lucy's hall of fame

I had a dream last night that carrie fisher handed me a letter that said “kids like you are why I have hope for the future…just relax!” and when I finished reading it she flipped me off…you can’t convince me that that wasn’t carrie fisher’s actual ghost chilling in my mindscape…telling me to chill the fuck out….flipping me off….

If Natsu was a celestial spirit
  • Lucy: OPEN
  • Lucy: GATE OF THE FIRE DRAGON
  • Natsu: IM FIRED UP LUUUUUUUCY teehee. Who's ass am I kicking today
  • Lucy: right there. It's a simple target. DONT obliterate everything in the vicinity. emphasizing on DONT
  • Natsu: AYE MAAM
  • Natsu: *destroys everything*
  • Lucy: GOT DAMNIT NATSU.
  • Natsu: I GOT EXCITED SORRY
  • Lucy: YOURE GOING BACK
  • Natsu: LUCY PLEASE
  • Lucy: NO
  • Natsu: CMON IM YOUR BEST SPIRIT
  • Lucy: I ALSO HAVE LOKE
  • Natsu: wow okay yknow what I'm leaving. you can have that annoying as lion
  • Lucy: *hears the door unlock at 3am*
  • Lucy: -_- Natsu
  • Lucy: Natsu what the fuck were you doing
  • Natsu: catching some Pokemon
  • Happy: we caught a bunch
  • Lucy: well did you find me a pikachu
  • Natsu: nah I couldn't
  • Lucy: then get out
  • Natsu: wh-
  • Lucy: you can't set one foot in this house until you find me a pikachu
  • Natsu: COME ON
  • Lucy: FIND ME PIKACHU
  • Natsu: ALRIGHT DAMNIT LUCY
  • Natsu: *mumbles* come out come out you fuckin laxus rat
  • Lucy: so I recently got into books about satanic shit like demons. Pretty interesting huh
  • Natsu: heh heh yea...
  • Lucy: they said demons can be in their ugly stereotypical form or look like humans. Or they can just have human attributes but clearly they gotta possess the cliched horns
  • Natsu: ...yup
  • Lucy: so if demons can look like humans, I wonder if I ever met one ya know. Kinda weird though
  • Natsu: I feel ya
  • Zeref: Yoo-hoo demon boy go tell her