ludicrous art

I’ve been working! I mean, screaming! I mean- WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE.

Anxiety from doing A Dumb Thing today kept me from sleeping despite not getting any sleep the previous night, so I’m doing this. May as well make the nerves be productive if they’re going to ruin things as usual. Doesn’t help that I’m about to begin day 5 out of a 7 day stretch at mind-numbing day job. People are burning up my brain with nonstop chatter: I just want to be left alone to work on this so I can finally get on with things.

Only on the second eagle illustration. And as usual, I have not yet started on the ever important bird portion of it. So. Slow.

Also for no reason, look at this ludicrously high resolution concept art from Bulbapedia.
What a fuckin Absolutely Extra design for such an absolutely ordinary object.
Who would even SEE this? The entire point of a Secret Key is to be secret!
Charon: Yeah sure, when someone eventually finds this due to unlikely circumstance in a wi-fi event, they’ll be real impressed.
I mean even the goddamn player cant see all this detail on the menu sprite, I didnt even know til I zoomed in that there was a little emoji smile drawn on!
Just imagine mr grumpmeister evil-as-fuck grandpa moonman painstakingly soldering a tiny rotom :> face into his absolutely secret key. I mean, he couldnt have got anyone else to make it! Dude is apparantly real good at arts and crafts.
This thing just raises SO MANY QUESTIONS


before this time, all of my fan art, which i draw about two times a year, would just turn out awful and soulless, but i did a better job this time!

recently got the Noragami manga as I enjoyed the animie so much, and otafest inspired me a little bit. also i was mildly irritated at myself for not going into the sketch drive this year.

though I am told I could make money, and want a table, that would require drawing ludicrous amounts of fan art and publicity  to sell, witch I  find isn’t my best work in my opinion.

also my traditional pen and marker drawings are turning out better then my digital, probably because I do twice as much traditional art which i don’t post because scanning it in ruins it.

anyway, Yato and Yukine, character from Noragami by  Adachi Toka

incidentally this is the sidebar of that pitiful creature that was trying to claim I’d “stolen his art” when I posted an image that was clearly a Homestuck panel juxtaposed with a Doctor Horrible’s Sing Along Blog still.

I can’t recommend going to his blog unless you have a strong stomach; the ludicrous claims of art theft are interspersed with nasty, yet uncreative, transphobic and fatshaming drivel.

Which means it’s also worth stating, if anything of yours, anything at all, gets reblogged by him… don’t sweat it. He’s a troll but he’s not a terribly bright one and he seems more interested in mildly annoying as many people as possible than in actually harassing anyone in particular. 


Fat Mermaid 2 (Fishy Friend):

Dragon Arum/Corpse Lily:

Fat Mermaid 4 (Bounty of the sea):

Fat Mermaid 5 (Pregnant and Loving It):

Them’s Fightin’ Birds #1 (American Goldfinch):

Them’s Fightin’ Birds #2 (Cardinal):

It’s A Trap:


My computer’s motherboard died and I had to have it replaced.  That’s $300 I couldn’t really spare.

My laptop has broken again.  It has crossed me for the last time and I am going to replace it completely.

So I’m selling a bunch of 4″x4″ drawings done on smooth bristol art paper with Micron pens.  All archival-quality.

Fat Mermaids 4 and 5 were penciled by my gf, pinkrocksugar!

This batch is the $40 batch.  Everything’s $40.  Obviously.

Here’s another post with the $20-$30 ones.

EMAIL ME at if you want to nab one or more.  

I WILL EDIT THIS POST TO REFLECT WHICH ONES HAVE BEEN SOLD AS FAST AS I CAN, but I’m only human and sometimes I have to go pee or visit my dad or something.

Tell me the names of the drawings you want (I think they’re pretty self-explanatory, above) and I’ll email you to let you know if they’re available, and how much that’ll be all together with postage. They’ll go out in flat, stiff cardboard photo mailers, shouldn’t cost too much.

First come, first served.

USA preferred, but I will ship overseas if you’re willing to pay the ludicrous postal fees.