lovemachine

Word Count: 901
Author’s Note: @yourtropegirl requested a POTUS AU where Jim becomes president and needs to pick code names. You guys, I’m at a loss. I just don’t know enough about the finer details of American politics to have made this any good, but I hope it’s at least somewhat amusing…


“I really don’t think this is the time to be doing this, Jim.” There were a million other details that were more pressing before the inauguration. Jim was completely fixated on code names.

“Y/N, this is important to me. I won’t be able to relax and appoint my cabinet unless we have code names,” Jim countered.

“Are you kidding me?” You asked, questioning whether the man was even mentally competent to be president. He smiled broadly and nodded.

“Look, when I was eight, I decided I was going to be president one day. And I had a notebook that I kept all my presidential plans in,” he started, reaching into the breast pocket of his suit and pulling out an old tattered scribbler. “My first order of business was code names. Now, there might be some real wisdom in these pages. And there might not. But it just wouldn’t be true to eight-year-old Jimmy if I didn’t do code names first.” He dropped the notebook on the table, and opened it, obviously for the first time in thirty years by the look on his face.

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have you ever heard a wooper play hips don’t lie on a kazoo? it’s a magical experience

A Closer Look at the Avatars

Last time we watched Summer Wars, we noticed that there is a difference between the avatar and the person that owns it. It was in the famous Koi Koi scene when Natsuki’s face irl looks like this:

Meanwhile her avatar is like this:

The avatar is looking hard and confident while the owner is looking nervous. It made me think about how avatars express the characters likes and dislikes as well as their hopes and dreams (somewhat). 

But first, let’s look at the concept of avatars as a whole. 

In the world of Oz, you can’t get by without one. And since it’s a huge world, the avatars are custom built to serve and specialize in specific areas. Let’s look at Sakuma’s avatar as an example.

Since he runs maintenance checks in Oz, his avatar can detach its head to see everything. And he’s a monkey so he’s pretty agile. 

Then there are avatars that are used for other things like games or shopping. Those are usually the cute, small chibi avatars like Nana’s lamb in the middle or Kiyomi’s pug in the far right. 

But then there are ones build and crafted for EXTREME SPORT! They are made for action and to be the best!

And last but not least, the king: King Kazma!

He’s an avatar built for speed, agility, and power. He’s not too big to slow him down and he’s not too small to be stomped on. He’s definitely perfect for fighting. 

Now, not only are avatars are customizable to fit a certain purpose, but they’re also a reflection of the kind of person they want to be or already are. 

Kenji and Shingo’s avatars are great examples of their own personal reflection. Kenji is a shy person, so his avatar isn’t too extravagant. It’s just himself with mouse ears. Shingo is very squirmy and wild, so his avatar reflects that. 

Meanwhile, Natsuki and Kazuma’s avatars show who they want to be. Natsuki and Kazuma both share that they lack confidence. With Natsuki it’s mostly seen in the Koi Koi scene. In other scenes, though, she seems comfortable with her decisions, but once she was up against Lovemachine, the anxiousness kicked in! Her avatar, in contrast, is very cool, calm, and collected. The same could be said for Kazuma. He questioned his ability to beat Lovemachine, and there are several moments when he becomes undone. However, King Kazma is the king!

There are so many things to say about the different avatars in Oz, but I’ll leave it right here. So, which avatar(s) do you like best? What would your avatar look like?

A has to take a plane trip and is afraid to fly. B is a flight attendant, whom person A is attracted to; A’s stress is then relieved. A spends the flight trying to join the mile high club with B. (Inspired by the song Lavatory Lovemachine, by Edguy.)

On behalf of 25 followers, 25 more weird/random facts about Summer Wars!

  1.  Introducing Cat Back Koiso!

  2. The Jinnouchi’s can’t get their titles straight.

  3. Natsuki can’t cover her tracks

  4. Shingo and Yuhei confuse bath time with pool time

  5. Kazuma has the sixth sense

  6. No one likes to explain things to Kenji

  7. Kenji can’t see obvious Internet threats

  8. The kids are polite enough to wait for Kenji to get dressed

  9. Wabisuke didn’t read the Terms of Services and Conditions.

  10. Wabisuke has Snapchat

  11. Protect the computer!

  12. Naomi’s pro dodge

  13. Natsuki’s father, Kazuo, is afraid of Mariko.

  14. Nana is always in the kitchen

  15. That face. Nuff said                                                       .

  16. That face. Nuff said.               

  17. Kenji can’t put two and two together.

  18. Katsuhiko steals his son’s juice boxes

  19. Wabisuke can’t read body language

  20. Lovemachine is a sore loser.

  21. The Hiko brothers = Dodrio

  22. Hey look! It’s Suicune!


  23. Kazuma managed to slip out of cleaning

  24. Mao likes hoods

  25. Kana thinks big

Ah, yes it’s that time again! Another 4 months have passed and I have yet another 100 followers. I feel sooo incredibly happy. Thank you sooo much for following me and putting up with my shit, ╮(─▽─)╭ you beautiful people. All the ones in bold are my favorite blogs and/or people I talk to a lot, but just because you’re not bolded, doesn’t mean I don’t love you, you have to believe me.   (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~ *:・゚✧ I love you! 

A-F

5-diamonds-with-wings, adobe-photoshop-resources, adriana-elise afiqahnorhid, afrokitty81 agubbc akumasan alecskates, askhumanitiestitanlover, babyrapmonster, baconizedmaknae baeglebaek bambamtastic bbcaety bbqlicken @bellebaekhyun blackoreanexchange blackstarzulu bulletproofyeol bxy-mt carrielikescake catherineparent ceryeol @cgfigueroaherrera @chanyeol1999 chanyeolsecretwife chastemoon chingu-soo choomchoi church-of-minho come-xing-to-me cometosenpai confessionsofatravelqueen @coolalvinta0 coolexostan cutiepiedodyo cvnnvblis-s damn-i-love-your-t-shirt deppycn descauchemars devulprincess doolyminji drcocaopuffs drivewaaay @dyo-in-black evermorexo everythingaboutkpop18 ex12o exo-addiction-exo exo-kpopulation exobuttslap exojayson13 exopoofitsmagic @exoprincessandrea @exoujlove exoxo-lovemachine fangirlcrzy fiathe flowers-for-a-daisy forgotteninseoul fourtwoyearslater freaknothing fuck-off-already fufuunicornking @funnygino

G-O

@gildedrogue goldtaevip gotthekush hamlet-is-reborn hanseris hotgayteacher husnnnna @hyunglikesgalaxies iamthesnow @icexomoexsia itsjess31 jaehwansgf jamyjams15 jenjenboojen jessilivoy jianunsongi jinkissweatyballs joha-yo johnccovington @jongoutie joon2dakay jungkookie18 justrkee kai-x kaiismystyle kalinkafabiane karateddy karmin04 kiseuonew kiss-loves-jenissi-ooon kisses-lifestyle-blog koimoon09 kookiemon2k14 korean-coffee7 kpop-ruins-me kpopdependent @kpopluv43 kris-is-kevin kronoskingofmonkeypeople kyulogic kyungachu kyungsoo-0-fanboy lalalafool lazyeol (you dingus) leejxnki lightreceived lillehwho littleblingerlocket littlegoldenstars lllianll lololololilin @lopam @loveszkie lovetodia lucianaw luhansbigcock @lunaflyskingdomiseternal lusluthan mastermigg meninavanilla meotjinoppa mijyokaisoo-7960 milestowonderland @mischaelineous miskonceptions mssuntidy music-and-books-17 myidolatry mykpopuniverse nalyelf nanbiya naturaldissolve noonasaegyo nylonpink odonen omoshiroi-tsumaranai onchanismydestiny oppa-loves-you 

P-Z

peperomint pikasquad pinyaseyo potaetaoes princepandamaxprincetonmn97eeer prisonings @r0adtomordor rahimahsulaiman91 reychelleblue rhoungyrainbow roolay7 rormaenxelbern saimonway saranghaelkim saranghaenope seoulie-kpop seseismine sharkboytaeil sil-an @skyr0cketawayfromme songaehee @sorsidane @sparkles-and-machetes staystrong2495 stunninglu sunny-smiley sunnypandatao supercrazyfancramming sushizuki taeminie-babyandmr-precious tansle the-artist-alliance the-resonating-light theartofduplicity thehistoryimake @thepigeonfolder tk96792 topsgotthebooty translucentjellyfish trubtchquote turn-over-onew-leaf vampire013 vixx-otic voluptuouspigeon wannabemyoppa weaselina wufan-fanfan xoxokai13 yangkuza yeolchann youre-not-punk youretheonewhossayinggoodbye yullinea yummy-kimbap zelosprincessu zieyu zmmauricionks zyattack 

214th follower: @lalalafool

200th follower: flowers-for-a-daisy 

Biggest fan: zyattack  (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ  LET ME LOVE YOU!!! 

Once again, thank you all for following me and my lame blog, haha. I’m glad I could entertain. You all mean so much to me and while 214 followers may not seem like a lot, it means a lot to me so again, Thank You! I LOVE YOU!!! please don’t be afraid to send me ask/messages. You ask/ say anything. I promise.  I’d like to hear more from my beautiful followers. I’m so glad to be able to share love for music like we do. 

(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

~helloiamdiyo~ 

So it is that time where I decide to make another follow forever~ 

I would like to start off saying that I really love all the people that I follow and those who follow me. You guys are awesome and If you ever need anything just know that I will be here for you. I may not be able to give you much physically but if you are mentally tired or you just need a friend to talk to I am here for you. So here is a list of the people that I will follow forever! note; i am adding everyone that i currently follow and that i love no matter if they are on hiatus or not.. and no matter if they were on my first FollowForever

I love you guys!

bold = mutuals

A - D

aegyo-shinee azul3104 babejongin basorexoia bbbabybacon blondejongin bronzedjongin can-you-oshanott channie-with-a-side-of-baekon daisiesforjongin dazzlingkai derpingwithexo dewusional dorkyixing

E - H

eexinqs elplanetaperdido exodicksquad exolutely exoxo-lovemachine holyxkrisus

I - L

icecreamjongdae ichigokeks i-killed-the-tree-of-life i-put-exos-dick-in-a-box jongflawless jonginisoo jonginsane jonginsmile jongkittae joonmai joonmother justaddkpop kaicahuetes kaicakes kaicecream kaiffeines kailubae kaiseou kaisoojpg keys-yeobo k-pop-fan-in-hiding kriscass0

the amount of kai blogs is high

M - P

mercydel mintytaemin omgfishy ohmilkey onew-pillow pokerfacetaek prince-jonginnie

Q - T

raenbou saranghae-vixx screwufan seouldier serenadl sexologywithkai sexyguykai suhobos suhoswag taekai taetitseos taoment

U - Z

wackitvixx wubulgemainblog wufaanbaby wufanqin xehunter xi-aolu xingmealullaby yehet-bitch yifantasia yixingsosweet youobviouslyloveonew yourbiaslikesitrough 

Thank you all of you for adding more amazingness to my life then there could ever be. I love you~

If you ever want to be on my next follow forever don’t be afraid to talk to me~ I can also be reached on instagram ( jongins_voice ) or you can message me on kik ; itsjongmo_ or on kakao.. ; sehooon13 or if you want to message me on line just send me a message here and I will add you there >~<

Thank you for everything and I love you!