luke and tom

What even is America right now?

1. Cards Against Humanity bought land on the border to prevent Trump building a wall. (Should they even have to do that?! Can we not have a normal president who enacts policies with Mexico so that we can have an open border with Mexico?)

2. Deadpool 2 trailer released. Yey!

3. Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive?! That dude’s a homophobe. Gross. Of course it’s People Magazine, NOT the arbiter of good taste.

Sexiest men alive:

Tom Hiddleston

Idris Elba

Tom Hardy

Jesse Williams

Blair Underwood (he ain’t dead bitches)

Matthias Schoenaerts

Chris Hemsworth (I’ll give you any Hemsworth for that matter)

Evan Peters (but only if he would dump his violent girlfriend Emma Roberts)

Chris Evans

Chris Pine

Oh my god! Almost forgot silver fox Jeff Goldblum

Edit: Add Chadwick Boseman

Sebastian Stan

Jake Gyllenhaal

Stephen Colbert

Jon Stewart

Dwayne Johnson

me, wondering how i managed to stay up to 2am reading imagines:

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The things you find…Hugh Dancy as part of a 2004 round up of “Bright Young Things” for BAFTA. 

Transcription:

Hugh Dancy

Most famous for
Black Hawk Down
Soon to be seen in 
The Sleeping Dictionary
Favourite film
Duck Soup’ – you can’t beat the Marx Brothers.
Best moment 
Filming The Sleeping Dictionary in Borneo. I had the time of my life.
Worst moment
The first time I met Lucy Punch [see right] on set. I was playing Kyle, the Orphan Warrior, in The New Adventures of Robin Hood – a terrible series. The worst moment is perhaps encapsulated in one of my lines: “The orphanage! It’s on fire!" 

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last updated: 11.23.17 (not all smut i’ve reblogged is on this masterlist; check tags)


BTS

all

BTS teasing you under the table

BTS reaction to another member walking in on them having sex

BTS favorite sex positions

BTS reaction to riding them

jungkook

exchanges by workofteaguk

pour up (ft. taehyung) by jungkxook

if you’re struggling like i am by btsruinedmylifeblr

lust and errors by imaginethisbts

la dolce vita by hallyuwriters

undercover by gotfuckingseven

the fitting by noona-la-la-la

wrong by btstrashstan

the mortal by bangtanscript

clueless by aichan11

special delivery by yoongimnida

elevator by maktae

payback by diorbangtan

baseball by namjoonilicious

hands by btssmutgalore

his throne by jiminsa

cock worship by mlkygguk

falling playbook by bossy-one

lipstick by diorbangtan

distractions by yooyugyeommie

homerun by oppamansae

bunbun by jungkookienoona

watch me by taecup

breaking and entering by jungkookienoona

seven days with bangtan (ft. all) by whichwaytowonderlandep

the blue princess and her red rose by cutaepatootie

sound the alarms by emboyz

when it melts by taeciturn

a lesson on imprinting (ft. taejin; no reader) by houseofbangtaninternational

helping hands by starwarsrin 


taehyung

pour up (ft. jungkook) by jungkxook

a lesson on imprinting (ft. jinkook; no reader) by houseofbangtaninternational

son of the sea by rudeboywonho

woman by starboyjxmin


jin

scandal by ultraviolettae

plage by mint-tape

death wish by tedryse

my ta tease by cherrybananapajamas

a lesson on imprinting (ft. taekook; no reader) by houseofbangtaninternational

phone call (ft. jungkook) by rinnyrinnywrites


GOT7

yugyeom

black out by def-initely-soul

blow by jj-nyoung

bubble trouble by jj-nyoung


5SOS

luke hemmings

holy by majorharry

a lesson learned by majorharry


MARVEL

Spiderman (tom only)

side to side by imaginez4u

distractions by xwienersoldier

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Luke’s gum falling out of his mouth like the 3 year old he is

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Made some Muskies iPhone wallpapers