lucille wink

I’m drowning at work and on the verge of a nervous break down. Today, my boss gave me multiple client files who were failing to show to appointments. The first thing I did was laugh, and continue to laugh, for about a whole minute. 

And then just I blurted out, “No, you see it’s funny, because you don’t even KNOW how much alcohol I’m going to have to drink to have the courage to come in tomorrow.” 

The Signs as Arrested Development Gags
  • Aries: incorrect chicken impressions
  • Taurus: the Peanuts music
  • Gemini: Annyoung's entire arc
  • Cancer: needing the rights to things
  • Leo: "say goodbye to these"
  • Virgo: "I have made a huge mistake"
  • Libra: Lucille holding a wink for too long
  • Scorpio: the final countdown
  • Sagittarius: "a whole thing of candy beans"
  • Capricorn: the stair car
  • Aquarius: *anything about Ann* "...her?"
  • Pisces: "marry me"