night Shopping - Calum Hood

A/N: Here please don’t hate me *throws this at you and leaves crying softly*

You’re walking through the supermarket trying not to see anyone you know. At 11:30pm on a Thursday evening this is usually not difficult. However being caught in your worn, hole ridden pants and one of Calum’s band shirts, massacra and eye-liner smudged all underneath your eyes giving the effect of a panda isn’t something you were keen for.

You’d had a terrible day. Firstly you’d had early classes of your least favourite courses. Then worked for six hours of your usual shift, seemingly it was grumpy peoples’ day out and you were obviously not notified. You’d been given added overtime without notice because your coworker hadn’t turned up for her shift and despite the money being good you just weren’t in the mood. Finally you’d gotten home to a dark and silent house. A cruel reminder that your boyfriend was on tour with his band and wouldn’t be home for another two months. You’d had a small mental breakdown that had resulted in your mascara smudges and t-shirt thieving. Having settled down a little from your breakdown by now you were ducking into the grocery store to grab a bottle of champagne and a tub of ice-cream to console yourself. Unhealthy coping mechanisms but you frankly didn’t care at 11:30 pm.

You had parked somewhat away from the actual shopping centre despite the multitude of spare spaces; you just didn’t want to be right up close to everyone else. As you headed into the store you grabbed a basket and meandered towards the alcohol section splurging on some reasonable champagne. As a teenager vodka had never been a favourite of yours but you’d become a champagne snob after visiting the boys on their European leg of the last tour. It was something you’d not been able to let go ever since.

You grabbed the champagne before you could reassess your life and headed for the ice-cream aisle wandering down the chocolate asile on your way just to tempt yourself some more. A way to make the trip last a little longer not wanting to go home to an empty house.

You’re halfway down the chocolate aisle when running feet startle you as they round the corner and continue on pounding towards you, halting briefly the tall blur reaches a long arm around you to grab something off the shelf in front of you. ‘Sorry!’ The deep voice says hurriedly. You startle for a second time grabbing the tall blur, that has become a tall yet visible man now, by his arm. 'Luke what the actual fuck!’ You exclaim convinced you’re dreaming. 'Y/N!’ He responds just as startled as you are, you’re not sure why he’s so startled to see you considering you in fact live in this town and he is supposed to be in another state entirely. Luke squeezes you into a massive hug nonetheless, rattling the champagne against the basket and pushing all the air out of you. 'Woah I’ve missed you so much and so has your boyfriend that’s why I have to be quick getting this, I told him I couldn’t wait I needed some chocolate so,’ he kisses your head in a loving big brotherly fashion despite being two years younger than you, 'I’ve gotta go I’ll catch you some time!’ He pulls away as you roll your tired eyes. 'Luke!’ You say half amused half annoyed. 'Yeah?’ He turns jogging on the stained linoleum. 'Do me a massive favour please.’ You speed walk over not wanting to run to him should the champagne begin clunking against the plastic carry basket again. 'Pay for this and a tub of ice-cream and bring them back to the bus I’ll meet you there.’ You fish out two twenty dollar notes from your pocket pushing them into his hand. 'Get your chocolate too and keep the change.’ You give him a quick hug and thrust the basket at him. He rightens himself, beginning to protest the amount you’ve given him as you take off running through the store towards the car park around the back, the most inconspicuous spot to have a massive tour bus. You race down the aisles earning dirty looks from shoppers and employees alike not that you care in the slightest. Despite being dead tired and emotionally spent you sprint on through the doors and burst into the night air, fresh and cool. Your legs are tired by this stage, purely due to lack of sleep and extreme fatigue from your busy day, but you refuse to slow down.

Rounding the corner of the big concrete building that is the shop you let out a little squeal of joy. As you suspect the bus is parked inconspicuously behind the store, lights on inside engine running still, clearly expecting a quick stop. You race across the car park dodging the parked cars, there is no traffic due to the late hour luckily for you. You’re too excited to be salty Calum didn’t tell you he was coming. You don’t even care if it’s only for a day, you’re ecstatic to see your closest friend and boyfriend.

You pound once on the door and it opens automatically, the waiting for it to open wide enough for you to slip in causing you to jog lightly on the step.

'About fucking time Luke, that’s 10 whole minutes with Y/N I’m missing out on for your cravings!’ Calum grumbles from the lounge not looking up from his phone, the fact that this upsets him makes you smile a little, pleased your boyfriend is as excited to see you as you are to see him. He stands leaning against the back lounge wall next to the window.

You rush to him, smothering him in a hug so fierce he drops his phone, which thankfully lands safely on the wrap around lounge. 'Y/N!’ He responds with arms that engulf your shoulders as he buries his head in your neck. He takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly as he pushes his face closer to your neck, stubbled chin resting millimetres below your ear. You rock from foot to foot still embracing him, much too excited to stand still. 'What are you doing I was going to surprise you!’ He says with a laugh breaking barely a foot apart at the torso, hips still flush against you arms sliding down to your waist hands resting gently on your hip bones. 'I was getting a few essentials that I have since persuaded Luke to grab for me. When I saw him race down the chocolate aisle I almost died of shock. I cannot believe you’re here!’ You reach up brushing a hand across his cheek with a feather light touch. 'I’ve missed you so much and your timing is impeccable! I really missed you today.’ You explain quietly cuddling back into Calum, determined to get in as many hugs as you can before he returns to the tour. 'Aww don’t you miss me everyday? Not just sometimes!’ He laughs faking offense. 'Don’t be silly you know I miss you all the time today just was a particularly terrible day in general and being with my boyfriend would have made it a lot more pleasant. But shocked as you may be I actually miss you most when it’s beautiful outside when I walk in the park, or when something great happens. Your my best friend as well as my boyfriend.’ You say into his chest somewhat shyly. He wraps you tighter in his strong arms. 'Same, Y/N same, I’ve missed you so much and I’m not here for long but I couldn’t not have the time with you.’ He says placing a gentle kiss on your head.

'Alright we get it but you can go home now before you make us all sick. Take your shit and get out. We’ll pick you up in a week.’ Michael says making shoving motions with his hands. Ashton laughs and pats Calum on the back. 'Go on mate.’ Ashton then rubs your back gently 'good to see you Y/N, take care of him and I’ll come pick him up when the breaks over, sorry it’s only short.’ He says sympathetically. You smile up at the curly-haired drummer, 'thanks Ash, it’s good to see you too.’ You briefly break away from Calum to give Ashton a warm hug. Embracing him you you close your eyes and smile contently, you’ve missed being with your little family almost as much as you’ve missed Calum.

Your smile morphs into a wicked grin, letting go of Ashton you march deeper into the bus. 'Your turn! I haven’t seen you in such a long time you have no say in the matter Clifford!’ You throws your arms around Michael as Ashton and Calum share amused laughs. You do a little dance as he pulls you into his flannel-clad chest. 'I’ve missed you all, even you Mikey!’ You joke but look up at him to make sure he knows you really have missed them all. He laughs loudly, 'we’ve missed you too, Calum particularly, the bus is pretty small mate, we can hear you.’ He winks at your blushing boyfriend. 'Be nice.’ You scold squeezing your arms tightly around his middle. 'And give me my girlfriend back.’ Calum pouts. You laugh letting go of Michael you walk back to Calum, sliding an arm around his waist. 'Come on let’s get your stuff and chase Luke down for mine then we can go home.’ You say excitement at the idea of a week with your boyfriend at home. He nods enthusiastically placing an arm around your shoulders gently he picks up his bag and presses the button to open the door. You call goodbyes as you walk towards a much calmer Luke, the tiredness that touring causes is showing on all the boys and Luke, despite his bubbly nature is no exception. He hands you your shopping and you give him a gentle hug as a thank you. 'Thanks Luke, take care of yourself, have a good rest.’ You say worried about how much of a toll this touring takes on them all. He nods and you walk off in seperate directions. Calum’s hand is nestled in yours as you walk to the car, having parked so far away from the few cars in the car park does have advantages and being able to reacquaint yourself with your boyfriend after so long in reasonable privacy is one of them. Although you’re both exhausted kissing in your car like teenagers before driving home and sharing a shower and then falling asleep I each other’s arms is an exhilarating idea. Now every time you go to a a supermarket you wish you did see someone you knew.

Pinky Promise (pt. 1 of my Le Duo verse)

Pairing(s): Luke Evans/Josh Gad

Summary: Luke isn’t intimidated by a simple babysitting gig, okay? He really isn’t. He’s performed live in front of massive audiences on West End and seen his face on the big screen all around the world. Needless to say, he’s definitely not scared of some little girls. Especially not Josh Gad’s adorable little girls. Nope, not scared at all.


The front door is pretty average; tall and sturdy and probably a little expensive, but plain. Certainly nothing to be intimidated by. Except that Luke knows the man of his dreams is just behind that door. And with him, his beautiful wife and two daughters. God, he really should just turn around and feign some deadly illness because the whole situation is too absurd.

When Josh had asked him for a favor, Luke had foolishly agreed without knowing anything, jumping at any opportunity to please like an overeager puppy. He hadn’t realized that the favor would involve going just long enough without seeing Josh to make Luke really miss him and then sleeping over at Josh’s house with the two most important little people in his friend’s life. It was all a giant domestic tease that Luke wasn’t sure he could handle.

Luke never thought that he would be trying to get into Gaston’s headspace outside of shooting Beauty and the Beast (because really, who would willingly put themselves in that guy’s headspace for any other reason?), but he found himself taking out his phone and pulling up the camera app, trying to let courage show through his eyes on the screen as he channeled his character’s outrageous self-confidence.

“You are Luke Evans, and you are clever, kind, and incredibly fun to be around. You are the perfect babysitter, and you have noth
ing to worry about.”

He cocked an eyebrow for effect, starting to feel even less self-assured at how silly he looked, when he heard the door unlatch. He immediately shoved his phone in his pocket and felt heat rising to his cheeks as the door swung open and he looked up into Josh’s amused eyes.

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While I was making cherry almond clusters, I was thinking about that post about Leia being Bail and Mothma’s big plan to deal with the Death Star, and now I’m sad that we never got to see Obi-Wan deal with Leia.

Can you imagine? He sees the message from Artoo and he’s like, “wow, she looks like Padme, wow, Bail and Breha did a great job, but she’s in trouble so let’s go.” And then he’s stuck on the Falcon with Han and Luke and he’s like, it will be so nice to talk to a calm, reasonable person again, because Han is amusing but annoying and Luke is–Luke is too many memories of his father and a sweetness that Obi-Wan doesn’t want to see stripped from him, and it’s not the boy’s fault Obi-Wan has all this baggage, but Leia will be refreshingly baggage-free.

And then he meets her.

The way racism has infected our brains would make Finn being the Skywalker the plot twist of the century:

Finn: “You’re Rey’s father, how could you just leave her like that?!”

Luke: “No, I am your father.”

Most of theater: *heads explode* 


anonymous asked:

21 with Alvez? :)

“You knocked on my door at 1 in the morning, to cuddle?” 

“I’m really sorry for coming over so late…”

“It’s fine, Luke.” You sighed out, collapsing onto the couch with a yawn. He came over and sat next to you silently. “What do you need? Everything okay?”

Luke instantly nodded his head, a smirk coming onto his face. “Everything’s fine. It was just a little quiet around my place and I figured we both could use the company.”

You sent Luke an amused look. “Quiet even with Roxy there?”

At that, he laughed out loud and nodded. “Yeah, even with Roxy there.”

“You knocked on my door at one in the morning, to cuddle?”

“Well, when you put it like that,” Luke paused, his expression softening a little bit, “yeah. I did.”

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At The End of the Day (RebelCaptain Appreciation Week Day 2)

Happy RebelCaptain Appreciation Week! (Now I’m on the correct day.) Thank you again to @therebelcaptainnetwork and @rebelcaptainprompts for this :)

Day 2 Prompt: Comfort

Summary: The Battle of Endor is finished, and the Death Star II is destroyed; all Cassian Andor wants to do is find Jyn Erso among the chaos. 

Words: 1268

AO3 /  Below the Cut!

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Neighbors - Part 16

A/N: The final part of the NY trip. Some smut. Enjoy!!


You fell asleep on Luke as he drove back to his parents’ house. He left the parking deck, and you were out before he had even driven a few blocks. The next thing you knew, he was shaking you awake. You groggily got out of the car, Luke helping you to the door and up the stairs. You stumbled to the bathroom, then came back to the bedroom stripping off your clothes and falling into bed. Luke shook his head at your antics, crawling in next to you and pulling you to him.

You mumbled, “I love you, Luke. Thanks for today.”

Kissing your forehead, he said, “ I love you too, Y/N.”


You awoke with a start the next morning to a cramp in your leg. You jerked to a sitting position waking Luke up in the process.

“Y/N, what’s wrong?” he asked, worry tinging his voice.

“Sorry I woke you. It’s a cramp in my leg,” you said through clenched teeth, rubbing your calf muscle.

Luke sat up and pulled your leg across his lap, gently massaging the cramp. Eventually, the cramp passed, and you sighed in relief collapsing back on the bed. Luke settled next to you, and you nuzzled into his chest as he wrapped his arm around you.

“Well, I was going to ask about going somewhere on our way home today, but it would require more walking. But it would also include cute animals, and I know how much you love those.”

You sat up again, excited. “I can deal with the pain for cute animals! Are you kidding me?”

Luke laughed and pulled you back down to him. He placed a kiss on your nose before saying, “You are so cute when you get excited about something. How about we go have breakfast then we’ll get dressed and pack?”

“Ooh, I hope your mom made some more mallorcas. That was sooooo gooood yesterday!” you exclaimed, jumping out of bed.

Luke laughed and smacked your butt as you walked by him. “You’re so silly at times, but it is extremely entertaining.”

You stuck your tongue out as you pulled yesterday’s clothes on. You’d shower after breakfast. You were starving right now and hoped his parents wouldn’t mind too much. You relaxed when you saw Luke doing the same thing. You couldn’t help but stare at his muscular chest as he pulled on his t-shirt. You couldn’t wait to get home for some alone time. There was just no way you could have sex with him while just down the hall from his parents.

Luke finished dressing and asked if you were ready to eat, pulling you from your thoughts. You nodded and followed him into the hall and downstairs.


Breakfast was delicious, as there were more mallorcas, and fun because Luke’s parents decided to tell funny stories from his childhood. You had really enjoyed getting to know his family and hoped to be able to visit with them again soon.

After breakfast, you both showered, dressed and packed, then said goodbyes to Luke’s parents. His mother hugged you tight saying again how happy she was you’d found each other. His father also hugged you, patting your back and saying basically the same thing. For some reason, tears sprang to your eyes, and you turned away quickly, wiping the tears away before anyone noticed. It meant so much to you that they approved of you for their son.

As Luke drove away from his childhood home, he seemed to understand that you’d been overcome with emotion. He reached over and placed his hand on top of yours squeezing lightly. “You okay, babe?”

You sniffed, then said, “I am. They’re happy tears. Don’t worry. Your parents just made me feel so welcome.”

“See? I told you, you had nothing to worry about,” he said with a grin.

You smacked at his hand and said, “Just hush, smarty pants.”


The Bronx zoo was everything you could possibly have hoped it would be. And again you snapped pictures constantly. Good thing you’d cleared you images from your phone before the trip in anticipation of taking so many photos. The zoo also had a butterfly garden that was amazing. The butterflies were everywhere and would alight on the employees that were working in the garden. And you happened to be at the zoo during the sea lion feeding time. They were just so cute!

Luke was finally able to drag you away, so you could get on the road and not be too late getting home. You stopped midway to have a mid afternoon lunch or linner as you kept calling it, amusing Luke.

You made it home in time to get Roxy from the kennel, so she wouldn’t have to stay another night. She was excited to see you both, almost knocking you over as she wagged her tail at max speed.

At home, you went with Luke to walk Roxy, then back in his apartment, you both gave her a lot of special attention. You were both tired and went to bed early, Roxy curling up at the foot of the bed.


The next morning you woke up as Luke came into the bedroom, apparently having taken Roxy for a walk and leaving her in the kitchen to eat because she wasn’t with him. He closed the door behind him, wicked smile on his face.

“I was hoping you would be awake when I got back from Roxy’s walk,” he said in a gruff, sexy voice.

“Hold that thought. I’m sorry but i just woke up so I have to pee,” you said jumping out of the bed and running to the bathroom. You heard Luke laughing through the door and yelled for him to hush.

Business taken care of, you came back to a very naked Luke sprawled across the bed. How did you get so lucky to have this sexy speciman in your life? You stripped your clothes off as you crossed the room to the bed. You reached the bed, then crawled across it and on top of Luke. You settled at the top of his thighs, your wet heat pressed against his cock.

He gasped your name and reached up taking a nipple between the fingers of one hand, tugging gently while his other hand ran up and down your side. You moaned and started to grind against him. He groaned and his free hand moved to the back of your neck pulling you down for a kiss. Your tongues swirled around each other as you continued to grind against him. You pulled back slightly and he moved his head in a position to replace his hand with his mouth on your nipple. He had worked it into a taut peak with his fingers, and just barely flicked his tongue against it making you gasp loudly. He pulled it into his mouth as you repositioned your lower body. You lifted up, reached down to help place his cock at your entrance. You slowly sheathed him just as his teeth grazed your nipple making you scream out his name.

You sat up and rode him slowly, your hands running over his chest as his gripped your hips helping you to grind down on him. You could feel your orgasm slowly building and started moving up and down his shaft leaning forward for more friction. Luke took advantage of your position to take your other nipple between his lips sucking and nibbling. You were gasping for breath as your orgasm neared and you could tell Luke was close too. He reached between you, rubbing his thumb against your clit. Soon after you came, clenching around him and bringing him along with you.

You fell on him chest pressed to his, trying to catch your breath. Luke pressed a kiss to your temple, skimming his hands up and down your back. You finally gathered enough strength to roll to his side. You lay there quietly for several minutes before Luke said, “Unfortunately, I’m going to have to get out of bed. I have to go back to work today.”

You groaned and wrapped your arm across his waist squeezing. “Nooo. I wish you didn’t have to. We could stay in bed all day,” you said wigglie your eyebrows.

Lule laughed and kissed you. Then groaned and said, “Don’t tempt me, Y/N.”

“I know. I know. I guess I need to do some grocery shopping today anyway. Do you want me to pick anything up for you?”

“You know, this probably isn’t the best time to bring this up, but I’ve been thinking. When is your lease up on your apartment? You spend most of your time here now. What if you just move in with me and Roxy?”

You sat up and turned to face him. “Are you serious right now? Because my lease will actually be up at the end of the month,” you said carefully, trying not to show too much excitement.

“What do you think then? Do you want to move in with me? I know we’ve only been together a few months, but I really feel like we are ready to do this. I love you so much, Y/N. And I love the idea of living with you.”

Tears sprang to your eyes, and you leaned down, pressing a kiss to his lips. “I would love to move in with you. I love you too, Luke. More than I would have thought I could love someone.” You could barely contain the squeal you felt bubbling up inside you.

Luke sat up and pulled you in for another kiss, a very slow, sweet kiss, before getting out of bed and heading to the bathroom. Just before shutting the door, he said, “You can go ahead and squeal. I can tell you’re holding it in. I don’t want you to explode.”

You heard him chuckle as he heard the pillow you threw thump against the closed door, then laugh loudly as he heard your squeal you could no longer contain. You were moving in with Luke Alvez!!

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To The Moon And Back

It was exactly after three in the morning when you tried to call Calum, meaning it was midnight there. It rang a few times before a message popped up saying he was unavailable for FaceTime. You pouted slightly, knowing that one of your boyfriend’s bandmates or his family beat you to it. So, figuring he was busy with talking to someone else, or sleeping, you shot him a quick text telling him “Happy Birthday!!!!” and a few kisses and heart emoticons, making a mental note to call him first thing in the morning.

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Anakin Skywalker as a father headcannons part 1

-When Luke was born he was the first to hold him

-Let’s be honest he let out a few manly tears

-Obi-Wan was the godfather

-And he cursed Anakin for making him deal with Skywalkers all his life. Not like he had enough trouble raising Anakin or anything.

-When Anakin changed a diaper for the first time he got peed on. Padme cried of laughter as she changed Leia.

-He was not amused

-But then Luke stared at him and (through the force bond) Anakin felt something like adoration from his son and he was like ‘alright. You win.’

-Belly time was a favorite for father and son because, for Anakin, he just layer on the floor and talked to Luke like a adult and Luke liked the floating things above him

-As Luke got older an became more mobile Anakin started to have miniature races with him.

-6’5” man against a wobbly, off balanced, toddler. Luke won. Everytime.

-One day Leia and Luke were playing around and Luke found Anakin s saber and so he gave it to Leia to hold and he put his small face against where the saber actual came out if as Leia and her pudgy fingers were playing with the shaft if it

-Anakin had a heart attack “Leia, sweetie, give Daddy the saber back.”

-He lifted the twins with force and was like “no more Jedi stuff for you”

-He lied. So much Jedi in their little lives

-Another heart attack when it was school time

-Luke and Leia only talked with each other at school because the other younglings were too outgoing for them and Anakin was worried that they were going to become outcast

-Padme talked him out if that and was all “look buddy there twins they’ll be fine, and they’re also pretty fucking cool for kids”

-It was okay after a while

-Luke went with anakin to the temple slot while Leia went with Padme to the Senate

-Luke often wondered off in the Temple

-Anakin often thought about getting a tracker ticked onto him

-Obi-Wan was usually the one to find Luke because, like his father, Luke would find Kenobi no matter what. He . Was. Doing.

-“Oh,you’re meditating? Let me ask you a hundred and one questions about nothing. Wait, you’re on your way to a important meeting with the council? Let me follow you and knock on the door even if you say now’s not the time because I want your constant attention no matter how old I am.”

-Luke and Anakin like Obi-Wans constant attention.

-Incase you couldn’t tell.

-Luke will often follow Anakin, and imitate what he’s doing. Sometimes Leia would to, but then she would get bored and go back to drawing or reading or helping Padme sort papers.  

-Luke was called Pilot growing up.

-Anakin and Luke built little robots together

-Luke was 11 when he went up on a ship that was supposedly decommissioned, but when he pressed a bunch of buttons pretending to be a actual pilot he accidentally closed the door ships and started it up.

-Luckily it didn’t fly or anything (not enough fuel) but it alerted the hanger

-Anakin wasn’t exactly impressed with that stunt, but Luke has done alot of stupid shit in the 12 years he’s been alive.

-And he kept doing stupid shit

-Especially with a smuggler named Han Solo

-Anakin knew Leia and him were good together, but he wasn’t so sure about him and Luke being friends

-Luke was butt hurt on his height cause he’s so short compared to Anakin

-“Thanks mom.”

-As he got older and became more Jedi Knight Anakin was proud and boisterous

-He was the parent in the back of room that went “THATS MY BOY” when his name was called

-Obiwan was not impressed

-Anakin often embarrassed Luke by accident

-Like, for instance, Mara Jade.  

-And When he was officially titled Jedi Knight


-Anakin cried on the inside when Mara and Luke found out they were having a baby

“What do you mean your having a baby, you’re a baby yourself”

“Dad I’m 28”

“Shut up, your like 12.”

-He cried a little when he held Ben Skywalker

-He looked so much like Shmi

-Except the hair

-Just, Anakin being a total soccer dad

Tell me if you want more headcannons on certain situations! 😁

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Summary: Calum has never been in love- ever; it’s not on his top priority of things to do either. But, when the band is on break for the holidays, and Calum wants to spend time with his mum, who is the owner of the top ballet/dance company in the country; Calum meets a girl whose eyes held more galaxies than the universe, and a smile that made his heart beat faster than ever before. This might just make him change his priorities up a bit, but sometimes there are tough decisions to make in the industry.

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Merry Christmas everyone!!! :D

The rebels were in between bases. Evacuating one and settling in the other before the Imperial Fleet could take them out.

Y/N and Luke were helping evacuate as much as they could. Running back and forth, helping people get on their way to safety. It was a trait Luke admired about Y/N. Her willingness to step up and help as much as she can.

Tension was in the air so thick, that you could slice through it. Y/N and Luke quickly passed by each other. Luke gave her a small smile, and she made a very amusing face at him, then ran past. Luke tried to fight off the smile, creeping up on his face. But in his trying, he failed. Y/N was always one to make everyone feel better, no matter the situation.
You could say that he loved her.

He would do anything to keep her out of danger.

Luke shook the thoughts of her out of his head so he could stay focused on the situation at hand.

Then he heard them the stormtroopers. He rushed forward to grab the last remaining supplies, and get out of there fast. He put them onto the ship, and raced back towards the Millenium Falcon, where he and Han and the gang could high tail it out of there. Y/N would be going with her friends. To safety. Hopefully.

Do you think she needs help? Do I need to find h-
His thoughts were interrupted as he saw many red lasers fly by while hearing the white troopers coming closer.

He started for the Falcon when he bumped into someone, falling to the ground. It was Y/N.

“Y/N what are you doing we have to go.” he said frantically, helping the woman off of the chilled ground.

“What about everything else?” Y/N asked. “Is everything that we need all ready?” She asked looking around. The lasers flying closer then ever, one just barely missing Luke’s head. (Oh you stormtroopers and your shitty aim.)

“Yes. Let’s go. Come on!” He lightly grabbed her arm as they raced towards the hangar with all the ships.

While running, Y/N grabbed out her blaster, just in case. Luke subconsciously slid his hand in her hers and held her hand tight.
Then he heard it. The blast. A trooper shot Y/N in her side.

She let out a yell and fell down, clutching her side that was bleeding oh so heavily. “Shit…” She breathed lightly. The troopers were so close.

Luke quickly lifted her up into arms. His mind frantically trying to process what had happened.

Not Y/N. Please not her. Don’t take her. Please!

She passed out in his arms and he carried her on board the Falcon.

He ran into Leia. “Help me please.” She quickly nodded and helped them down to where they could address Y/N’s wound.

Luke was breathing so heavy. Y/N began to shake in his arms. Shock? Blood loss? He didn’t know and he didn’t want to know. He was so scared.

They lay her down on a table and quickly began to address the damage.

“What’s wrong? Is she gonna be okay?” Luke asked. Leia put a hand on his shoulder. “She’ll be okay, Luke.” He nodded and began to help Leia.
Luke sat by Y/N and held her cold hand in his warm one. He wouldn’t dare leave her side, afraid that if he did, something would happen to her. Holding her hand to his mouth, he pressed soft kisses into it and whispered comforting things softly. He didn’t know if it was meant to comfort him or her more.

Y/N woke up harshly, coughing and confused. Luke reacted fast. He removed the oxygen mask off her her beautiful face and ran his hand down the side of it.

“Hey, hey Y/N. It’s okay. You’re safe. You’re on the Falcon. You’re safe.”
Y/N began to cry and it killed him to see her like this.

“Hey it’s okay. Don’t be sad. I won’t let anything happen to you okay?” Luke said, running his hand through her sweat soaked hair.
She closed her eyes and nodded softly, suddenly feeling tired. “Thank you Luke.”

“Anytime Y/N” He kissed her forehead softly, and started to fall asleep himself. “I promise, I will keep you safe. I love you.”