lucie&simon

mbti celebrity types

INFJ

Hugh Grant - Carl Gustav Jung - Niels Bohr - Ryan Gosling - 

 Andy Samberg - Enya - Jamie Bell - Larry Page - J.K. Rowling - Nicolas Cage 

- Florence Welch - Heath Ledger - Chris Martin - Jim Sturgess - 

Emma Watson - Martin Luther King, Jr. - Simone de Beauvoir - Agatha Christie

- Marilyn Manson - Al Pacino - Adrien Brody - Cate Blanchett - Blake Jenner

- Michelle Pfeiffer - Rooney Mara - Carey Mulligan - David Schwimmer - 

Tilda Swinton - Joanna Newsom - Sufjan Stevens - George Harrison - 

Jennifer Connelly - Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Michelle Williams - Zoella -

Jena Malone - Logan Lerman - Noah Taylor - Dylan Minnette - Justin Long -

Ginnifer Goodwin - Chiwetel Ejiofor - John Boyega - Shawn Mendes - 

Nick Jonas - Hilary Duff - Liam Hemsworth - Mike Bailey - Rupert Grint - 

Millie Bobby Brown - Shannon Purser -  Mara Wilson - PJ Liguori - Alexis Bledel 

- Cory Monteith - Aurora Aksnes - Allison Raskin - Tegan Rain Quin - 

Dan Howell - Jack Harries - Scott Hoying


ENFJ 

Zooey Deschanel - Nelson Mandela - Oprah Winfrey - Nigella Lawson - Bono -

Helena Bonham Carter - Bradley Cooper - Jennifer Lawrence - 

Dakota Fanning - Michael Moore - Zack de la Rocha - Chris Hemsworth - 

Chris Evans - Chris Pratt - Nat Wolff - Rachel Weisz - Jack Black - 

- Anjelica Huston - Jessie J - Gabbie Hanna - Eddie Vedder - Avi Kaplan -

Demi Lovato - Peter Jackson - Sam Claflin - Geena Davis - James Corden 

- Drake - Nina Dobrev - Victoria Justice - Gaten Matarazzo - Bridgit Mendler 

- Kirsten Vangsness - Bernie Sanders - Mike Shinoda - Serj Tankian - 

Hannah Hart - Chester See - Jonghyun ( Shinee ) - Eddie Murphy - 

Thomas Sanders - Nicholas Hoult - Ella Henderson - Ashlee Simpson - 

Kelly Rowland - Hayden Panettiere - Chord Overstreet - Kate Winslet 


INTJ

Jude Law - Friedrich Nietzsche - Mark Zuckerberg - Isaac Newton -

Nikola Tesla - Stephen Hawking - Jean-Paul Sartre - James Cameron -

Annie Clark - Ashley Olsen - Jay-Z - Patrick Stewart - Daniel Day-Lewis -

Jason Bateman - Lucy Liu - Demi Moore - Simon Cowell - Kate Bosworth -

Cillian Murphy - Orlando Bloom - Ludacris - Hugh Laurie - Adam Brody -

Zedd - Frankie Muniz - Douglas Booth - Tom Felton - Joe Sugg - Krystal Jung

- Minho ( Shinee ) - FKA Twigs - Eugene Lee Yang - Jordana Brewster - 

Adam Levine - Zendaya - Maggie Q - Sinéad O'Connor - Jeremy Irons - 

Kevin Spacey - Michael Pitt - Wes Bentley


ENTJ

Denzel Washington - Pink - Macklemore - Bill Gates - George Clooney - 

Charlize Theron - Adele - Tea Leoni - Katharine Hepburn - Cobie Smulders -

Prince William - Idris Elba - Ben Affleck - Casey Affleck - Zoe Saldana - 

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Pine - Jamie Foxx - Jason Lee - Lenny Kravitz -

Fairuza Balk - Kate McKinnon - Rose Byrne - Penn Badgley - Leighton Meester

- Chad Kroeger - Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Elizabeth Olsen - Miles Teller 

- Camila Cabello - Calvin Harris - Peter Dinklage - Annette Bening - 

Kat Dennings - Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Willa Holland - Naomi Scott - 

Lilly Singh - Philip DeFranco - Evan Edinger - Melanie Lynskey - 

Safiya Nygaard - Anton Yelchin - Sharon Stone - Kate Middleton - Naya Rivera 

- Jennifer Lopez 


INTP

Steven Spielberg - Albert Einstein - Charles Darwin - Robyn - Dan Fogler

- Sergey Brin - Jesse Eisenberg - Charlotte Gainsbourg - Sigourney Weaver - 

Tina Fey - Andreas Scholl - George R.R. Martin - Nicolas Winding Refn - 

Adam Driver - Louis C.K. - Emily Blunt - Anna Kendrick - Josh Radnor - 

Sandra Bullock - Daniel Radcliffe - Dylan O'Brien - Emma Roberts - 

Sara Paxton - Jonah Hill - Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Seth Rogen - 

Michael Cera - Kristen Wiig - Kaley Cuoco - Emma Stone - Asa Butterfield 

- Piper Perabo - That Poppy - Jim Chapman - Link Neal - 

Dakota Blue Richards - Alexander Arnold - Ashley Tisdale - Patrick Fugit 

- Shawna Howson - John Cusack - Meg Ryan - Paul Dano - Emile Hirsch - 

Zach Galifianakis - Jason Biggs


ENTP 

Barack Obama - Robert Downey Jr. - Stephen Fry - Amy Poehler - 

Gillian Anderson - Rose McGowan - Paris Hilton - Robbie Williams - 

Mads Mikkelsen - Jessica Chastain - Ellen DeGeneres - Jack White - 

Shia LaBeouf - Amy Schumer - Julia Roberts - Colin Farrell - Samantha Morton

- Philip Seymour Hoffman - Amy Poehler - Jason Sudeikis - Sia - Kerli - 

Ian McKellen - Elizabeth Banks - Natalie Dormer - Eva Green - Mia Kirshner - 

Katherine Moennig - Judi Dench - Glenn Close - Paul Bettany - Kim Basinger -

Alan Rickman - Mark Pellegrino - Matthew Modine - Traci Lords - 

Grace Helbig - Victoria Song - Debbie Harry - Andrew Scott - Lee Pace - 

Bill Nighy - Rebel Wilson - Julie Benz - Jonny Lee Miller - Onision - Markiplier - 

Shane Dawson - Gene Wilder - Rory Cochrane - Laura Pergolizzi - 

Patrick Wilson - Kaya Scodelario - Tom Hanks - Steve Martin - Lauren Jauregui

- Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Peter Sarsgaard - Dustin Hoffman - Lena Olin -

Mikael Persbrandt - Katherine Waterston - Kiefer Sutherland - Tim Robbins - 

Tana Mongeau - Kate Beckinsale - Frank Langella - Mena Suvari 

- Kevin Costner - Iggy Azalea - Karina Lombard


INFP

 George Orwell - J.R.R. Tolkien - C.S. Lewis - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

- Edgar Allan Poe - Franz Kafka - Vincent van Gogh - William Shakespeare -

Jim Morrison - Kurt Cobain - Ian Curtis - Robert Smith - Johnny Depp -

Tim Burton - Bill Watterson - Bjork - Fiona Apple - Thom Yorke - Morrissey

- David Lynch - Andy Warhol - Andrew Garfield - Mia Wasikowska -

Mary-Kate Olsen - Regina Spektor - Lana Del Rey - Julianne Moore -

Carly Rae Jepsen - Winona Ryder - Freddie Highmore - Emilia Clarke -  

Elle Fanning - Christina Hendricks - Jaden Smith - Elijah Wood -

Dominic Monaghan - Emilie de Ravin - Hannah Murray - Bonnie Wright 

- Natalia Dyer - Charlie Heaton - Noah Schnapp - Troye Sivan - 

Matthew Gray Gubler - Princess Diana - Audrey Tautou - Sara Bareilles

- Lee Tae-min - Marzia Bisognin - Hank Green - Dodie Clark - Sara Quin

- Savannah Brown - Chandler Riggs - Bill Kaulitz - John Legend - 

Emily Browning - Audrey Hepburn - Matthew Morrison - Birdy - Igor Hiller - 

Hugh Dancy - Gregory Smith - Jen Ruggirello - Tracy Chapman 



ENFP

Claire Danes - Will Smith - Jennifer Jason Leigh - Gwyneth Paltrow - 

Oscar Wilde - Aldous Huxley - Umberto Eco - Anne Frank - Walt Disney - 

Osho - Salvador Dali - George Carlin - Ricky Gervais - Robin Williams -  

Gwen Stefani - Brittany Murphy - Brie Larson - Portia de Rossi -  

Ewan McGregor - Jamie Lee Curtis - Kate Hudson - Jimmy Fallon - 

Kristen Bell - Minnie Driver - Melissa Benoist - Stanley Tucci -

Willow Smith - Lorde - Susan Sarandon - Alfie Deyes - Steve Carell

- Luna ( f(x) ) - Janis Joplin - Alanis Morissette - Martin Freeman - 

Calista Flockhart - Jane Lynch - Gaby Dunn - Mary Steenburgen - Lili Taylor - 

Shakira - Caroline Dhavernas - Elisabeth Shue - Diego Luna - Amanda Peet - 

Julie Delpy - Louise Pentland - Elise Bauman - Bette Midler - Paul Giamatti - 

Sally Field - Emmy Rossum - Ryan Seacrest - Louis Tomlinson - Leisha Hailey


ISTP

Trent Reznor - Robert Pattinson - Steve Jobs - Clint Eastwood -

Stanley Kubrick - Frank Zappa - Harrison Ford - Eminem - Christian Bale

- Scarlett Johansson - Ellen Page - Kristen Stewart - Snoop Dogg -

Bruce Lee - Daniel Craig - Kate Mara - Ralph Fiennes - Alexander Skarsgård -

Keanu Reeves - River Phoenix - Zayn Malik - Avicii - Paul Walker -  

Milo Ventimiglia - Sehun ( EXO ) - Patti Smith - Max Thieriot - Jodie Foster -

Jennifer Carpenter - Chyler Leigh - Missy Peregrym - Teresa Palmer - 

Ethan Hawke - Erika Linder - Phil Lester - Kevin Bacon - Matt Bellamy - 

Tom Cruise - Avril Lavigne - Robert Redford - James Dean - Finn Harries - 

Shannon Beveridge


ESTP

Lady Gaga - Mel Gibson - Evan Rachel Wood - Malcolm X - Andy Biersack -

Angelina Jolie - Ryan Murphy - Helen Mirren - Mila Kunis - Julia Stiles -

Chloe Grace Moretz - Megan Fox - Agnes Bruckner - Kevin Zegers - 

Dave Franco - James Franco - Alison Pill - Billy Corgan - Léa Seydoux -

Seann William Scott - Ashley Benson - Jared Leto - Dita von Teese -

Khloé Kardashian - Halsey - Josh Holloway - Lana Parrilla - Clea DuVall -

Madonna - Amy Lee - Jensen Ackles - Ian Somerhalder - Finn Wolfhard - 

Gerard Way - Jackson Wang - Dido - Skylar Grey - Kelly Clarkson - 

Abbie Cornish - Mandy Moore - Elisha Cuthbert - Theo James - 

Bradley James - Jenny Shimizu - Mitch Grassi - Jenna McDougall 


ISFP

Mahatma Gandhi - Thich Nhat Hanh - Michael Jackson - Paul McCartney - 

Kate Bush - David Bowie - Nicole Kidman - Jessica Biel - Steven Tyler

- Britney Spears - Rihanna - Leona Lewis - Jayma Mays - Kesha -

John Travolta - Liv Tyler - Drew Barrymore - Prince Harry - Christina Aguilera -

Katy Perry - Leonardo DiCaprio - Justin Bieber - Lindsay Lohan - 

Jennifer Garner - Selena Gomez - Ariana Grande - Tori Amos -  

- Bruce Willis - Dalai Lama XIV - Bill Murray - Ashton Kutcher - Ruby Rose -

Shailene Woodley - Amy Adams - Lily Collins - Kyle Gass - Taylor Lautner - 

- Big Sean - Tove Lo - Rachel Bilson - Michael Bublé - iJustine - Prince -

Jared Padalecki - Vic Fuentes - Jimi Hendrix - Frank Ocean - Jonsi -  

Caspar Lee - Ingrid Nilsen - Rosanna Pansino - Xiumin ( EXO ) - 

Lindsey Stirling 


ESFP

Desmond Tutu - Beyonce - Marina Diamandis - Cameron Diaz -

Hugh Hefner - Jessica Alba - Daisy Ridley - Woody Allen - Amy Winehouse -

Miley Cyrus - Keira Knightley - Alicia Silverstone - Marilyn Monroe - 

Lea Michele - Eva Mendes - Octavia Spencer - Kourtney Kardashian -  

Cara Delevingne - Ringo Starr - Pharrell Williams - Robert Sheehan -  

Hayley Kiyoko - Tyler Oakley - G-Dragon - Alexis Knapp - Brad Pitt - 

Benedict Cumberbatch - Jenna Marbles - China Anne McClain - 

Michelle Trachtenberg - Samm Levine - Linda Cardellini - Camilla Belle - 

Elton John - Janelle Monae


ISFJ

Justin Timberlake - Paulo Coelho - Julian Casablancas - Richard Gere -

John Lennon - Chloe Sevigny - Rosa Parks - Mother Teresa - Naomi Watts 

- Katie Holmes - Kirsten Dunst - Alicia Vikander - Nicole Richie - Cher

- Renée Zellweger - Taissa Farmiga - Eddie Redmayne - Alyson Hannigan -

Ben Stiller - Owen Wilson - Emily Osment - Sam Tsui -

Matthew McConaughey - Tobey Maguire - Tony Revolori - Kiesza - 

Michelle Rodriguez - Matthew Lewis - Jason Mraz - Rami Malek - Tyler Posey - 

Sigmund Freud - Niomi Smart - Michael Keaton - Antonio Banderas - 

Dakota Johnson - Dev Patel - Ollie Barbieri - Lucas Grabeel - Brittany Snow

 - Darren Criss - Chris Colfer - Billy Crudup - James McAvoy - Lizzy Caplan - 

Isla Fisher - Sofia Coppola - Nina Nesbitt - Jennifer Beals


ESFJ

Che Guevara - Nicki Minaj - Francis (Pope) - Penelope Cruz - Anne Hathaway

- Whitney Houston - Mariah Carey - Celine Dion - Shania Twain - 

Hugh Jackman - Woody Harrelson - Adam Young - Courtney Love - 

Randy Jackson - Ed Sheeran - Jason Segel - Vin Diesel - Ezra Miller -

Alicia Keys - Tyra Banks - Victoria Beckham - Vanessa Hudgens -  

Sarah Jessica Parker - Milla Jovovich - AnnaSophia Robb - Fran Drescher -

Rashida Jones - Jennifer Aniston - Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Seyfried -

Charli XCX - Evan Peters - Melissa McCarthy - Robin Thicke - Mark Ruffalo - 

George Michael - Adam Lambert - Hayley Williams - Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

- Kellin Quinn Bostwick - Kanye West - Kim Kardashian - Joey Graceffa - 

Tanya Burr - Rhett James McLaughlin - Laci Green - David Beckham -

Laura Jane Grace - Nelly Furtado - Mark Salling - Toby Turner - 

Natasha Lyonne - Rosie O'Donnell - Jessica Simpson - Pam Grier


ISTJ

Christopher Walken - Anthony Hopkins - Halle Berry - Robert De Niro - 

Sean Connery - Morgan Freeman - Nick Offerman - Natalie Portman - 

Matt Damon -  Uma Thurman - Emma Thompson - Maggie Smith - 

Mark Wahlberg - Patricia Arquette - Mary J. Blige - Liam Payne - Kate Moss 

- Christopher Lee - Naveen Andrews - Kit Harington - Diane Keaton - 

Jeremy Renner - Helen Hunt - Sharon den Adel - Kat Von D - 

- Caleb McLaughlin - Marcus Butler - PewDiePie - Donald Sutherland - 

Kina Grannis - Kurt Hugo Schneider - Leelee Sobieski - Ben McKenzie - 

Joaquin Phoenix - Parminder Nagra - David Suchet - Agyness Deyn - 

Marion Cotillard - Diane Kruger - Ben Chaplin


ESTJ

John Malkovich - Courteney Cox - Alec Baldwin - Jenny McCarthy - 

Judy Davis - Meryl Streep - Jack Nicholson - Ansel Elgort - Amber Heard -

Frances McDormand - Sasha Grey - Taylor Momsen - Ed Westwick - 

J. K. Simmons - Christopher Lloyd - Jada Pinkett Smith - Connie Nielsen -

Elsa Pataky - Eva Longoria - Lena Headey - Kathy Bates - Jessica Lange - 

Mark Ronson - Michael Angarano - Katie Cassidy - Diane Lane - 

Joseph Morgan - Joe Keery - Quentin Tarantino - Lyndsey Gunnulfsen - 

Michelle Obama - Anna Akana - Yixing Zhang - Kathleen Turner - Dave Grohl

- Freya Mavor - MØ - Lykke Li - Michael C. Hall - Jaime Murray - 

Katherine Heigl - Mel B - Vera Farmiga - Marcia Gay Harden - Tara Reid -

Charlotte Sullivan - Elizabeth Perkins - Catherine Zeta-Jones

High-Waisted, Short-Tempered - h.s.

My friend went to a disaster of a family reunion and my other friend went to a concert and wore uncomfortable shorts to look nice and for some reason those two things got stuck in my head during my flight and so therefore I wrote a blurb about it while I have time and I think this is probably how my writing will go on from now on instead of seven part series so yay here we go! 

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You hadn’t talked for almost an hour, and though many would have figured you were asleep, Harry knew better than to think so. He’d been working with you for almost two years now and that meant spending every single day with you 365 days give or take a couple. And he could tell when you were really sleeping … because it was absolutely adorable.

He knew he shouldn’t have asked to come with you. He knew that even though you were in good standings with your grandparents, it was the cousins that always got you agitated. But he couldn’t help himself when you’d talked about the initiation to the family reunion and how your older cousin now married, Tiff, had told you to, “Bring a friend!”

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@rainbowrowell’s “CARRY ON” just came out here in Portugal! 😍💕

You’re the child we would have had anyway, Simon. You were ours, in every way. And none of it is your fault. 

[…]

You came on the solstice. And you came so easily, I swear you didn’t want to cause me any more pain. […] I loved you before I met you, and I loved you more the moment I held you. And I never meant to leave you so soon.
I never would have left you.

Simon, Simon.

My rosebud boy.

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

(;A;) 

Deepest Darkest Secret

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15

Chapter 16. Penny.

The Mage finally leaves, and then another group of boys comes out of Mummers House, and I can finally sneak in. I almost run into Baz on the stairs.

‘What happened?’

He looks like he’s going to cry. ‘You have to tell him about our plan,’ he says. ‘Tell him it was your idea.’

He looks so distraught, so unlike himself, and he’s right. It was my idea. I only did this because I had to protect Simon at all costs – I had to – and I knew he would understand that. I know how he feels. I guess I used him.

‘I am truly sorry, Baz,’ I say. ‘Of course I’ll tell him.’

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“Do I want kids?”

For @carryon-countdown: Moms. 


LUCY

I’d like to just have one, I think.

One child will be enough, because it will be

my child.

They’ll have a silly middle name, like Scrum

or Snow.

You should always have a funny middle name,

it makes life more funny.

I’ll take them to the gardens, and they will

love the rosebuds as much as I do.

I will raise them to make the world a better place,

to fight for what is right.

I will teach them to dance, laugh,

and not take life too seriously.

They will have my hair and Davy’s nose and

they will never feel like they don’t belong.

Never.

Not as long as I am alive.


MITALI

I never do things by halves.

I want at least five, and I want them now.

Martin doesn’t know it yet, but we will be

the best parents.

I will teach them to stand up for themselves,

they will be the most powerful thinkers.

They’ll chase after knowledge, and 

look out for their own.

Lucy’s child will be silly, I’m sure, so

my children will need to look after him.

I’ll have a theme, as far as names go.

It’s orderly that way.

I’ll name them all after cities, or perhaps 

they’ll have names that all start with P.

Yes.

That sounds just perfect.


NATASHA

I will not have children as soon as I graduate.

I have things to do,

I have a school to run.

I have all the time in the world.

But,

when I do,

I will do anything to keep them safe.

They will have Malcolm’s composure and my strength.

I will feel fire in my child’s magic.

Our heritage will be in the brown of their skin,

the line of their nose.

They will be a Pitch, through and through.

And, if I am not there to see them grow,

I hope they will find someone

to hang the moon for them.

I hope they will

carry on

carry on

carry on.

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| Huntington Beach, CA | 2017 by [DV8] David Patrick Valera

New Friend

Rating: G

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 2309

Summary: Baz Pitch gets dragged to his mum’s coworker’s kids’s birthday party. He doesn’t know anyone there. But there’s always opportunities to make new friends. Based on “platonic kiss” request.

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AN:  So I had to wrack my brain for a scenario for platonic kiss. This is what I came up with. Pure adorable child friends fluff. Hope you all like it :D


Baz

“Mum, why do I have to wear this?” I groan, pulling at my green plaid button down.

“Because we’re going to a party and you should look nice,” my mother coos from the driver’s seat. She has the nicest voice.

“It’s itchy!”

“That’s because it’s new.”

We get to a red light. She reaches back and pats my knee. My tension eases slightly. “Don’t worry, little puff, there’ll be plenty of kids there. I’m sure you’ll have fun.”

I put my hand over her’s “Thanks, mum.”

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anonymous asked:

Who's your favorite background/minor SH character?

god they’re all so incredible. a list of faves includes

  • terry tarsal, who is 10000% done with everyone’s bs
  • maize smalls, who takes her job of lighting a billion candles like, every night, very seriously and also has an evil cat named binksy
  • ma custard, who had to put up with merrin for months on end and somehow didn’t snap, too good for this world
  • maureen, who runs away with the cute potato peeler boy and is able to start up a thriving pie shop in the super skeevy port. also loves simon and lucy and will do whatever she can to help them, 10/10
  • sir hereward, who actually plays a pretty important role to several plots, tells the same bad jokes all the time and tries to kill people with his Ghost Sword™
  • hugo, who grows up to be an alchemist because septimus was the first person who bothered to spend time with him as a kiddo
  • demelza heap, who we never even SEE, but just hear about from marcellus, who said she was a good friend and a great wizard who got lost in the house of foryx and emerged 200 years later, and was shocked when marcellus believed her story before he revealed who he was. ancient heap, friends with marcellus, displaced in time, cool as hell
  • gringe’s bridge boy, who is pretty dumb and honestly just Trying His Best, epitome of “didn’t sign up for this”
  • matt and marcus marwick, emo twins who didn’t realize they were actually triplets, chill as hell, their boss thinks they switch places on him but they honestly couldn’t care less, ex-young army soldiers
  • betty crackle, the keeper of the marram marshes before zelda, sarah’s grandmother, almost definitely fed a boy to an octopus when on her apprentice test
  • every person who works at jannit maarten’s, even if they’re not minor. jannit maarten’s is ridiculous and i love everyone there
snowbaz parents au

some hc’s for the @carryon-countdown prompt: Simom & Dadilton (no time for fic today)

  • so simon and agatha have a daughter  (snowbaz never happened)
  • and they name her lucy bc agatha once heard a story about penny’s mom’s bestie called lucy who ran to the states and never came back and she was about to do it too but in the end made up w simon and married and had a child and she never said a word about lucy to simon shhh dont tell him
  • lucy snow wellbelove (snow is her middle name) is beautiful
  • she has long hair with blond curls
  • brown eyes
  • and moles everywhere
  • shes the epitome of BEAUTY
  • but also she’s a huge dork
  • but things dont work out and agatha and simon get divorced
  • baz is a single dad
  • he adopted a beautiful asian girl bc he gave up on love when simon and agatha married and he wanted to have children anyway
  • his daughter’s called natasha snow grimm-pitch (baz couldnt help naming her after the two ppl he’s loved the most in his life) 
  • shes SO SMART and elegant and cute
  • baz tells his daughter to never ever reveal her middle name
  • and lil tasha is like but why?
  • so baz tells his unrequited love story to her as a bedtime story
  • and tasha grows up to love her middle name in a sad but beautiful way
  • but then lucy and natasha meet at watford
  • they’re roommates
  • and they become best friends
  • lucy wellbelove and natasha grimm-pitch
  • they’re inseparable
  • and they fall in love
  • and one day lucy is lile cmon tell me your middle name
  • but tasha swore his dad not to tell anyone
  • “it’s not that big deal!! mine is snow”
  • and sweet natasha is like wait. your middle name is snow??
  • and lucy’s like yeah like my dad SIMON SNOW
  • and natasha cant believe they havent talked about their parents until now
  • and most important,, that her girlfriend is his dad’s unrequited love daughter
  • and their middle names are the same
  • and natasha doesnt believe in coincidences at all
  • but she doesnt tell lucy her middle name
  • bc she’d never betray her father
  • instead she tells her father she has a girlfriend
  • and baz is so happy for her
  • and natasha begs him to let lucy come over for christmas
  • and lucy’s dad too,, because her mom is in cali and can’t come home this year,, and lucy’s dad friends are in the states for xmas,, so he’d be alone 
  • and baz is like “sure little puff whatever makes u happy”
  • IMAGINE baz’s surprise when a one (1) simON bLoODY SNOW appears in front of his door with a box of chocolates and home made scones 
  • his heart skipped several beats
  • and then he realizes he’s lucy’s dad
  • and he’s like oh.
  • and holy fucK DAMN HE’S SO STUPIDLY HANDSOME WHY? ITS NOT FAIR
  • and simon is like OH 
  • “i didnt know…” they say at the same time
  • so they have dinner together
  • and although they still bicker at each other
  • the girls sense there’s something there
  • between them
  • and they ship them so hard
  • so they set up a plan to get them together
  • they always beg their dads to have dinners and go to the park and anywhere with the pretext of seeing one another (which is true too) so they can spend time together
  • and their dads can’t for the life of them say no to them
  • so they meet more and more often
  • and the girls now almost adults leave  the two of them alone bc they want some alone time too
  • and so simon and baz learn to tolerate each other
  • one day that simon and lucy come to visit, natasha deliberately leaves her adoption papers in full sight and promptly takes lucy with her upstairs
  • leaving their dads alone
  • and then simon sees the papers
  • and at first doesnt realize the damn oblivious man
  • but at half an hour of talking with baz he’s like wait. wait a fucking minute
  • “your daughters name” he says pointing at the documents
  • and baz is OH FUCK
  • “snow” he says “I– uhm..”
  • “snow” simon repeats “why…?”
  • but baz cant find words because shit theres no excuse for that
  • so simon stares at him
  • and slowly everything sinks in
  • all the years at watford,, all the bickering,, his behaviour towards agatha,, 
  • it wasnt hate
  • it was the opposite
  • and he doesnt really hate him either
  • never has
  • and he enjoys coming over
  • so much
  • and
  • and then he realizes
  • and then he kisses him
  • so sweet and tenderly because just now he realizes he’s wanted to do this for years
  • and there’s a squeal coming from behind the stairs
  • and damn “you two shouldnt have seen this”
  • and the girls are like “you idiots are so oblivious!!! if it werent for us…”
  • and baz is oh, tasha. 
  • because she’s SO FUCKING SMART
  • but bless her
  • bc he finally has the man of his dreams
  • the love of his life
  • and eventually they move in together
  • and the girls stay one week w them, one with agatha
  • and agatha is so happy about the girls
  • and at first is surprised about simon and baz but then it makes sense
  • she visits them sometimes
  • and penny too
  • and they are not a perfect family 
  • of course not
  • but they know love
  • and they are HAPPY

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