leeshajoy replied to your post “memehill: memecaptainsteverogers: scarletmemewitch: …”
Yes, please do a pouch inventory and tell the Internet.
Good idea! Learn what a hero needs:
Belt Pouch 1: Cheese pouch. Don’t worry, @falconmemes, whenever we’re not in combat the cheese is in the fridge. Besides, it’s wrapped in wax, that keeps cheese fresh for ages. Also some hardboiled eggs.
Belt Pouch 2: Normally has crackers, right now has a pair of tweezers that I think belong to Bruce and a hole from one of Bucky’s knives. Note to self: mend pouch 2, buy crackers, return tweezers. He gets terrible splinters after being Hulk.
Belt Pouch 3: Lipsticks (aforementioned, minus the ones various people have claimed), one antique compact (probably Peggy’s), two modern compacts, unidentified powder within. The one with glitter is probably @ladyhawkmemeguy‘s, might be @hawkmemeguy‘s. One bottle of green nail polish.
Belt Pouch 4: I’m sorry, I’m afraid that’s classified.
Belt Pouch 5: First aid kit, and it’s good I looked because I am totally out of Spider-man bandaids and they’re very popular. Also assorted hard candies for small children who are upset, Bucky’s lockpicks (I should give those back), and several gelatin sachets.
Belt Pouch 6: Usually holds a spare ammo clip for Widow’s stings, some hair ties for Thor and Wanda, a polishing cloth for cleaning glasses and goggles, and a lucky Buffalo Nickel from the year I was born. I had to empty it out because last time we were in a fight someone found a kitten and it was the only safe place I could think of to put it. Kitten was adopted out, I think to some accountant in Stark Tower, so I suppose I can go back to collecting hair ties and ammo clips.
Thigh pouch: Light reading, paperclips for marking pages and also clipping paper should it be required, small American flag for waving as necessary.