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Sometimes the best comic book films happen when no one involved can even be bothered to try.

The 5 Most Awesomely Bad Comic Book Movies

#4. Captain America (1990)

There is a scene in this movie in which Captain America has been welded to a missile. As it’s about to launch, he grabs the Red Skull by the wrist. The Red Skull, who is not welded to anything, pulls a knife and, without a second thought, cuts his own hand off to get free. He does not stab Captain America in the face or in the dick or even in the hand. He cuts his own hand off, because Red Skull is Red-iculous™. And, possibly, horribly Red-tarded™.

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