anonymous asked:

If you was locked in a room with Johnny Depp for an hour, what would you do? i'd probably pull out my ovaries there and then

I’d give him da look dat meanz im ready 4 u:

den i wud sniff him ova a couple of tyms n play wid his hair n he wud look at me lyk dis:

den we wud:


( daz me avin a grope if you cant see it let me jus zoom in on da action )

dat right der

den we wud make love n sleep n repeat da process

(daz me wid him below)