lovely lovely boy

Idea: the suave, sexy, smooth Victor nikiforov absolutely FLIPS SHIT when he sees literally any type of bug
  • Victor: *screaming at the top of his lungs* YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRIIII
  • Yuuri: *rolling his eyes and sighing* Victor I'm literally 10 feet away from you
  • Victor: YUURI YUURI YUURI YUURI YUURI LOOOOOK *pointing, absolutely frantic*
  • Yuuri: *squinting* what is that.. a spide-
  • Victor: GET RID OF IT PLEASE GET RID OF IT NOW
  • Yuuri: why? She's not hurting anybody she's minding her own business, building a home
  • Victor: I NEED IT OUT OF HERE. NOW. *anxious squealing*
  • Yuuri: ok OK! *scoops it up in a piece of paper and puts it outside* happy?
  • Victor: no. Actually. I'm upset that beast ever thought to enter our home.
  • Yuuri: what did you before I came to Russia you baby?????
  • Victor: .....i had macca eat them......
lance things from vld s2 !!

vld s2 spoilers 

  • canon that mermaids have been one of his dreams since he was a child !! he loves the ocean
  • does better underwater, loves swimming !!
  • HE STOPPED AT an earth store at the mall !! an earth store !!
  • when he couldve used the money to get other stuff at the earth store, he helped pidge get a video game !!!! he loves pidge 
  • loves playing video games with pidge !!!!!
  • been friends with hunk for a long time ~
  • SONIC BOOM !!
  • strongest relationships on team: hunk and pidge 
  • kicked rly well in that one scene with the space snow ball: hc he played soccer is real no one can take that away from me 
  • really attached to people/things he just met 
  • loves dogs !!
  • FIRECELY PROTECTIVE OF HIS FRIENDS (LOYAL
  •  A GOOD SHOT
  • OUR SHARP SHOOTER
  • HE IS VERY WORRYING AND LOVING AND CARING AND COMPASSIONATE TOWARDS HIS FRIENDS
  • genuinely loves people !!
  • he loves explaining plans !
  • smart: helped out a civilization, made skin care products with alien materials, comes up with great ideas
  • some sad things
  • extreme hints of anxiety / insecurities that he’s worthless, annoying, people don’t like him, not good enough, they don’t need him, not going home, missing family and earth
  • we got like 0 development and i am salty; he got 0 screen time 
  • (also my boy hunk, reduced to comic relief and food jokes) 
  • cares about superficial things probably because of low self-esteem
  • i refuse to believe the Lance (and Hunk) Isn’t Smart agenda dreamworks is pulling 
  • i am tired of this lance (and hunk) lack dreamworks is also pushing 
  • but we can get excited for s2 for our beautiful boys !!
  • Justice For Lance And Hunk 2k17

aecw  asked:

Prompt from the post going around of sitting in the sin bin on a fighting major drinking gatorade out of a martini glass all "I'm literally such a good person and I don't deserve this" with Kent Parson.

You just keep telling yourself that, Parsnip.

(come prompt me!)