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Sweden during the XVI-XVIII centuries
  • APH Sweden: You know... There's something that would annoy Denmark a lot.
  • APH Finland: What?
  • APH Sweden: Invading Norway just for the sake of doing it.
  • APH Finland: Sve, no.
  • After a lot of tries of Sweden invading Norway:
  • APH Denmark: CAN YOU FUCKING LEAVE US ALONE?
  • APH Sweden: Just because you ask it like that...
  • APH Sweden: No.
  • APH Norway: *sigh*
  • Norway: In norwegian, you don't refer to your romantic partner as a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". You say "Kjæreste", which is gender neutral and literally translates to "the dearest".
  • Sweden: And in Swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying "älskling" which translates into "my beloved one"
  • Finland: And in Finnish we say "mulkvisti" which means "one I dont hate as much as the others".
  • Sweden: *squints at Finland*

anonymous asked:

Can you do something with the nordics and their s/o going to a pond and feeding ducks but the ducks attack

Denmark/Simon Densen- He should have seen this coming but he didn’t and oh my God is that a piece of his shirt when did it bite him there help him don’t just la u g h

Finland/Tino Väinämöinen- It would be a shock that the animals would turn on him! Please! Please little fluffy things don’t do that! Here’s all the seeds just stop! At least he has the mind to shield you form the uproar.

Iceland/Emil Steilsson- He will glare those fuckers down, let them try to attack him. Or more importantly let them try to attack you…Really he’s just gonna run when they chase him, try to get it on camera for blackmail. 

Norway/Lukas Bondevik- It’s also unlikely they would attack him rather than just try to pile on him to get the yummy things he brought. Buuut, if it does get out of hand then he just tries to give in and then get you to take pictures while it’s docile.

Sweden/Berwald Oxenstierna- The ducks do not attack. The ducks stay calm. They know. They know.