lovelymomo

  • Northernlion:I'd bet the house on it.
  • Kate:Oh my god, we don't even have a house.
  • Northernlion:I know, that's why it's so easy for me to give it up.
  • Kate:That's not even good betting!
  • Northernlion:Don't tell the casino. If we win, we get two houses.
  • Kate:No, no, that's not how it works.
  • Northernlion:If we lose, they're going to break my knees.
  • Northernlion:Kate, I'm going to be honest with you. I can do this 12 hour stream with you but I can't do it if you're going to be singing "Backstreet's Back" all the time.
  • Kate:Why?
  • Northernlion:You know how many times I heard that song when I was like...
  • Kate:Not enough.
  • Northernlion:Between the ages of nine and now?
  • Kate:Not enough.
  • Northernlion:Probably about 32 trillion.
  • Kate:That's not enough.
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Jsmithtown Funk

  • Kate:~Tells the story about how she and her friends used to practice the hand signs from Naruto~
  • Northernlion:I don't know what reaction you're looking for. I'm happy to give you...
  • Kate:I thought it would be cool to you too. Like "Ah, that's cool, man."
  • Northernlion:Nah, it's definitely not cool. What is cool though, is doing whatever you want to do, you know, being true to yourself. That's cool. Let your dreams fall where they may and live life and the consequences accordingly.
  • Northernlion:But...
  • Kate:But, I was like "When I get older, I'm going to invent this chair that has like a toilet..."
  • Northerlion:You! The first time we met, you told that to me and I was like "Ah, this is the one. The girl who's telling me about the diaper chair that's going to revolutionize things."
  • Kate:Toilet chair, not the diaper chair.
  • Northernlion:Well, it's pretty much a diaper. You know, if you want to get technical.