lovely flats

A poem about Danisnotonfire

Curly Hobbit hair
And a real nice ass
Keeps up his rep
You could say he has class

He’s a swearing motherfucker
But you already know that
But he rocks his pink hair
And an Everglades hat

He thinks we believe
His lies about his sexuality
But we all know very well
He’s all about taking the D

Especially from Phil
His lovely flat mate
They do it in private
But we all know he’s not straight

Still shook from his roast
We may call him a liar
But this kinky motherfucker
Is danisnotonfire

anonymous asked:

For the stand thing, Love Deluxe?


Love Deluxe: Are you secretly in love with someone right now?

okay, big reveal, I’m actually secretly in love with this guy called Jotaro Kujo but that’s a secret between only me and you right??? 
I mean there is someone I’m kinda crushing on just a teensy little bit but I wouldn’t call it flat out love at this point! 

Thank you for asking!! <3 

i REALLY needed to draw something so i drew my favorite junkers quickly👌👌


“The original novel [Dumb Witness] was dedicated to her [Agatha Christie’s] own wire-haired terrier - ‘To dear Peter,’ it read, 'most faithful of friends and dearest of companions. A dog in a thousand.’
I felt exactly the same way about the terrier in our film. He captivated me from the moment I set eyes on him. The little dog, whose real name was actually Snubby, became my dear friend. [..] My now ever-expanding fan club wrote to tell me how much they enjoyed it [the episode], so they also told me, the sales of wire-haired terriers shot up exponentially after it was shown for the first time in March 1996.”
- David Suchet, Poirot and Me

I love John’s Nightmare TFP Theory because at the very least it makes the episode decipherable and nuanced, and immediately more empathizable (not a word..) because now you’re reading through the mind of a desperately repressive bisexual who has let his love for his best friend sit and fester for long that it’s permeated into his deep subconscious. Maintaining the silence is painful and it’s killing him. He just wants to be saved.

Everything about you is lovely.

Your hair (or lack thereof)
Your belly (chubby or flat)
Your eyes (dark or bright)
Your stretch marks (a few or a lot)
Your scars (from accidents or self-harm)
Your moles (big or little)
Your acne (a few pimples or a major breakout)
Your freckles (little ones on your nose or ones all over every single inch of your body)
Your birth marks (small light brown ones or huge dark ones)
Your height (short or tall)
Your weight (a smaller number or a larger number)

All of it.

All of you.

YOU are lovely.

(This goes for girls AND boys. I don’t know where this came from in my mind, it just seemed like something I should share because maybe somebody needed to read it.)