luke hemmings fake tweets

signs as ashton irwin quotes
  • Aries: "people that fart in elevators are the worst people"
  • Taurus: "apparently i had a boner in the acceptance video..."
  • Gemini: "tadpoles are baby turtles"
  • Cancer: "my balls are so sore"
  • Leo: "Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic"
  • Virgo: "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog"
  • Libra: "NO I'M NOT FUCKIN OKAY"
  • Scorpio: some people are sass monsters on twitter, like honey you need to chill"
  • Sagittarius: "Do I look like I know how to twerk? I'm a small blonde boy"
  • Capricorn: "pelicans are scary mother f-erz
  • Aquarius: "P O O P I N G"
  • Pisces: "If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top"
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Fake Tweet #5: You Tease Luke About His Height 

Luke is my giant. And he’s so tall with them broad af shoulders and I would love to just hug him for days feeling so protected because I’m so tiny and ahhh okay </3

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- another member tweets a cute moment of the two of you

the first thing i thought of when i heard michael fell into “the pit”

If I could, I would go find Michael, Ashton, Luke, and Calum at this moment and tell them how much you love them and how happy you get when you listen to their music and how your face breaks into a smile when you see them on the computer and on tv. I’d just want to thank them for what they’ve done for you and every other girl and boy that they’ve made really happy and feel understood and loved.
—  My older brother Jon
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AU: the boys tweet about you

I enjoyed making the last ones so I decided to make a kinda part 2 if you wanna request one of these you can :)

College!Luke Would Include...

I wrote these with this cutie @nightchannelsmikey, and you should totally go check her out! 


  • Studying together at 3am and eating oreos all night
  • Stealing his school sweaters
  • Him showing up at your dorm door with breakfast and coffees but you still sleeping so he comes in and sits there waiting until you get up
    • When you do, though, you freak out because why is he there??? and spill coffee everywhere
  • Him walking you to every one of your classes even if it makes him late
  • Him waiting for you at an open table for lunch when it’s raining
    • If it wasn’t raining, he would take you off campus and treat you
  • Wanting to always party with you and you guys usually go, but those days you’re just not feeling it he would blow it and spend with you with Netflix and snacks and cuddles
  • Him working on the campus coffee shop with a little green apron and smiles and being so nice and taking and making orders :’)
    • When you come in for coffee, he acts like you’re a smokin’ person he just met and writes his number on the receipt and a “call me;)” 
    • “Luke, we’re already dating”
  • He would learn how to make the cool coffee art things and waits to see your expression and getting all smiley and proud when you say you love it
  • He would probably try to have sex one night when you say your roommate is out but then complain bc the beds are too small 
  • Spending RAINY WEEKENDS IN UR DORM W COFFEE AND MOVIES AND GAMES AND CUDDLES GBYE
  • Always studying together on the quad omg and when u get stressed he takes you somewhere off campus to cool down :((((
  • MATCHING COLLEGE ATTIRE
    • Or taking his clothes
  • Walking around campus when you have no classes, hand in hand, and just talking about random things
  • He could bring his guitar and sing to you :((
    • He could even teach you!!
  • Helping him decorate his room and him helping you decorate yours
    • Both putting up pictures of y’all and little stuff  like stuffed animals and knick knacks from each other gtg die now
  • Him giving you textbooks from classes he has done or vice versa
  • Dragging you to all the school games or events!!
  • You guys making playlists for each other to listen to while on the way to moving in / going home
  • SHARING A SPOTIFY ACCT (bc he has premium obvi) AND FINDING A BUNCH OF PLAYLISTS OF YOUR NAME AND EMOJIS
  • Omg you being a tour guide and he would purposely run around campus just to get in your way and interrupt the tour!!!!
  • Him complaining when you have to read a long book for a class and you bribing him with sex or food so he would just shut up and read at least half 
    • Refusing to do any of the work that night so one gives in with sex or food 
  • Keeping you really close at parties bc he doesn’t want anyone else getting to close to you
  • Missing morning classes bc Luke slept over and he kept mumbling 5 more minutes
    • Somehow managing to fit together on those small ass beds (not exactly the most comfortable)
  • Graduating together :’))))

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