lovelace

Dungeons and Dragons
  • Eiffel, the DM, to Lovelace: Alright, so you've seduced every female villain, monster, and NPC in our campaign so far, but I think I've finally come up with a way to stop you from-
  • Lovelace: I roll to seduce Minkowski.
  • Eiffel: You already seduced Minkowski's character.
  • Lovelace: No, Eiffel. I roll to seduce *Minkowski.*
  • Eiffel: But-
  • Minkowski: I rolled a 1 on my save, so you might want to leave now.