luke and simon are having so much fun

Simon Lewis Headcanons

-Simon is the cutest cuddliest drunk, where as clary becomes giggly and finds her hair and everything else funny, simon just wants to snuggle up to everyone. Of course because he just smiles and snuggles its impossible to resist him many a club night has been spent with him curled into a booth with his lover

-Simon actually has a pretty strong stomach, I mean after tolerating izzys cooking and the god awful crap the academy deemed food, he can eat almost everything without throwing up

-but when he does get sick he multiplies that illness and spreads it to everyone, no one is immune.

-music is his happy place, pissed off, sad, emotional in any way and all he needs is an hour uninterrupted with his music and he can temper himself back to normal. Please generally leave him alone to chill with his headphones after that one time jace broke them and he snapped and glared at everyone the entire day.

-simon is definitely bisexual, I mean he pretty much most of the guys were kind of hot. He’s pretty open about it and when one day someone in the clave mentions something he details explicitly why that man is a disgusting bigot

-he’s really close to his sister rebecca, they support each other a lot and he texts her all the time. Rebecca, izzy, clary and magnus like to go shopping every month and he picks them up and drops them off so the can have fun without cabbing it everywhere.

-he thinks of joceyln and luke as his second set of parents, they helped raise him too after all the time he spent in their homes. they always have a place set for him for dinner if he wants and since he was 12 he has been part of the family portrait. He was so devastated when joceyln went missing and so relieved when she was home, he just wished he could have seen them get married. 

-If he hadn’t of chosen Lovelace as his shadowhunter name he would have asked to be called fairchild because it would mean just as much

okay but hotel manager alec is great but also: concierge magnus (in rlly fancy hotels, the concierge is someone who recomends great restaurants to guests, helps them plan day trips, and arranges tickets for shows n shit, rather than the person who cleans everything lmao), restaurant manager simon, chef jace, front office managers clary and izzy and security officer luke

long story short i wanna sleep in this hotel