ETI: ITT we list the shittest type of people
  • Curry: People who hide their property out of sight in Monopoly
  • Jalks: people who pronounce foreign words using foreign accents to sound cultured
  • Jews Did 911: people who constantly ask for advice and then ignore all the advice they get
  • OneChopChevy: people who kidnap people and force them into the sex trade and kill them if they don't comply
  • Curry: Yeah they suck.
  • Curry: People who wear driving gloves, too.


wow, that’s … that’s wild. i asked my friend what happened on lue when megaupload went down (he never replied because he’s an A+ douche) mostly because i wanted to know how they were handling it and what they were gonna do from there. i just kind of assumed that they went back to being a torrent community again… but, wow. i never would’ve expected this.

i mean, sure, it’s kind of less incentive for me to want to go back on lue but i still do still miss the forums. does that mean it’s luelinks no more? just lue? (or do they actually refer to it as eoti now?)

i wonder if the outcome would’ve been different if llamaguy were still there, or were to come back to the rescue. if anyone could make ll their own downloading server (or w/e), i think it would be him given that he’s still loaded. (is there anyone that can reach the guy?)

hmm… kind of want him to do an ama on reddit now. X’D probably not as the ll founder since no one would know wtf it he was talking about (plus the stupid IT DOESN’T EXIST circlejerking) but as one of the “facebook hackers” that made the layout look like myspace that one time. impossible possibility though.

but anyway… thanks a whole bunch, ll!anon~ you’ve been ore informative to me than my so-called good acquaintance.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life restaurant owner who had served 500,000,000 chicken sandwiches and understood the necessity of fast food and fully supported all capitalistic decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

“How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”

“Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real, then it should be an animal now.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Richard Harden, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had some chicken nuggets to emotionally eat, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Eat Mor Chikin” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders