lucy and mirajane

Things That Have Been Said in My Household but with Fairy Tail
  • <p> <b>Natsu:</b> Gray<p/><b>Gray:</b> What?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Are you gay?<p/><b>Gray:</b> No.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Are you sure?<p/><b>Gray:</b> 100%<p/><b>Natsu:</b> okay..*signals towards the others that he's not*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> You would think he would have come out the closet by now..<p/><b>Gray:</b> IM NOT GAY YOU FUCKERS.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Gray:</b> ERZA THE STUPID CAT SCRATCHED THE CURTAINS AGAIN.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> DONT YOU DARE TALK TO LILY THAT WAY. AND HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PRECIOUS CAT OF SUCH CRIME. IT COULD HAVE BEEN NATSU.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *from downstairs* HEY!!<p/><b></b> __<p/><b></b> *door bell rings*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *answers it* NATSU YOURE GIRLFRIEND IS HERE.<p/><b>Lucy:</b> actually we're no--<p/><b>Erza:</b> There's my future daughter-in-law!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> shUT UP GUYS.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Erza:</b> NATSU AND GAJEEL STOP CLIMBING THE FUCKING TREE BEFORE ONE OF YOU END UP FALLING AN--<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *falls off tree*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Good Luck getting to a hospital you vermons. *walks back inside while Natsu cries and Gajeel laughs*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *door bell*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT IT- *opens it* ERZA IT'S THAT GUY YOU LIKE.<p/><b>Jellal:</b> Uhh.<p/><b>Erza:</b> SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT IT-*answers it*<p/><b>Juvia:</b> Hi Gray.<p/><b>Gray:</b> *flustered*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> OH LOOK IT'S GRAY'S WIFE.<p/><b>Gray:</b> shuT UP NATSU.<p/><b></b> __<p/><b></b> *natsu and lucy sitting in the treehouse*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> BE GENTLE WITH THE GIRL NATSU.<p/><b>Gray:</b> YEAH DONT BE SO RUFF WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu, stop being a liar. And a bad one for that matter.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Levy:</b> *knocks*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT IT. *answers it* Oh hey Levy.<p/><b>Levy:</b> Hi Gray, is Gajeel home?<p/><b>Gray:</b> Yeah just a second, GAJEEL THAT GIRL YOU HAD THAT DREAM ABOUT IS HERE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *leans in to kiss Lucy*<p/><b>Lucy:</b> *does same*<p/><b>Erza:</b> IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU HORNYLESS TEENAGERS.<p/><b>Lucy:</b> Hi Erza..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> serIOUSLY.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *everyone arguing*<p/><b>Laxus:</b> SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. NO WONDER NONE OF YOU HAVENT GOT LAID YET.<p/><b>Gray:</b> SHUT UP LAXUS.<p/><b></b> __<p/><b><strike></b> that door thing is a tradition of some sort </strike><p/></p>
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                                        it’s time to say goodbye,                                                                                                  but i think goodbyes are sad and                                                                                                               i’d much rather say hello. hello to a new adventure.

Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.5
  • Erza: Movie time!!
  • Natsu: *groan*
  • Gajeel: What movie are we watching?
  • Erza: well, It's about you, Gray, and Natsu.
  • Gray: There's a movie about us?
  • Erza: *inserts The Three Stooges*
  • __
  • Wendy: Gajeel sing! :D
  • Natsu: Wendy No.
  • Gray: oh god no.
  • Gajeel: Well *fixes imaginary tie* if you insist
  • Gajeel: *opens mouth*
  • Wendy: You can stop now.
  • ___
  • Natsu: Guys..
  • Gray: What is it this time?
  • Natsu: Lucy's mad at me.
  • Gajeel: oh jeez what did you do this time?
  • Natsu: I DONT KNOW. WE WERE AT THE MALL AND EATING AND SAID HOW SHE LIKED TO EAT A LOT AND--
  • Gajeel: stop. you gone and fuck up right there.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: *singing in the shower*
  • Gray: wait a minute i recognize that song anywhere...
  • Gajeel: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
  • Gray: ...
  • ____
  • *It Was The Annual Spring Cleaning*
  • *Insert novela tv opening*
  • Gray: *dancing with the broom* mi corazon.
  • Gajeel: *laughing his ass out*
  • Natsu: He's not gay. He's not gay. He's.. so fucking gay
  • ____
  • Levy: Hey Gajeel.
  • Gajeel: Yeah?
  • Levy: Have i ever said how calm your family is?
  • Gajeel: No?
  • Levy: Good because then I'd lying.
  • *insert yelling about poptarts downstairs*
  • ____
  • *At The Park*
  • Natsu: It's so normal..
  • Gray: Yup. *eats an ice cream*
  • Gajeel: *puts his cat on the swings and swings Lily*
  • Natsu&Gray: .....
  • Natsu: Nevermind.
  • ____
  • *After The Park Going Home*
  • Gajeel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE IT'S NORMAL TO SWING A CAT ON A SWING.
  • Natsu: *rolls his eyes*
  • Gray: Alright if you say so.
  • *They get off and enter the house *
  • Erza: Hey guys welcome back.
  • Erza: .
  • Erza: Where's Wendy?
  • AllThree: HOLY SHIT.
  • ___
  • Wendy: *sits on the swing*
  • Woman: where's your parents?
  • Wendy: Probably just remembering about my existence . *smiles and swings*
  • Woman: *walks away quickly*
  • Wendy: *continues swinging*
  • ___
  • Gray: IM HOME! *enters the house only to hear giggling*
  • Erza: And this is Gray when he was only 2. His ass is probably still the same color.
  • Juvia: *giggling*
  • Gray: erza why..
  • Erza: Oh hey Gray. Just showing Juvia your baby pictures.
  • Gray: ...erza why..
  • ___
  • Erza: GUYS GUESS WHAT!
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Erza: IM GOING ON A SECOND DATE WITH JELLAL.
  • Natsu: Really? Thats great! Someone actually likes you!
  • Gray: ohhhhhh burn!
  • Erza: *goes into the kitchen*
  • Gray: what is she..
  • Erza: *comes back outside eating the last poptart*
  • Natsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Gray: NO WHY.
  • Gajeel: beyond cruel..
  • ____
  • Lucy: Hey Gray.
  • Gray: Hey sister in law
  • Lucy: S-sister in law?!
  • Gray: Wait natsu hasnt asked? Oh nvm forget what i said.
  • Lucy: WHAT?!
  • ___
  • Natsu: GRAY, WHAT DID YOU TELL LUCY.
  • Gray: IT WAS GAJEELS IDEA
  • ___
  • Gajeel: *screaming* THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL.
  • Gray: AW HELL NO *runs out the house*
  • Natsu: NO NO NO NOPE. *walks the opposite direction*
  • Gajeel: SOMEONE HAS TO FUCKING KILL IT.
  • Wendy: *puts a cup over it with paper under* Loooooooook gajeel. *gets closer*
  • Gajeel: NO GET RID OF IT. *defending self with a pillow*
  • Erza: Oh my fucking god, it's just a fucking spider.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: I cant believe you actually let her keep the damn spider.
  • Wendy: *in the backround smiling*
  • Natsu: Erza, It's either us or the spider.
  • Erza: Spider.
  • Gray: erza think about what you're doing.
  • Erza: spider.
  • Gajeel: fuCK.
  • ___
  • Wendy: Guys i lost the spider...
  • Gray: well lets find it so i can kill it.
  • Wendy: T-T
  • Gray: *spider on his back*
  • Wendy: uh..
  • Gray: well dont just stand there.
  • Wendy: But the--
  • Gray: WENDY, what can possible be the matter?
  • Natsu: DONT WORRY GRAY ILL SAVE YOU *comes from behind with a frying pan*
  • ___
  • Part 6? : D
  • <strike> did i forget to mention the spider's name was Clarence? </strike>
Things That Have Been Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.2
  • Erza: So you and Lucy are together now?
  • Natsu: Yeah?
  • Erza: ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SHITHEAD.
  • ___
  • Gray: I have a confession.
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Gray: I ate the last poptart
  • Natsu: *from upstairs* GRAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
  • ___
  • Juvia: You have a nice house Gray. It's so calm.
  • Gray: ..Wait for it..
  • Gajeel: *comes into the room with a bath sponge and wrapped towel around him* GRAY HAVE YOU SEEN LILY, IT'S OUR BATH TIME-- *sees Juvia* Oh. Sup.
  • Juvia: ...
  • ___
  • *door bell*
  • Gray: I GOT IT!- *opens it to Levy*
  • Hi Levy.
  • Levy: Hey Gray it's me again, is Gajeel home?
  • Gray: Yeah, but he's a bit busy. He's taking a bath with his cat.
  • Levy: ...
  • Gajeel: SHUT THE HELL UP GRAY- *from upstairs*
  • ___
  • Erza: *has groceries*
  • Natsu: Did ya bring me something? :D
  • Gray: What about me?
  • Gajeel: My main concern is if you bought lily food.
  • Erza: Yeah I brought you guys something. You know some chicken with the side of FUCK OFF.
  • ___
  • Natsu: LUCY AND I ARE GONNA BE UPSTAIRS IN MY ROOM IF YA NEED US! *drags Lucy upstairs*
  • Lucy: Hey Guys--*gets dragged*
  • Gajeel: They're gonna fuck.
  • Gray: NATSU BE GENTLE WITH MY SISTER-IN-LAW
  • Laxus: Pfft. You're all gonna be 40 until any of you get laid.
  • Gajeel: we're not you Laxus.
  • __
  • Wendy: Can someone play barbies with me? *innocent look*
  • Gajeel: Um, I GOTTA FEED LILY *takes off*
  • Natsu: I HAVE A DATE WITH-- THE DOOR. *runs off*
  • Gray: wai--HOLD U-- fuck you guys.
  • ___
  • *door bell*
  • Natsu: I GOT IT!-- *answers and it's Juvia* Hey Juvia.
  • Juvia: Hey Natsu! :D is gray home?
  • Natsu: Yeah just a sec, *yells* GRAY STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR BARBIES. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE.
  • Juvia: barbies?..*giggles*
  • Gray: SHUT UP NATSU.
  • ___
  • *Erza on a date*
  • Natsu: *using hands as binoculars* we have made contact with that target.
  • Gray: what are they doing?
  • Natsu: It appears they're laughing.
  • Gajeel: Roger that now they're getting up.
  • Natsu: W-wait, shit we've been spotted A-ABORT ABORT MISSION!
  • Wendy: You guys are stupid. This is our house.
  • ___
  • Natsu: I HAVE NEWS!~
  • Erza: Do not tell me you got Lucy pregnant.
  • Gray: Ill fucking kill you, we already have Gajeel as the cry baby.
  • Gajeel: Yeah-- Wait -SHUT YOUR ASS UP GRAY.
  • Natsu: I was gonna say I got an A+ on my test..
  • Gray: HOLY SHIT REALLY?!
  • Gajeel: SO HE ISNT STUPID?!
  • ___
  • Gajeel: Gray.
  • Gray: Yeah?
  • Gajeel: *pats his back* You know we love ya man right?
  • Gray: Yeah?..
  • Gajeel: And you know we'll accept you for you, right?
  • Gray: Sure?...
  • Gajeel: So tell me this and be honest with yourself.
  • Gray: Ok?
  • Gajeel: Are you sure you arent gay?
  • Gray: ...SERIOUSLY?!
  • ____
  • Erza: GUYS SOMEONE IS HERE TO VISIT.
  • Mira: Hey Guys
  • Erza: you were suppose to wait until i called you in...
  • Mira: Oh. Oops?
  • ___
  • Gray: I have a confession.
  • Natsu: YOU BETTER HAVE NOT EATEN THE LAST FUCKING POPTART AGAIN.
  • Gray: No I was gonna say--
  • Erza: *bursts through door and throws confetti* CONGRATS ON BEING GAY GRAY.
  • Gray: IM NOT fUcKING GAY YOU SHITHEADS.
  • __
  • Erza: *yelling at everyone*
  • Gray: Jesh. And you wonder why you're still single
  • Natsu: AHAHA GRAY IS GONNA DIE.
  • __
  • <strike> The Next Day, Gray woke up outside covered in honey </strike>
  • Part 3 anyone?
Things Said in My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.3
  • <p> <b>Natsu:</b> *snickering*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Wow....<p/><b>Gray:</b> What?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Your underwear..<p/><b>Gray:</b> What about them?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> WHAT STRAIGHT MAN WEARS RAINBOW COLORED UNDERWEAR.<p/><b>Gray:</b> THIS IS MY LAST PAIR, AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. I AM NOT GAY.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Nooo you are as straight as curly french fries.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *When Wendy Was A Baby*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I think she's pooped...<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> No shit sherlock. *covers nose*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Who's gonna change her?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I know who! Gray hold her for a sec! *gives Wendy to Gray<p/><b>Gray:</b> Alright! *holds Wendy*<p/><b></b> *Gajeel and Natsu Leave*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wait...<p/><b>Gray:</b> ....<p/><b>Gray:</b> Fuck you guys<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b>Erza:</b> What are you doing under the table Wendy? And where is Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> We were playing hide n seek. :D<p/><b>Wendy:</b> ...two hours ago<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Gray:</b> I feel like we're forgetting something.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Yeah me too.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> O-oh crap!! WENDY.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We're fucked. And it's all your fault Gray!!<p/><b>Gray:</b> ME?! WHAT DID I DO?!<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Erza:</b> Guys meet Jellal, we're going on a date so dont expect us to be back anytime soon. See yaa *leaves*<p/><b>Jellal:</b> Hey--*gets pulled*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *marks another tally*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> What are you doing?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> marking another one of her unsuccessful dates<p/><b></b> ______<p/><b>Natsu:</b> .....<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *stuck in a catbox* help me..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> ...how..<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *Wendy, Natsu, and Gray Playing Minecraft*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Who the hell still plays minecraft?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I DO FUCKER.<p/><b>Gray:</b> GOT A PROBLEM?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> YES I DO GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM. YA'LL DIDNT INVITE.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> See i told you guys.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Laxus:</b> All of you are gay.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> No laxus, Gray is.<p/><b>Gray:</b> I AM NOT, SHUT THE HELL UP NATSU.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> I GOT IT. *opens it to Juvia*<p/><b></b> GRAY IT'S THAT GIRL YOU SECRETLY EARN FOR AT NIGHT.<p/><b>Gray:</b> shUT UP GAJEEL.<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b></b> *door rings*<p/><b>Gray:</b> I GOT IT. *opens it to Levy*<p/><b></b> GAJEEL, THAT GIRL YOU CALL SHORT BUT LIKE HER IS HERE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Shut up Gray!<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *at a store*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Guys calm down. As long as we dont lose Erza we're fine.<p/><b></b> *cue the losing erza*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> FUCK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Erza:</b> *laughs insanely in the car* free ahahahahah im free..<p/><b>Wendy:</b> im still here you know..<p/><b>Erza:</b> FUCK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Natsu:</b> GUYS, LUCY SHE IS--<p/><b>Gray:</b> if you say pregnant ill fucking murder you.<p/><b>Erza:</b> We already have Gajeel as the cry baby.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Yeah!-- WAIT. FUCK OFF.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I was gonna say she's out of town with her family and I miss her T_T<p/><b>Gray:</b> hmm erza, maybe it's a tie between Natsu and Gajeel.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *sitting on the couch*<p/><b>Everyone:</b> COBRAAAA *going in for a hug*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> if any of you touch me ill leave.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> *steps away*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> COBRA!! *hugs him*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *hugs back* Hey shorty.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> WHAT.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HOW RUDE.<p/><b>Gray:</b> NO FAIIRRRR.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I have a pen.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Natsu no...<p/><b>Gray:</b> I have an apple.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> gray no...<p/><b>Both:</b> UH APPLE-PEN<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Jesus christ.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *At An Amusement Park*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Okay Wendy and Natsu are partners.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *mutters under breath* thank god. *he doesnt like rollercoasters*<p/><b></b> *later on a ride*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu let's go on the one that drops!!<p/><b>Natsu:</b> O-okay! *is terrified*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Hurry up Natsu! *pats a seat for him*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Im going im going! *sits down and straps self*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *ditches Natsu last minute*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> SCREW YOU WEN--*gets lifted up*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Wendy you're pure evil.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I know<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> i feel proud<p/><b>Wendy:</b> You should be.<p/><b></b> *insert Natsu's girly screams*<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> Here is part 3, ya'll really seemed to love them.<p/><b></b> Part 4? <p/></p>
Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.9
  • Lucy: Are you calling me fat?
  • Natsu: What!? Of course not baby! Im just saying you're bigger than most!
  • Lucy: ....
  • ____
  • * So Wendy Had To Ask Out Levy For Gajeel*
  • Wendy: Hey Levy!
  • Levy: Hey Wendy!
  • Wendy: *stands up tall* Umm.. *clears throat and reads smudged writing on her hands while giving Levy some flowers*
  • Will you Levy, like to go on and?mate? with me? - Love Gajeel.
  • Levy: o.o
  • ____
  • Gray: *muffled* LOSERS SAYS WHAT.
  • *Silence*
  • Gajeel: you're the only one who said
  • it
  • ___
  • Natsu: Do you think if I put my foot underneath a slow moving car it would still hurt?
  • Gray: Okay man, we love you but that's the most stupidest question you've ever asked.
  • ___
  • *At The Waterpark, it's a slide where you get dropped down*
  • *Announcer* 5
  • Gajeel: im regreting this
  • *4*
  • Natsu: Um no..*looks down at platform which shows a drop * oh hell no.
  • *3*
  • Gray: AHAHAHAHAHAHA *nearly crying*
  • *2*
  • Erza: So this justs drops us down or?
  • *1*
  • Wendy: AHAHA I AM RE-- *platform opens* NO I WAS NOT READY!!
  • Gray: NO NO NO NO N O NO *platform opens* WHAT THE FUCCKKK
  • Natsu: *has been screaming before the platform opened*
  • Gajeel: I bet it's not even that ba-- *screams*
  • Erza: *literally the only one cheering*
  • ___
  • Lucy: Natsu look!! Lets go in the tidal wave pool!
  • Natsu: nO.
  • Lucy: but it's just like the beach.
  • Natsu: No.
  • Lucy: *drags him inside*
  • ___
  • Juvia: make sure you put on sunscreen Gray.
  • Gray: Pfft what am i? 12?
  • Juvia: Probably.
  • *Few hours later*
  • Erza: Hey we're back how
  • Was the ri--- *sees a sunburned Gray* *bursts out laughing*
  • Gray: i look like a freaking heavy built strawberry.
  • Wendy: okay whatever helps you sleep at night.
  • Gajeel: *pats his back* it's okay it'll be oka--
  • Gray: *shriekS*
  • ___
  • Natsu: Wendy nO.
  • Wendy: but you literally just sit down and the river takes you around the park.
  • Natsu: THAT'S TERRIFYING.
  • Wendy: you move at only 3 miles per hour!!
  • Natsu: Slow Painful Death. No thanks.
  • Wendy: ITS CALLED THE LAZY RIVER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
  • ___
  • *Squishy Noises*
  • Gray: what is th--*looks At Gajeel wearing socks*
  • Natsu: are you wearing...
  • Gajeel: Socks? Yes.
  • Wendy: why...
  • Gajeel: why not?
  • Gray: WHO WEARS SOCKS TO A WATERPARK?
  • Natsu: and they're wet that triggers me.
  • ___
  • Levy: Gajeel just take the socks off.
  • Gajeel: No.
  • Levy: you've been disowned by your family.
  • Gajeel: and?
  • Levy: ....
  • ___
  • Gray: Im hungry..
  • Erza: Hi Hungry im Erza
  • Natsu: No pls not the dad/mom jokes.
  • ___
  • Erza: do i know you?
  • Bisca: Maybe?
  • Erza: ive seen you somewhere and i know it.
  • Bisca: erza im your cousin. ._.
  • Erza: no thats not it...wait are you that girl from the strip club?
  • Wendy: WAIT WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT A STRIP CLUB?
  • Erza: ...>.> what were YOU doing at a strip club?
  • Wendy: what
  • Erza: what.
  • Bisca: what...
  • ____
  • PT. 10 GUYS?
  • <strike> Natsu tried burning Gajeel's socks when we got home but got in trouble for burning the curtains </strike>