lube appropriate

smut realism

age 17: They tumble toward the wall, short of breath and delighting in each others’ warmth. He slips one spit-slicked finger inside his partner’s ass, then a second, a steady rock making way for him to ease inside–

age 23: o-KAY listen the FUCK up kids! sit down because today I’m going to learn you a thing! Here is a comprehensive list of things that are appropriate lube! Here are the necessary steps to prepare for safe anal sex! Don’t forget your condoms! Spit isn’t good lube! Sex isn’t glamorous! Mistakes are made! Someone goes off too quick or not at all! The penis comes out mid-thrust! Someone farts! That’s real life! 

age 30:  – anyway they tumble toward the wall, short of breath and delighting in each others’ warmth. He slips one finger inside his partner’s ass, then a second, a steady rock making way for him to ease inside because rinsing out my asshole of fecal residue is the least exciting part of sex in real life and I’m writing this for me lads