lsh liveblog

“Your home is great, we just joined this club together, and I like you and want to be with you- but I have to go back home, where I have no friends and everyone who’s met me is fooled by a robot wearing my clothes, to remain on watch for nothing in particular, in case the financially secure adult relative who put me in an orphanage needs a greater tactical advantage than being the strongest, fastest, toughest creature on the planet and shooting high-energy radiation out of his eyes because I’m not allowed to change the status quo in this book that much.”