lucifer's tongue

so i was scrollin down my blog and stuff

WHY THE HELL IS THIS NSFW-
I MEAN
IT’S A DUDE LICKING THE FLOOR
AND UNLESS YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND (like me)
THERE’S LIKE NO WAY YOU’D THINK SHIT.
You may find it weird, sure.
but he’s not naked (unfortunately.. jk jk)
and he’s not givin a bj to crowley
like seriously what

He Can’t Hurt You.

Summary- Reader is starting to hallucinate Lucifer, (basically like Sam) she keeps it a secret but her brothers find out.

Warnings- Swearing(I think idk).

A/N- It’s just something I thought of when I was watching reruns of SPN, I’m honestly really chuffed with it:)


Slowly opening your eyes you tensed up, somebody was in your room, you slowly reached your hand under your pillow and grasped the gun you had lying under it.

“I know you’re awake, Y/N” the voice spoke, “and a gun? Really? You think a gun would work on little old me? How adorable” he mocked. Rolling your eyes, you sat up and faced him with furrowed eyebrows, “who are you?” You asked quietly, he looked at you with fake hurt as he placed his hand over his heart, “you mean, Sammy hasn’t told you about me? I’m hurt” he spoke, then his eyes turned red causing you to shuffle back slightly.

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Psh Soulmates! (Lucifer x Reader)

Lucifer x reader
Word Count: 555 (damn it! So close!)
Summary: Soulmates. You’re meant to love your soulmate, right? But what happens if your soulmate is a human hating, spiteful archangel?
A/n: hey, I felt bad for leaving y'all without anything for almost three weeks so heres a little drabble for you. I hope you enjoy it cus I found it quite funny in my sleep deprived state lol
Let me know if you want a part two!!

Ps. This is being posted from my phone so I’ll format it tomorrow lol k bye enjoy for now!

“What are you thinking about?”

“You,” I said monotonely.

“That’s cute,” Lucifer laughed.

“And how all the ways you could kill me right now,” I continued, still not looking at the angel next to me.

“Excuse me?”

“You could kill me in a hundred different ways right now,” I repeated now looking over at him. Lucifer looked confused and a little hurt.

“I would never-“

“Why wouldn’t you,”

“Because,”

“Because some psychic freak said so? She couldn’t see you were the devil, pretty sure she was just spouting off random shit to get her money’s worth,”

“You realise that physic freak was a messenger right? One of Dad’s personal mail men,”

“So?” I exclaimed, jumping up from my bed, “Why would the big G.O.D care about me and why the hell would he care about you!”

“Watch your tongue,” Lucifer growled angrily, he stood up slowly and squared me up, standing to his full height. I looked up at him with the same anger, lashing like flames in my eyes.

“Don’t tell me what to do,” I snarled.

“Don’t insult me,”

“Don’t insult me!“ I shouted back.

“Humans!” Lucifer exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air and pacing to the other side of the room, “This is why I can’t stand you little cockroaches, you never know when do to what you’re told!”

“Excuse me but the entire reason you were cast down from heaven in the first place was because you didn’t do as you were told!”

“You can’t compare me to you mud monkeys!”

“Well, I just did, I sassed, “Just because you have a pair of wings and a broken halo does not make you any better than me or anyone else on this planet!”
“I don’t have a halo,” Lucifer snapped. “And we’ve gone off topic. Why would I kill you?”

“You explained that you’re self didn’t you,” I said with a sigh, “You hate humans, you hate every human in this world why would I be exception. I don’t do anything special. I am literally no body,”

“You’re my soulmate whether you like it or not Y/n,”

“I don’t like it,”

“Well tough, you’re stuck with me now,”

We both glared at each other hard, breathing heavy and the air was thick was anger and tensions. Then we sat back down and carried on watching the show that was on the tv before, like nothing happened.

“What would happen if I sold my soul?”

“I wouldn’t let that happen,”

“But if I did,”

“I’d get it out of Hell, you realise that I created Hell right. I can stop people becoming demons and I can make people demons,”

“So? I could persuade a demon to hide my soul from you,”

“You wouldn’t know that first thing about dealing with demons,”

“Really? They sound easy,” I shrugged.

“Fine, you know what, I’ll give you two days to try and sell your soul. See how far you get,”

“Oh really?”

“Really,” Lucifer smirked, cocking his eyebrow up and standing up to me with his hands on his hips, “You just tell them who you are and I’m sure they’ll do whatever you want,”

“Fine then, two days it’s on!”

“Wait, you’re actually going?” Lucifer grabbed my arm as I walked past him, I laughed and shrugged him off,

“Well, yeah. A challenge is a challenge Lucifer. If soulmates are meant to be similar in personality then you’ll know I would never back down from a challenge. Especially not one as fun as this,”

“You could get hurt,”

“And you’ll fix me again, it’s kind of what we do know apparently,”

“You’re insufferable,”

“Right back at you, wings,”

“Don’t call me that!”


TAGGED: @bcr36 @lindsaylove1226 @mybittersweetbullshituniverse @bethanystan

I’d stop the world

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader

Word Count: 502

Warnings: This is fluff.

Okay so I noticed that Lucifer in Nick’s vessel has a forked (split) tongue. 

But while in Castiel’s and Sam’s body he doesn’t so I thought I’d write a cute little drabble for it. 

There is a little change because Lucifer is still in Nick’s body(with no damage) and everybody is okay with everybody. 

Tagging: @somemaycallmesunshine @baritonechick @thinkwritexpress @samanthasmileys 

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#19 “I may be an ass. But I’m your ass.”
#21 “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.”
#30 “You have such a filthy mouth when you’re angry.”


“Didn’t I tell you that you’ve to stay with the Winchesters while I’m, let’s say, busy?” Lucifer asks while he runs his thumb over your lower lip, his gaze’s dangerous.
“You did and I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.” You smile cocky.
Rough Lucifer presses you against the wall with an evil grin on his face.
“You’ve such a filthy mouth when you’re angry.” He says reproachfully, both of you smirking.
“And you’re an ass.” You respond innocent, making him chuckle.
“I may be an ass.” Lucifer whispers, his forked tongue licks over your lips and you shiver. “But I’m your ass.”

Lucifer x Reader: Absinthe (Drinking Games Part Two)

“Again?” Lucifers’ voice flowed through the room.

“What do you mean ‘again’?” you ask, gesturing for him to sit across from you. He does so.

“You were just hung over yesterday and you’re already drinking?”

“Okay, but this is better than normal alcohol. Look how classy it is,” you tell him, gesturing to the structure before you.

Lucifer had to admit, the structure was quite classy. The structure was a tall wine-glass shaped container with two spouts on either side. A lid with a silver statue of a dragon covered the top. The inside the exquisite glass container held iced water. Water drops formed on the outside of the glass due to the cold temperatures of the water. Below the two silver spouts were two more wine-shaped glasses, although the glass was clearly thicker, and the diameter was wider as well.

“Is this even legal?” Lucifer asked.

“No idea,” you respond. You pull up two bottles. One was thin and light blue, pleasing to the eyes. The other was short and rectangular, the glass being clear, but the liquid being pitch black. “Which flavor do you want? There’s, uh, peppermint and black licorice.”

“I’ll take the black licorice.” You slid the bottle that held the dark liquid towards Lucifer.

“So, what you’re going to do is fill the glass up to this line right here.” You point to an indent in the glass.

Both of you open your bottles and pour nearly the same amount of the liquor into the glass. The liquid that you poured into your glass was white and mist-like. The liquid in Lucifers’ turned out not to be black at all, but more like a very dark amber.

You handed your angelic friend a flat silver article. Towards the center, it had small holes in it. Lucifer watched as you place your own over your glass, he followed the same movements. You placed a sugar cube on both of your silver pieces over the area with the holes. You turn the small knob on your spout and watch the water slowly drips over the cube and into the drink. Lucifer does the same.

“That is…oddly appeasing,” Lucifer commented.

“Isn’t it? I thought you’d like it.”

Lucifer tilted his head and wore a slightly unsettling smile, “Aw, you think about me.”

“Shut up.” You advert your eyes from him, and watch the water drip instead.


Minutes later, the sugar cube is dissolved, and the liquid is filled three-fourths of the way from the top. You and Lucifer turn the spouts off and stir the remaining bits of sugar from the silver into the drinks. Simultaniously, you both take a sip of your separate liquids.

Lucifers’ eyes widen, “Oh, that’s very nice, actually. It’s like…tea with licorice.”

“I told you that you’d like it. Tell me when you feel it,” You tell him, gingerly sipping your drink.“

"I’m not going to feel it. Angel, remember? I can’t get drunk.”

You just smirk and sip at the mist-white beverage. We’ll see.


Lucifer has been staring at a specific area if the wall for at least three minutes.

“Y/n, I…I, uh, I think it just hit me.”

You tried to listed as best as you could, but the alcohol affected you as well. You blinked a few times. You were staring in his direction, but it felt like you were looking through him. “Hold on, I’m trying to…to focus.”

Lucifer blinked and moved his eyes to you this time, moving lower so that you two were at eye level. When you made eye contact, he giggled. He giggled.

Listening to him giggle made you laugh, and soon you two were both laughing to the point of tears.

“No, stop,” you wheeze, covering your face. “I can’t look at you, I’ll laugh.”

Lucifer gripped the table, but it was a useless action, as he fell off his chair anyways. This caused another chain reaction: You laughing at him, him laughing at your laugh, you falling off your chair, and more continuous laughter.

Your laughter was reduced to giggles in time, and you looked towards Lucifer, who laid across from you, still heaving open-mouthed laughs. This is when you caught sight of something rather peculiar on the inside of his mouth.

“Whoa! What’s that?” you ask, pointing at his mouth.

Lucifers’ laughs was reduced to a wide smile in an effort to hear what you said. “What? What’s what?”

“What’s what, what?”

“What, what what’s?”

You both dissolved into giggles again.

“The-the thing. The thing in your mouth. What is it?”

Lucifer prodded the inside of his mouth, searching for whatever you could possibly be looking for. “There’s nothing there.”

“No,” you say in a pause, sliding on the floor over to him to look yourself. You open his mouth and poke the odd-shaped muscle in Lucifers’ mouth. “That.”

“That’s my tongue.”

“It looks weird.”

Lucifer stuck his forked tongue out at you. You giggled and stuck your tongue back out at him. You both dissolved into laughter once more.

You, still holding his face, decide to do the unthinkable in your high state of mind. You lean over his face and press your lips to his.

To your astonishment, the action is reciprocated. Lucifer wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you over him. The action is calming and sweet. You can taste the licorice from his drink on his lips.

All was well and calm. Until he decided to tickle the sides of your waist, which, once again, resulted in more laughter.

The Devil Neglects

Loving The Devil: Chapter One | Chapter Two

Paring: Lucifer (Supernatural)/Reader

Tags: female reader, shy reader, fluff, slight crack

Summary: After a small domestic, reader need time to herself.

Word Count: 988

Posting Date:  2016-05-22

Current Date: 2017-05-11


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I Do Not Reward Insubordination

Title: I Do Not Reward Insubordination (Persephone P2)
Summary: Lucifer!Cas takes an obsession to the reader. Reader and Castiel had a previous relationship.
Words: 2,403
Warnings: Smut, NSFW, angst, sexual assault

Prologue, Part 1Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6, Part 7, Part 8Part 9, Part 10Part 11

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diehardspnfan  asked:

Honestly what I fantasize a lot about these days is Lucifer using his forked tongue on my clit. Holy mother of... (do they have a mother?) anyway, if it's not too much, I'd like to add this fantasy to the list

You and me both!! I haven’t written about Lucifer’s forked tongue in a while… I think it’s due. Thank you and adding this to my list!

Originally posted by scarletruby