luhan i give up

I’m screaming Chanyeol stans come and deal with your fav

If you have negative things to say about any of the Chinese members of Exo please unfollow me now.

That includes past AND present members.

  • Sehun: Okay guises, *throws confetti into the air* it's my birthday, what'd you get me?
  • Baekhyun: *Gives Sehun a picture of him* I luhvvvvv youuuuuu
  • Sehun: ......
  • Suho: OH SEHUN, I RAISED YOU WITH MY BLACK CARD, BUYING ALL THE BUBBLE TEA THAT CAN FILL UP THE PACIFIC OCEAN AND YOU WANT A BIRTHDAY GIFT-
  • Sehun: Oh my god, that wasn't charity?
  • Kyungsoo: I baked you a cak...Where the fuck is the cake?
  • Lay: *giggles in the corner*
  • Kyung-soo: I'm going to end the world
  • Chanyeol: Kyung-soo I got the candles!! <3 <3 <3
  • Kyungsoo: *flips every table* WHERE'S LAY?!?!
  • Sehun: This is not fit for a king, PEASANTS is this it?!
  • Chen: Am I getting paid for this?
  • Xiumin: I'll give you a free show *winks*
  • Luhan: *shows up out nowhere* Give me those NUDES!
  • Kris: Birthdays aren't my style.
  • Kai: You can have my puppy for a day
  • Sehun: I don't want a fur ball.
  • Tao: Just take Suho's card
  • Sehun: This is why i love you. *taohun top 4eva*
  • Luhan: Announces he's doing an album/concert in September
  • Me whilst crying: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Fangirling over a rookie group

REQUEST:

XIUMIN: “Screw it. I give up”

LUHAN: “They’re not even good looking! What do they have that I don’t?”
YOU:
“Manliness”

KRIS: “Really? SR15B? You have no taste in music whatsoever!”

SUHO: “I bought you albums, CD’s, posters, everything any EXO stan would’ve wanted and this is how you repay me?”

LAY: *Crying to Luhan* “And right after, she threw the signed poster of me into the bin!”

BAEKHYUN: *Finds out your Tumblr blog is all about SR15B and not EXO* “Well…”

CHEN:

CHANYEOL: *Someone shows him your Tumblr about SR15B* “This is fake! She never fangirls!” *Cannot accept the reality of it*

DO: *You find Taeyong‘s shirt on the floor*
YOU:
“Is this yours, DO?”
DO:
“Y-Yes, No, Maybe, I don’t know…”

TAO: “Is this face not enough for you?”

KAI: *Woke up from your screaming* “What’s wrong? Did you see Kyungsoo-hyung in your dreams again?”

SEHUN: “Next time I see him I’ll throw a stone at his pretty face!”