ludwig arthur

COOL STORY BRO
  • Canada: Cool story bro.
  • England: Fascinating discourse, chum.
  • Russia: Riveting fable, comrade.
  • France: Intriguing anecdote brethren.
  • Germany: Perpetuating argument colleague.
  • America: Sweet saga yo.
  • Romano: Waste of time, jerk.
Prucan trying to flirt in German
  • Gilbert: du hast schöne Augen ;)
  • Matthew: what did he say?
  • Ludwig (to Feli): you have beautiful eyes
  • Feli (to Romano): you have gorgeous eyes!
  • Romano (to Antonio): your eyes are cool, I guess.
  • Antonio (to Francis): Your eyes are there.
  • Francis (to Arthur): you have eyes, right?
  • Arthur (to Alfred): you have two eyes, Matthew.
  • Alfred (to Matthew): you have eyes.
  • Matthew (to Gilbert): aw, thank you for noticing!
  • Gilbert: *screaming*

*England and France steal little Germany.*

France: Look kid, we need to know about your brother. 

England: Does Prussia have any weaknesses?

Germany: If you stab him in the chest it’ll… hurt him. 

France:

England:… well, yes, I suppose he’s right.\

France: We tried that. 

Germany: When he gets shot, it also–

France: Just take him home.  

Codenames : Hetalia
  • America: Ok guys! From now on we're using the codenames I made you all
  • America: You will address me as "Eagle One."
  • America: Russia is "Been there, done that."
  • America: Japan is "Currently doing that."
  • Japan: Um-
  • America: France is "It happened once in a dream!"
  • America: England is "Not going there!"
  • America: China is "If I had to pick a girl,"
  • China: Wait wha-
  • America: And Germany is... "Eagle Two."
  • Germany: Thank God.
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Hello!!! I’m happily selling my first Summer-themed Hetalia Fanzine!!! GAAHHH I am so happy with the results!!!!

SUN-KISSED

  • 20 cm x 20 cm
  • 20 pages (full colour)
  • $ 20 USD (Paypal only!)
  • Inside: Italy - Germany - Japan - USA - UK - Canada - Russia - Bad Touch Trio (France, Spain, Prussia) - Romano - China - Belarus - Seychelles - Hungary - Belgium - Poland - Lithuania - South Korea - Nyo US - Nyo UK - Nyo JP - Nyo Russ

Please drop me an email if you’re interested! (TYRNBL@gmail.com) or you can just Tumblr-chat me! 

reblogs are appreciated~ THANKYOU!

Allies + Axis responding to graphic tees their s/o gave them!:

America/Alfred F. Jones- HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND INSISTS YOU HAVE ONE THAT MATCHES.

China/Yao Wang- He laughs for twenty minutes straight and wears it on lazy days to the meetings. Needless to say the message is received.  

England/Arthur Kirkland- He wasn’t very happy when you first got it…but now he sleeps in it every single night.

France/Francis Bonnefoy-He loves it and wears it all the time. He. Loves. It.

Russia/Ivan Braginsky- FUCKING TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE AND WE’LL FIGHT. HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME AND SLEEPS IN IT. FUCKING FIGHT ME.

Axis:
Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt- At first he wasn’t amused but now he actually works out in it. And when people stop him to laugh or compliment it he can’t help but smile. 

Italy/Feliciano Vargas- Try to tell me otherwise. (i actually have this shirt)

Japan/Kiku Honda- figHT ME. (He was confused at first but now he wears it when he knows America is going to be around.)

Romano/Lovino Vargas- He loves it. and he makes you wear it so when he gets it back it’s his favorite smell on his favorite item with his favorite food.

Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt- HE LOVES YOU. GERMANY IS A LITTLE JEALOUS.

I love this more than anything. All of these shirts and many more are available on 6dollarshirts.com!! I love this site so much.