Alright... time to reveal the big surprise.
At last! This secret was months in the making.
Remember back when I was building the new supercomputer,
and basically the entirety of Tumblr told me I needed to name it–
–the Mystery Machine?
Well, I did name it that, and finally had time to finish debugging the system.
I bet Freddy never needed endless reinstalling on his Mystery Machine… lucky bugger.
Which meant the Mystery Machine finally worked properly.
Which was, certainly, a relief.
Which meant I finally had the supercomputer of my dreams.
Which nearly started a AI revolution to overthrow all of humanity, before I taught it Asimov’s Laws of Robotics. Oopsies.
Which meant I could finally play games properly, and be hip to all them kids on the Myspace.
Which made me feel like less of an old, out-of-touch 21-year-old.
Which meant I could finally make the video I wanted, documenting the insanity that happens when I play games.
Years ago, my sister and I were the world’s #1 experts at accidentally making people float.
So, whether you’re a video game enthusiast or just want to laugh at the creator of SDM freaking out over things… this should be a good laugh.
Seriously, the video has it all.
Exclamations that make no sense, and I totally can’t remember what was going on in my head at the time!
A photo of rats driving a car that I swear makes sense in context!
Truly, the wonders of this video know no bounds.
I even designed all sorts of nifty stuff for the new channel’s intro & outro. It was way too much fun.
Yes, the channel is named “Mooncalf.” Yes, it’s a word from the 1600s that means “a foolish person.” Yes, that’s definitely what I am.
Ok, that’s enough blabbering. Enjoy!
Thanks for putting up with me. Your Scooby silliness shall resume on schedule in 20 minutes. Do not adjust your set.
Ps. Oh, tumblr mobile refuses to show the video? That’s… new.
Here’s a link: https://youtu.be/JqWEi08GnlU