Rodger: Ahoy, Nakama! Welcome to the One Piece Fandom!
Fan: Oh Yay! I’m so excited to be here. I just think the
show is awesome! So when do I get to meet all my Nakama?
Rodger: In time… In time… First I’d like to give you a tour
of the docks.
*They begin tour*
Rodger: One of the easy ways to find the Nakama you will
hang out with most is to align yourself with some ships.
Fan: Wow, I wasn’t expecting to see so many of them here. I
thought Oda said there wouldn’t be any shipping…
Rodger: Oh yes, but that was a long time ago… Besides people
are going to ship who they want… AH! Yes here we are at the first ship.
*They look up at giant ship decked out in gold*
Rodger: This is the
LuNa: They are the pirate queen and king!
Rodger: Most of them are convinced that they are canon based
on the fact that Luffy trusts Nami with his straw hat.
LuNa: And that she is the one who is in control of the ship!
Rodger: They are usually in competition with the SaNa and
other Luffy ships.
SaNa: Nami cried over Sanji leaving!
Twenty Million Luffy ships: They are just Nakama!
Fan: What about that
ship over there?
NaVi: Nami isn’t even into boys!!!
Rodger: Oh yeah. They
are the only major yuri ship here. Nobody really dislikes them surprisingly
enough. They just ignore them until they need art to fap to…. Anyways!
Continuing on. As I mentioned before there are many Luffy centric ships here.
If there is a character, they have more than likely been shipped with Luffy,
but we’ll meet some of the biggest ones.
LuHan: Hancock will die if they don’t get together.
ZoLu: First mate for life!
Lubin: Luffy gave Robin a home to belong to.
LuVi: Vivi is a princess with the love of pirates, who
better to be pirate queen?
Rodger: And then there is the ship that has quickly become
the most powerful…
*Ship flying a flag that reads “Allies” comes charging into
LuLaw: This is the best pirate alliance to ever
Rodger *points at giant red party boat*: And everyone goes there at some point.
*Girl walks out onto
deck and throws hands in the air*
Girl: WOOOOOOO!!!!! LUFFY x MEAT!!!!!!
*The two continue down the docks till they come to another
large wooden ship*
Fan: This ship looks pretty normal… What’s going on here?
Rodger: This is the Zorobin ship. It’s very popular and you’d
think it was normal-
*Zorobin ship fires cannonball. The pair look to see a
yellow and green ship and a ship shaped like a cannon*
Zorobin: Go away! Zoro’s power was awakened by Robin being
in trouble. Robin’s too good to be shipped with a robot!
Fan: Who are they fighting?
Rodger: Well mostly the Frobin ship-
*The Frobin ship fires a cannonball from its cannon shaped
front, and someone onboard starts waving cardboard cut-out in the air.*
Frobin: Well we have Oda!!!
Rodger: No you don’t!!!!
Frobin: He gave them couple’s t-shirts!
Rodger: They are convinced their ship is canon.
Fan: Well, is it?
Rodger: Only Oda knows… Anyways, that other ship, the yellow
and green one, is the ZoSan ship. They are the biggest yaoi ship in this
ZoSan: It’s cute how they love to hate each other!
Fan: Ah, I think I understand…
*They continue on.*
Fan: Wow, all the ships over here look a lot smaller.
Rodger: Yes this is the yard of small, forgotten, and crack
ships. The UssoKaya ship rests over here along with a bunch of others. People
visit them from other ships on occasion, but they don’t have a lot of hardcore
Fan: There are so many ships, but what if I don’t think
anybody should be together…?
*Rodger smiles and points at a large white building*
Rodger: Then you can join the Marines.
*Horde of Marines comes charging by.*
Officer: Quick men, the Zorobin and Frobin ships are
fighting again. We must remind them that Oda said there would be no shipping of
Rodger: No matter what you choose though, just remember that
we are all Nakama and should love and care for each other.
*Rodger, raises arm to reveal x. Fan smiles and does the
Luffy was too young, too inexperienced for this; his heart was racing in his chest and his body tingled in anticipation and excitement. He swallowed down his nervousness, he knew everything would be okay, and he knew that he would be taken care of; his every need would be met and he would be left satisfied, he had no doubt.
After all, it smelled so damn good, this meat was bound to be delicious.