luhan enjoy the mayo

Enjoy the mayo

Luhan: Now, it’s been a long time since we decided to get together like this so I made us some food

Luhan: -pulls out egg salad covered in mayonnaise-

Sehun: Lu, thank you…

Sehun: …but I don’t like—

Luhan: jusT ENJOY THE FUCKING MAYO YOU UNGRATEFUL rat

Luhan I’m sorry but I cannot “enjoy the mayo” because I don’t really like mayo. The taste and texture… i just can’t. I mean it’s fine on certain salads or something but would I ever willingly put mayo on my food? I don’t think so. I’m sorry for failing you, Luhan. I’m so, very sorry. It’s not you, it’s the mayo.

Originally posted by 3x0ismystyle

EXO React when you are drunk murmuring their song while they drive you home

This was requested by @myoceansareblack​ Hope you like it hun!

Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

“Ohhh… she won’t believe me tomorrow… Thank god I have material for blackmail” *Evil Chan recorded you “singing” while drunk*

Kris:

*Joins you in the singing, not caring people outside turn to see you* “She is mah laaaaadi!”

Sehun:

“I see what you did there… you drank my drinks too right?” *Pretending to be the serious one*

Tao:

“Heh babe… I think that’s not the right song… You are singing to BTS… butterfly ain’t ours…”

Kai:

*Can’t with his life* “Jagi you have to stop… how did you manage to make Call MEeBaby and Machine one song?”

Xiumin:

*Doesn’t know how to make you stop* “Y/N you have to stop yelling… you’ll wake the whole neighborhood…”

Baekhyun:

*Tries to help you pronounce well but with no success* “It’s “ ganjue dao meiyou” not “enjoy the mayo”!”

Luhan:

*Freaked out* “How come she is drunk and her Chinese is better than mine?”

Chen:

“Tying to be a nice boyfriend* “After all those shots and singing like that someone won’t be able to talk tomorrow…”

Kyungsoo:

*Smiling all the way home* “I swear she is the sweetest creature on earth.. Of all the songs she had to choose my solo..”

Lay:

*Not getting what you are saying/singing* “Does she want me.. to decipher a code…? Is she… communication with aliens?”

Suho:

*Well.. he decided to have some fun with you too*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

lcrg21-deactivated20140705  asked:

Hello love! Could you do an EXO gif thingy like the previous but this one is when you just had sex with them... 😏.. Hahaha 😂

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Baekhyun; Smiles at you because he’s simply happy

Chanyeol; It was good wasn’t it?

Chen; Suggests you to follow him for a round two in the shower

D.O.; He grabs the camera and you both watch the sex tape you just made

Kai; Celebration dance imagine this with him naked and his D dancing around in rhythm xD

Kris; He came too fast

Lay; You want to use toys next time

Luhan; Did you enjoy the mayo?

Sehun; You complain because you did not come and ask him to help you finish

Suho; Yah! Why did you scream Kris’ name?!

Tao; The condom broke

Xiumin; Fans himself because he’s too hot

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I hope you enjoyed it! x)

Gifts that EXO would give you on your birthday

This is a different reaction, I hope you like it!

Kris: Honey, I’ve made a beautiful paint for you
I hope you love it

Lay: Here’s your present, my love! Wait, Where did I put your gift?

Xiumin: Yesterday, I cooked for you some fried chicken…but I ate it
.

Chen: The dancing machine prepaired an special dance, sit down and enjoy the sexiest choreography ever.

Tao: I hope you like GUCCI, cause’ I bought you something of GUCCI, all in the world should be GUCCI

Luhan: I bring you some mayo, enjoy it

Kai: My body is your gift *Gets naked*

Kyungsoo: How many cakes do you want?

Suho: I can buy you anything you want, jagi…seriously, EVERYTHING

Sehun: I love you as much as I love bubble tea, so I bring you 6 galons of it. (Y/N): But I won’t finish, it. Do you want… Sehun: Obviusly I want

Chanyeol: Look here, now we have the same stuffed animals

Baekhyun: I bought you some eyeliner, if you don’t like it I can use it for you

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