lovejacks

ok im still in a jackshittybitty mood
  • but my meds are fuckin w me so i don’t want to write fic so have more messy bullet HCs
  • post-grad dating is tricky bc now there’s THREE totally different and demanding schedules trying to line up
  • they do a lot of one-on-one plus skyping dates during the season
  • the commute between samwell and cambridge is not ideal but it’s also not terrible so by the end of the first semester it’s p much like shits has moved back into the haus w bits
  • jack gets a lil jealous that his BFs’ schedule match up a bit better than his but mostly he just misses them a whole bunch
  • shitty has been banned from “””””helping”””””” bitty write the notes on jack’s pregame PBJs. he writes his own and sticks them in the lunch sack when bitty’s not looking. they’re always very crude and either make jack laugh like a fool or blush bright red in public. 
  • bits and shits are jack’s unofficial cheerleaders at home games. bitty wears his zimmermann jersey and sometimes paints little blue and yellow streaks on his face. 
  • shitty is a fucking hooligan and tends to get overzealous in his Team Pride Gear. im talkin blue wigs, body paint, big ass foam fingers, boas, glitter, pom poms, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
  • the falcs loooove jack’s best friends. mostly bitty, but shitty’s good for a laugh. 
  • (it takes jack a lot longer to confide in anyone re: his relationship, but george is a fucking goddess and takes it in stride – after the initial “teammates” panic, that is.)
  • (there is a brief second where she thinks that jack is dating both tater and snowy. she’s not sure why those are the names that come first to mind, but the logistics of it all nearly stop her heart right then and there.)
  • when they go out in public, bitty and shitty don’t have to hide with each other, but jack is very reserved.
  • (in a way, it’s harder, because he so desperately wants to hold their hands and kiss them without thinking about it; but it’s easier, because they can still be open together, which is all jack wants for them.)
  • luckily, shitty is equally gratuitous in his friend-PDA and his boyfriend-PDA, and bitty is equally reserved, so it’s not like they have to hold back too much love
  • jack and shitty have nearly gotten into physical fights over paying for dates. at first bitty feels bad and tries to steal the check from them, but he’s learned that’s the fastest way to lose a hand with these two goofs. 
  • so he just finishes his drink and watches them bicker like an old married couple and gives them That Look so they’ll hurry up and take him home already

Jack of Heart - Fishlegs and Meatlug

Hearts - Emotions - Relationships - Love

Jack of Hearts are essentially teachers. Their power is found within the Law of Love and their commission is to preach it. To do this effectively, they must live it, and the path they have to follow is definitely not made for easy going! There are many sacrifices demanded of Jacks of Heart. Sacrifices in love, health, education, or in their own personal, cherished objectives. The hardest lesson for all Jack of Heart is impersonality, and there is a tendency to develop some kind of martyr complex early in their youth.

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wish list for when Percy meets the Empty Cups

  • Percy being a dork and showing pictures of his family to the crew (”Dude, we get it, your baby sister is cute and your baby brother is gigantic, can we focus”)
  • Not too much detail from Percy’s story so continuity lockout doesn’t alienate newer readers
  • Magnus thinking Percy and Annabeth are cute because this boy loves seeing his friends happy and in love
  • Jack and Riptide bonding/petty bickering
  • Percy possibly giving awkward dad romantic advice to Magnus
  • Not too much focus on Percy so it stays Magnus’s story 
  • It somehow comes up that Magnus used to have a crush on Piper’s dad when he was younger
  • Some crack about Blitzen’s mom because love goddesses are terrible
  • Mock his blue food
  • Percy trying to learn ASL
  • “Am I technically in foreign domain right now? Annabeth, am I on Greeek/Roman radio silence? Will they hear me if I start badmouthing them, because I could fill ten books with complaints and I‘d like to do it without retribution for once.”
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My love is chemical, shallow and chauvinistic

It’s an arrogant display

So don’t try to reason with my love

Jack Garratt- Chemical

Songs that remind me of the Joker part 1

smolangrybeanyuriplisetsky  asked:

Omg how often do u think Bitty gets sick? And how much do u think Jack mother hens him when he gets sick for the first time after they start dating?

u have no clue what you have done by sending this to me

  • i think bitty is so busy motherhenning people and baking and being bitty that he just…never gets sick
  • but when he does get sick its really bad
  • (i’m pretty sure this is fairly common with nurses and doctors it happens to my mom hmm lets science this)
  • anyway
  • so i think one time bitty does get sick and it’s like really bad 
  • he has the flu which fuckign sucks ok
  • so hes basically just rolling around in a mess of sweat and blankets and dying and the smh is like oh shit none of us know what to do
  • because bitty always takes care of them they have no clue what to do
  • chowder tries to make him soup but he basically just stuck a chicken breast and some carrots in some water
  • bitty ate it anyways
  • holster brought him some tissues while wearing a surgical mask because he “didn’t want to catch the death illness”
  • so jack comes down but like…. nursey in his overdramatic way of life was like “bitty’s dying come help me” so jacks freaked out
  • and he gets there is like “bitty what the hell…u r sweating….u r not playing hockey but ur sweating…………what the heck”
  • and then bittys like “i have the flu no one knows what to do help me”
  • except his voice is all scratchy and he sneezes like four times its so cute and jack is just like I Have To Protect This Pure And Beautiful Man Whom I Love
  • jack fuckign goes into Serious Mode
  • he picks up medicine, makes soup, washes bitty’s blankets and clothes, gets a cold washcloth and shit all in like two minutes
  • bitty’s like jack pls…..ur going to die
  • jack: you would have done this for me
  • bitty: shit u right
  • jack tries to kiss bitty like twenty times and bitty makes him stop because he’ll get sick
  • he does it anyway
  • he gets sick
MASTERLIST

Updated 7/15/15


OMAHA/MAGCON IMAGINES

House party(magcon/omaha)

Coffee Shop Flirting(4/4)

SAMMY WILKINSON IMAGINES

The moment i fell in love

JACK JOHNSON IMAGINES

The proposal

NATE MALOLEY IMAGINES

Perfect for me

You, Me, and Baby makes three

CAMERON DALLAS IMAGINES

My cute little boy

Cheater, Cheater

MATTHEW ESPINOSA IMAGINES

Television Announcement

JOHN “JSWAZZ” SWIFT IMAGINES

Club Fever



ONE NIGHT STAND GONE WRONG-JACK GILINSKY/SAMMY WILKINSON

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

part 6

part 7

part 8

part 9

part 10

come fucking scream and cry with me
  • first off DEX MY SON MY CHILDREN REASON FOR MY VERY BREATH WELCOME BACK 
  • second lardo i see you standing next to shitty 
  • there totally screwing 
  • JACK AND BITTY KISSING 
  • JACK AND BITTY BEING CUTE
  • JACK AND BITTY LEAVING THINGS AT EACH OTHERS HOUSES
  • JACK AND BITTY BEING IN LOVE
  • JACK TOUCHING BITTY’S BUTT
  • JACK TOUCHING BITTY
  • BITTY FUCKING TOUCHING JACK
  • THEM KISSING ON THE BED
  • ZIMBITS IS KISSING
  • ZIMBITS IS FUCKING KISSING AND FUCKING IN LOVE
  • SHITTY TALKING ABOUT LAW SCOOL
  • SHITTY BEING WASTED
  • ON ANOTHER NOTE FUCKING SHITTY YOU COULDN’T HAVE LEFT THE GIRLFRIEND THING ALONE?!?
  • I LOVE YOU SHITS LIKE MY OWN FLESH
  • BUT WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK
  • FUCKING SAD ZIMBITS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
  • NO 
  • NO 
  • FUCKING ZIMBITS IN LOVE AND KISSING