Lt. Commander Worf’s personal log, stardate 48713.6
Attendance at morning exercise classes is still minimal. Doctor Bashir insists on referring to them as “yoga classes.” Unfortunately it would be dishonorable to challenge so small a man to combat.
Chief O’Brien has requested that I “catsit” while he is away on the Defiant. I am relieved that he did not ask me to tell the animal it is pretty; however, it repeatedly knocks my prune juice glass off of the console.