I bet if I posted my parent’s wedding photos on here y’all would give it a million notes and be like “love won!!!!11!!” and call them queens and talk about their outfits but like in fact they’re just 50+ year old lesbians.
✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧✧ | Sexual Attraction - Oh. Terra. Why…
✦✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Romantic Attraction - In a rare moment of honest self depreciation– He knows she deserves someone better for her than him.
✦✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Crushing- This isn’t on the cards. It’s not even in the deck.
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧ | Squishing - She’s the exception. (was that a threat…)
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧ | Sensual Attraction - Is there a better word for this than ‘sensual’? That just makes it sound… Look he just wants to sit her down, do her hair, do her make up, bring her tea and spy on her dates from the bushes and behind magazines. There is nothing wrong with that~.
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧ | Aesthetic Attraction- She is a lovely creature.
I’ve said it before but this is the sibling he needed to teach him some compassion. once I’m done moving house I’d be all for a thread like that. (Also for spying on dates like the world’s least discreet private detective) Mercy for the poor magical weapons.