Hail the Pope
Context; So my group was setting up their characters and relationships before the journey began. My character Aeron (a Fairy Paladin) and another, Gak (an Automaton Cleric) were both part of the same church, worshipping the God Ferrus.
Gak (OOC): Wait, if I was built for the church, in the name of Ferrus, shouldn’t I outrank you?
Me, Aeron (OOC): I don’t think so. If anything, it’s mean you’re a lowly servant.
DM: Roll D20 for place in the church hierarchy.
Gak: *rolls 4*
DM: You are a poor priest in an impoverished city.
Me: *rolls nat 20*
Everyone in the group loses their shit laughing
DM: …You are the Pope. Congrats.