lucious hair

pedantricks asked:

... *flashes jazz hands for the ask* dirk strider

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | stick by his side until time stopped

BONUS:

me and dirk (me) like three years ago omfg