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Would You Be My Wife (Part 2)

Summary: Bucky needs a way to get rid of his one night stands and decides to offer you a place to stay in exchange for you to pretend to be his wife who has caught him cheating. (Modern-Day AU drabble series)

Word Count: 562

Warnings: None 

Part 1

A/N: Omg hope you guys like!

Originally posted by allsebstan


The door slammed closed, leaving behind silence. You turned towards Bucky, crossing your arms over your chest. “Are you that desperate to get rid of the women you sleep with?”

“They’re clingy!” he answered, shivering at the thought of having to deal with the woman for another second. You shook your head, prompting Bucky’s lips to split into a wide grin. “You did great, though! What do you say we do this every weekend?”

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Requested by @faithful-memes

Pairings: Bucky x f!Reader

A/N: The songs quoted are listed at the end, so, you can check them out first if you want.


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Bucky, Thor, Vision, Wanda, Steve.

Y/N: Hello.

Steve: Hi!

Thor: Greetings!

Wanda: Hello, Y/N.

Y/N: It’s me.

Vision: We know.

Y/N: I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet?

Bucky: Like a date?

Steve: We just saw you an hour ago.

Wanda: Is nobody going to mention what Bucky said?

Bucky: I didn’t say anything.

Y/N: HELLO, CAN YA HEAR ME?

Vision: This is not a verbal conversation. Are you feeling alright?

Y/N: Started from the bottom now we’re here.

Y/N: Started from the bottom now my whole team here.

Vision: But the others are not here yet.

Thor: Bottom of where?

Steve: Should I add the rest of the team? 

Wanda: Y/N, did my brother give you this idea? He’s been doing it all day!

Y/N: What do you mean?

Steve: I believe Wanda wants to know if you’re doing something Pietro has been doing.

Bucky: What’s going on, Y/N?

Y/N: You used to call me on my cell phone.

Bucky: Only a few times. You prefer texting.

Y/N: Late night when you need my love.

Bucky: I can call you whenever?

Bucky: WAIT WHO HAS BEEN CALLING YOU FOR LOVE?!

Wanda: This is funnier than the time Pietro tried lifting Mjolnir.

Y/N: Give it to me I’m worth it.

Vision: You’re not worthy, we cannot give you Mjolnir.

Y/N: Baby I’m worth it.

Bucky: ….

Bucky: Why are you calling Vision baby?

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor, you imbecile! Did you spill juice all over my books?!

Thor: It was a mistake!

Loki: I’m going to tear your cape!

Y/N: ‘Cause, baby, now we got bad blood.

Loki: I have nothing against you, Y/N. My issue is with Thor.

Bucky: NOW YOU’RE CALLING LOKI BABY?!

Thor: Brother, do not act like this! We used to be so close.

Y/N: You know it used to be mad love

Thor: That is true.

Y/N: So take a look what you’ve done 

Thor: I am sorry.

Y/N: 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood. Hey. Now we got problems. And I don’t think we can solve them.

Thor: I will purchase him more books!

Loki: Y/N… Is that… Taylor Swift that you are reciting?

Steve: Who’s Taylor Swift?

Wanda: Loki… How do you know who Taylor Swift is?

Loki:

Loki: Taylor who?

Loki has left the chat.

Wanda: Y/N, are you done now?

Y/N: Sorry.

Y/N: I ain’t sorry.

Steve: That’s rude, Y/N.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Why is Loki sulking?

Y/N: We don’t talk anymore. Like we used to do.

Thor: You just spoke to him a few minutes ago.

Tony: Did you two have a fight?

Y/N: We don’t laugh anymore.

Tony: Well he is in a bad mood, I don’t think he’ll be laughing anytime soon unless he’s trying to kill one of us.

Y/N has added Clint, Sam.

Sam: I believe I can fly!

Steve: You can!

Sam: I believe I can touch the sky!

Thor: It doesn’t really have a physical form…

Tony: Oh, I see what’s happening.

Clint: I’M A BIRD MOTHA! I’M A BIRD

Clint: LOOK AT ME MOTHA! I’M A BIRD

Vision: Are you on drugs?

Thor: You may be called Hawkeye but you are not a bird, Clint.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Wanda: Don’t. I am warning you! You’ve been annoying me the whole day so don’t you dare!

Pietro: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive!

Wanda: NOT FOR LONG!

Pietro: … Uh oh.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Sam: Mmmmm watcha’ say?

Tony: Steve, touch this.

Tony: 🍆

Steve: Why? That’s an eggplant.

Tony: Touch it.

Steve: No.

Tony: It will activate something new in the chat.

Bucky: Don’t do it, Steve.

Y/N: DO IT!

Sam: YES DO IT!

Tony: 🍆 

Steve: Okay, I touched it. Now what?

Tony: oh, you touch my tralala, 

Steve: Your what?

Tony: mmm… my ding ding dong.

Steve: Your… ding ding dong?

Bucky: What is that?

Tony: Deep in the night, I’m looking for some fun, deep in the night.

Steve: It’s the middle of the day!

Tony: I’m looking for some love. de-de-de-deep in the night, I’m looking for some fun, deep in the night.

Steve: Tony… Are you blind? Was there an accident in the lab? Must I send some help? Do you need medical assistance?

Tony: Oh, you touch my tralala. la la la.. mmm, my ding ding dong, oh you touch my tralala, mmm, my ding ding dong.la la la…

Steve: I asked Natasha to explain.

Steve: There is no feature, is there?

Steve: And you’re quoting song lyrics!

Steve: Oh.

Steve: I understand the lyrics now.

Tony: Are you upset? I was just doing what Y/N and the bird boys were doing.

Steve: Run.

Tony has been disconnected.

Steve has left the chat.

Sam: OHHHHHHH

Y/N: OHHHHHHHHHH

Clint: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thor: This whole time it was just song lyrics?

Vision: I wish to partake.

Thor: No, I’ve had enough!

Y/N: DO IT, VISION!

Thor: Vision, do not! You will regret it!

Vision:

Vision: YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!

Vision has left the chat.

Thor has left the chat.

Bucky: Hey, Y/N

Y/N: Yeah, Buck?

Bucky: I need to tell you something.

Y/N: What is it?

Clint: oh my god it’s happening!

Sam: Shut up, Clint!

Bucky: I really really really really really really like you

Bucky: And I want you. Do you want me? Do you want me too?

Bucky: Seriously. I really like you.

Y/N: I really really really really like you too.

Bucky: You do?

Bucky: I was so scared that you didn’t

Bucky: Wow

Bucky: Am I dreaming?

Bucky: You’re real, right?

Y/N: Shut up and dance with me.

Bucky: You got it, doll!

Bucky has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Sam: Gotta go. Will you be fine by yourself? I know everyone else is busy today.

Clint: Oh yeah. Talk later.

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Hello darkness, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again

Clint has left the chat.



Songs:

Y/N:

  • Shut up and dance - Walk the moon
  • Hello - Adele
  • Started from the bottom + Hotline Bling - Drake
  • Worth it - Fifth Harmony
  • What do you mean? - Justin Bieber
  • Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
  • We don’t talk anymore - Selena Gomez
  • Sorry - Beyonce

Bucky:

I really like you - Carly Rae Jepsen

Tony:

Ding Dong - Gunther

Vision:

U Can’t touch this - MC Hammer

Pietro:

Stayin’ alive - Bee Gees

Sam:

I believe I can fly - R. Kelly

Clint:

I’m a bird motha

Sounds of silence

Steve:

Run - Awolnation