Han: who me? no no no I’m not here for the revolution I’m here for the money. Yeah those… those credits I’m getting… all that uh… payment… gotta bounty on me you know… need to, uh, save up and uh, pay off Jabba… what’s that? Skywaker? Princess? No no no definitely not here for any dumb kid hokey farm boy and DEFINITELY not here for that snooty little princess NO WAY. Just that money… all about the money….. tell ‘em, Chewie. Tell 'me about that uh–that big money we’re making. Oh yeah. Big credits. Just here for the money. That’s me. Mercenary money man. $$$$$
Han: *accepts the pitiful pay the rebellion offers him, half the time gets paid in parts for the Falcon instead of actual credits, routinely makes supply runs and never gets paid and never mentions it, volunteers to go scouting or work on the ships or help with the new recruits free of charge, frequently participates in unpaid extremely dangerous death missions whenever Luke and Leia are involved, spends his meager pay on stuff for Leia that she never asked for, keeps sticking around from base to base to base even though he supposedly doesn’t care about the cause and even though he’s making hardly any money, never used his reward money to pay off his bounty even though he always says that’s his top priority, basically follows Leia around trying to provoke her into confessing her true love on a daily basis, lets Luke Skywaker sleep on his ship and essentially cooks the 'hokey kid’ and the 'snooty princess’ dinner on a regular basis like they’re some stray animals he’s adopted, actively and automatically fights the Empire with the rest of the rebels and engages in espionage and sabotage missions for the rebellion, has made it so absurdly clear that he would lay down his life for Luke and Leia without a second thought that even rebels on different bases know about it, is an actual and literal goner*
“She’s shooting! She’s shooting!” Barry yelled as he pressed his shoulders into his chosen safeguard - a log - the one you and Cisco had jumped and began using as a bunker. “She’s actually shooting ice out of her hands! She’s-”
“Barry!” You barked, grabbing his shoulder. “We’re going to need you stay calm if we are going to get out of this.”
“I can’t…” He shook his head rapidly and swallowed hard. “I can’t do this. I’m not-”
“Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.” Cisco started sternly, causing you and Barry to look to him… He was gripping his gun and bracing himself behind the log, narrowly missing ice bolts in the process as Killerfrost continued to pin you down. “Did Luke say he couldn’t do it when he had nothing but a teddy bear army to defend the forest of Endor? Did he quit because he was just a kid with a light saber? Did he give up after he found out he accidentally made out with his sister? No, and you know why? Because Luke was a hero, Barry. Today, you are Luke-fucking-Skywaker. Today, you’re that hero.”
“I don’t…” Barry shook his head again and looked back and forth between you and Cisco. “I don’t understand that reference! I’ve never seen Star Wars!“
“Seriously?!” Cisco roared. “None of them?!”
“Okay, can we not?! We’ve got bigger problems!” You yelled as another ice bolt flew overhead. “Cisco, What else you got?!”
“I don’t know!” He responded. “That would have worked on our Barry!”
“Hang on! Do you seriously give Barry - our Barry - fictional Star Wars references as way to build him up?!” You bit. “Are you kidding me?!”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing!” Cisco yelled over the sound of ice crushing against the log.
“If we get out of this alive, I’m going to kill you…” You growled.
“Ugh. Why do I have to get up?” I asked my self as I got out of my bed to the bathroom to brush out my hair. I just decided to be straight today. I got dressed in my very simple Jedi outfit and grabbed my light saber. Once I open the door I almost tripped over something. It was (favorite flower). With nothing attached to it. Not even a note. I picked them up and put them on my nightstand. I smiled to myself. I walked out the door to a large hallway. Into the training room. Luke and I were training a new class of Jedi. “Hey Y/N” Luke said as I walked in. “Hey Luke.” I said back. “When are the kids getting here?” I added. “In about two minutes.” He said.
“Oh okay. What are we working on today?” I said. “Just some simple light saber tricks” He said.
“Oh well I know plenty of those maybe I can just teach the class Skywalker.” I said.
He rolled his eyes and said “I saw some flowers by your door today. Who put them there?”.
“I have no idea.” I replied as some kids walked in. I saw Luke sister Leia walk in.
“Take care of my child Luke.” She said.
“Ben will be fine.” He replied.
“Where Han he is usually the one who comes and lectures me.” He added.
“Hi Master Y/N” Ben said looking up at me.
“Hi Ben. Ready to learn some awesome tricks.” I said.
“Of course I am” He replied and I have him a high five.
I didn’t realize that Leia had left and Luke was getting ready to start. I took attendance and we started. The class took all day and the kids were tired. After everybody had cleared out it was just Luke and I.
“Hey do you have an idea who left the flower. It actually has been going on for a while. Almost every week.” I said to Luke as I put my light saber in its holster.
“Yeah I actually do.” He said as he scratched the back of his neck.
“It has been me. I have liked you for as long as I have known you.” He grabbed my hands.
“That was the only way I could find the courage to do something for you. It actually was probably a little creepy. I really do like you Y/N. So I guess here goes nothing. Do you want to go to dinner with me?” He asked.
Darth Vader: There is no escape! Don’t make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You’ve only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy. [snip] Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
So many parallels between Rey vs Kylo Ren (TFA) and Darth Vader vs Luke Skywaker (ESB).
Both Kylo Ren and Darth Vader corner Rey/Luke then offer to become their teacher.
Darth Vader wants to bring order to the Galaxy, and possibly Kylo Ren wants the same. To restore the balance of the force and removing Snoke with Rey’s help.
Luke and Rey reject their offer. Luke throws himself of the ledge, while Rey fights back.
Darth Vader wants to rule the Galaxy with his son and Kylo with his queen.