luke and jason

I hate it when greek mythology comes up in and people ask why i know so much about it and i have to pretend that my entire knowledge of Greek Mythology did not come from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, written by Rick Riordan

Batfam Week: Wayne Gala!

When all the guests had left, Bruce brought out the old record player and danced with his kids to songs from the 50s. Some favorites include Beyond the Sea (Bobby Darin), Hound Dog (Elvis Presley), At the Hop (Danny & the Juniors), Sh-Boom (The Chords), and Rockin’ Robin (Bobby Day)!

PERCY JACKSON AND GROVER UNDERWOOD ARE BEST FRIENDS AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP ERASING IT.

LEO VALDEZ AND PIPER MCLEAN ARE BEST FRIENDS AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP ERASING IT.

PERCY JACKSON WAS EXTREMELY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH CHARLES BECKENDORF AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP FORGETTING THAT.

CLARRISE LA RUE CARED ABOUT SILENA BEAUREGARD WITH ALL HER HEART AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP FORGETTING THAT.

PERCY JACKSON AND RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE WERE GREAT FRIENDS BEFORE SHE LIKED HIM AND STILL WERE AFTER AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP ERASING THAT.

I WISH PEOPLE REMEMBERED BIANCA DI ANGELO FOR MORE THAN JUST LEAVING NICO FOR THE HUNTERS. SHE WANTED TO BE FREE.

I WISH PEOPLE REMEMBER ZOË NIGHTSHADE FOR MORE THAN ‘THE DAM SNACK BAR’. SHE FOUGHT BRAVELY FOR ARTEMIS.

I WISH FRANK WAS TAKEN MORE SERIOUSLY BY THE FANS AND STOP BEING WRITTEN OFF AS THE AWKWARD ONE.

I WISH LEO WOULD STOP BEING LABELED AS THE FLIRT.

I WISH THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN LEO AND CALYPSO WASN’T SO CRUSHING TO THE FORMING OF THEIR CHARACTER.

I WISH PERCY WASN’T CALLED A GOOFBALL BUT THEN NOT CONSIDERED FOR HOW SMART HE REALLY IS.

I WISH PEOPLE REMEMBERED THALIA’S PAIN WHEN JASON WAS TAKEN AWAY.

AND THALIA FEELING THAT PAIN AGAIN WHEN LEARNING ABOUT LUKE.

I WISH PEOPLE REMEMBERED THAT LUKE WASNT ALWAYS A BAD GUY AND THAT HE TRULY CARED ABOUT ANNABETH.

PERCY WAS NOT UPSET AT NICO FOR ‘NOT BEING HIS TYPE’. HE WAS CONFUSED THAT SOMEONE HE THOUGHT HATED HIM COULD HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM. CONSIDER THIS, PLEASE.

TYSON EXISTS. WOW.

I WISH THAT WILL SOLACE WAS TAKEN MORE SERIOUSLY. HE IS NOT JUST NICO’S BOYFRIEND. HE IS A FIERCE, INTELLIGENT DOCTOR WHO HELPED MANY IN THE WAR DURING “THE LAST OLYMPIAN” (HE HELPED ANNABETH!)

REYNA HAD A VALID REASON TO FEEL PAIN WHEN PERCY SAID HE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN HER. IT STINGS.

RACHEL ALSO HAD A VALID REASON.

SO DID CALYPSO.

AND SO DID NICO.

THESE CHARACTERS ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT THEIR LABELED AS AND WHAT PEOPLE REMEMBER.

Add more if you can think of any. I just r e a l l y had to rant about this at 2 am.

DC has forgotten the sizes of the bat boys. Jason is both the beefiest and the tallest. Dick is lithe (NOT BEEFY) and short. 5'10" at the absolute max. Tim is a small lithe boy who is 5'7.5" at most. He is an entire head shorter than bruce who is approximately 6'2". His legs? Small. His arms? Small but stronk. Shoulders are the largest part of this boy because of the bo staff. Damian is under 5'4" and skinny. He has muscle but he’s a baby so there is not a lot. Duke is beefy, but not nearly as beefy as jason. He’s taller than dick but shorter than jason (for now) which puts him at about 5'11". He looks like a running back. Very fast and stronk. Luke practically snorts protein powder for the BodTM and is the same height as jason. He is beefy, but not nearly as beefy as jason. If you saw the two of them at separate times you would assume that jason towers over him because he is very imposing with the beef. Luke is cut tho. His muscles look sharp as in could cut a man. Terry has a very large shoulder to hip ratio in large part due to the fact that he has no ass. Terry is probably 6'1" and the tallest bat boy but his ass is flat. He is lean beef.

And that concludes my analysis.

PJO Reminders

-The main trio were all middle-schoolers when the series began

-Reyna used to work for Circe

-Blackbeard is still alive & messing crap up somewhere in the Sea of Monsters

-Reyna has an equally-badass sister

-Luke was technically the hero the whole time

-Artemis inspired Santa Claus

-When the world was being destroyed, Dionysus was busy playing Pac-Man

-Drew went to school with Sadie Kane

-Jason took a stapler to the mouth as a baby

-One of the Big Three kids is related to Adolf Hitler 

-No one likes Octavian

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Superhero Aesthetics // Extended Batman Family

We may have began as the soldiers Batman built for his crusade. But we became something else, something he never expected. We started as an army. We chose to be a family. And if there’s hope for us… there’s hope for anyone.

Dick Grayson [x]

Barbara Gordon [x]

Tim Drake [x]

Requests

The Batfamily and what they steal

Dick: beds. Whenever he spends time in the Manor, he falls asleep in a different bed every night. Regardless of whether the room - or the bed - is occupied.

Jason: credit cards. He’s perpetually broke, so he snags Bruce’s credit cards whenever he comes by the house and then switches them out later. Bruce hasn’t noticed, but Alfred has.

Tim: phones. He doesn’t do it on purpose, he just suddenly needs to be online and forgets that the nearest phone isn’t actually his.

Stephanie: grappling hooks. She’s started a collection.

Cassandra: cookies. Whenever Jason stress-bakes, some of the cookies invariably go missing. Everyone knows it’s Cass but no one can prove it.

Damian: batmobiles. Boy loves driving, can you blame him?

Kate: Renee’s clothes. They don’t fit her at all, but then Renee has to walk around her apartment shirtless and Kate can’t argue with that view.

Luke: prototypes. He continually sneaks into the WayneTech R&D department to try out the newest toys, to the point where his father has given up and put him on the official payroll as a beta tester.

Terry: old batsuits. His excuse is that they’re lonely and need someone to take them out of the cave every once in a while.

Bruce: photos. He takes pictures of his kids when he thinks they’re not looking, and puts them up as his screensaver. Bruce is Good Dad™.

Don't think about

- Dick’s heart beating hard right as a trapez act starts, fear that they might fall.
- Damian thinking Dick was dead when he got to come back to life.
- No one telling Dick *cough Bruce* that Damian was alive again.
- Tim seeing his dad bleeding out and dead.
- Barbara having people judge her by her wheelchair not her brain.
- Kate’s last time she sees her mom and twin sister is when they are dead.
- Jason constantly excepting people to let him down.
- Duke having his parents go insane due to the Joker gas. Not knowing all the good their son was doing.
- Stephanie at 15 and deciding what the best option was for her baby and deciding it wasn’t with her.
- Damian seeing sons and mothers out together knowing he will never get that.
- Jason being sold out by his mother resulting in his death.
- People Tim care about dying and him feeling alone as Robin was taken from him.
- Alfred having to bury his love ones. Living to an old age when many of them died young.
- Harper losing her mother and trying her best for Cullen.
- Cass looking at them knowing she is the reason Miranda Row is gone.
- Bruce watching his whole world being laid six feet under at a young age.
- Luke feeling like his dad cares more for work.

I dare you to try to not think about it.

Took me a while but here it is!

I had some friends who were passing through some tough times so I tried to do something to keep them motivated

sorry not sorry for Octavian

(inspired by x)

Bonus:

click here if the song doesn’t play

  • interrogator: say it
  • me, tied to a chair: heck no i ain't saying it
  • interrogator: say that Grover wasn't a main character
  • me: *spits in their face* yOU THINK I'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT * fuming *
American Ninja Warrior

May have been binge watching this and yeah the Batfamily would rock it.

-  It started when Tim and Duke where watching it.

- They said that they could totally do better.

- Dick walks in with Damain and now they want to see for sure if they can.

- Cue making their own course in the basement. 

- Barbara was able to figure out all the logistics to make it. Then made it even harder.

- They copy the hardest course they can find.

- Cass “Is this suppose to be hard, looks easy.”

- Jason votes to make it harder they throw balls at each other while doing it.

- So everyone is there. Alfred agrees to keep time.

- Bruce refuses to take part but secretly watches them from the batcomputer.

- Kate goes first

- Dick does it with tons of flips. Jason yells it’s not a trapeze. You win by time not talent.

- Damian goes pretty quick to no one surprises.

- Stephanie almost made it until Harper got her with a ball.

- She got Harper back though so its even.

- Tim and Damian where the worse about throwing the balls.

- Luke was the best at dodging the balls.

- Jason totally uses his height for advantage.

- Cass won to the surprise of no one.

- Course may have stayed as a “training exercise”

The Batfamily as Things My Friends Have Said

Tim: *to Kon after finding out there was a tornado warning* Shh, be quiet so the tornado doesn’t hear us…


Jason: *upon hearing Roy has been around someone else besides him* I don’t know who this “friend” is but they can go…lick a tree


Barbara: Do not make me turn this library around, I swear to Jesus Harold Christ


Dick: My butt, like, deflected it


Damian: I’m gonna grab you…by the crotch…and body slam you.


Cassandra: Oh my god there’s an arrow going through my boob


Helena: You guys bout to catch these hands *accidentally punches herself in face*


Stephanie: No, it’s just that I almost punched you in the boobs when I was trying to pick flowers


Luke: *trying to build a kite* It requires 30 grams of instructions


Bruce: *pointing at Tim* He’s eyebrowing at me to the tune of Jaws


Alfred: We got to slap each other with realistic feeling ham

AND MY FAVORITE


Duke: *staring at his family and friends* Why are we impersonating birds????

Deckard Shaw’s character development
  • Fast 6: *kills Han without remorse as a message to Dom and his group*
  • Furious 7: *is a complete asshole, delivers an angsty speech to his comatose brother in which he swears revenge, wrecks Hobbs' office and nearly gets Hobbs and Elena killed, destroys Dom's house and endangers Brian's child, pulls out a gun in a street fight, allies himself with a terrorist*
  • F8/Fate: *jokes around with Hobbs, is a mama's boy, is a complete dad around Dom's baby, is a protective big brother to Owen, is revealed to be a misunderstood good guy who was once a hero like Hobbs*