lovebitten

finally putting together a masterpost of my newest fics :) so here’s part 1

this sounds like our story (tony/rhodey, marriage fic, fluff)

“We should get married.” Tony murmurs one night, lying next to Rhodey in the dim light.

standing right here (and my heart is beating) (t’challa/steve, pets, smut, fluff)

Fuck, if he could he’d keep T'Challa right here, bare and happily bruised under Steve’s hands and lips, kissed breathless and needy for Steve forever.

Or, where T'Challa adopts animals and Steve falls in love.

small doses (t’challa/thor, rimming, smut, top thor)

“You taste,” Thor starts, moving up T’Challa’s body as he presses a wet, dirty little kiss to the human’s lips, “Magnificent.”

(it’s warmer where you are) (sam/bucky, bucky barnes recovering, sam wilson feels, anxiety, ptsd)

“I think that’s the most you’ve said since I walked into my kitchen to you standing in the corner.” Sam muses, throwing away an eggshell, “In the dark, no less.” he adds, eyes narrowing before he mumbles, “With your dramatic ass…”

”Steve should be with you.” Bucky tells him.

Or, while Steve is off dealing with Ultron, Bucky has tasked himself with bonding and protecting one Samuel Thomas Wilson.

turn your pitch down low (t’challa/steve/bucky, love, alpha/omega dynamics, dom/sub undertones, smut, fluff)

“Anyway, we wanna court you.” Bucky grins. Steve throws his hands up.

“Buck. There was a way I was going to say that–”

“He doesn’t need anyone sugar-coating shit for him Stevie.” Bucky shrugs, “He knows what we mean.”

Or, where Steve and Bucky are a mated pair who fall in love with T'Challa.
…This’ll get complicated.

low tide (finn/poe, ptsd, finn working through trauma, fluff, love)

Being a solo entity is still something Finn is getting used to.

Every now and again he snaps back into himself in the mess hall of the resistance base he and Poe have settled on and half expects to be surrounded by stormtroopers. Shining white gear and blasters attached to their hips.

Or, where Finn tries (and struggles) to adjust, remembers bits of his childhood under the First Order, and represses trauma while Poe and Rey are the co-creators of the ‘Finn Must Be Loved and Protected’ fanclub.

sugar (finn/poe, bottom finn, smut)

“I got you.” Poe groans, fucking into him again, heart pounding as Finn arches his back so fucking beautifully, just like that, in that way that shows off the plump, thick roundness of his ass and presses him flush against Poe, who’s cock is fully sheathed in him.

compass (points you home) (t’challa/bucky, kidfic, ptsd, past domestic abuse, wip)

But then the man gives him a warm smile and Bucky’s heart skips a beat.

“I am T'Challa. I can’t thank you enough for finding her and bringing her back to me.”

Bucky flushes, “It’s no problem, really. She’s a great kid.”

In which Bucky is a veteran and former prisoner of war who has just returned home, and T'Challa is a stressed single parent running from his past.

lovebitten (to hell and back) (t’challa/nat/steve/bucky/thor, gangbang, bottom t’challa, smut)

Steve slips back into that heat, his cock wrapped in tight, wet warmth as he leans over and presses his lips to T’Challa’s softly, freeing his lip and tasting him. He can feel Natasha’s come where it rests between T’Challa’s thighs from her first round with him, when she pulled out and came all over that pretty skin of his.

He’s streaked with come, currently. That’s mostly Thor and Natasha’s thing, marking T’Challa like that.

Bucky and Steve? They bite. Leave teeth marks on the King’s collarbones, hips and shoulders.

T’Challa loves it all.

And they all love him.

Or, That T'Challa Gangbang Fic That No One Wanted But I Wrote Anyway

skip frames (sam/steve/bucky, deaged fic, baby!sam, fluff)

Bucky won’t let go of Sam.

Sam wiggles in Bucky’s arms, grinning with that adorable gap-tooth smile that makes Steve melt, giggling in Bucky’s hold.

Granted, Steve understands Bucky’s hesitance to let Sam go, seeing as he’s– well…three years old currently, thanks to some magic going wonky when they all arrived back on earth from Asgard an hour ago. It apparently should wear off very soon, but until then Bucky seems adamant about keeping baby Sam wrapped up in his arms, safe as Bucky gives everyone who gets near the child warning glares.

you brought the fire (to a world so cold) (t’challa/thor, love, romance, marriage fic, wip)

It’s when Thor ends up kissing T'Challa’s hand and leading him into a little pocket of space where the universe meets the moon that T'Challa starts to think that maybe Thor is doing a bit more than being nice.

anonymous asked:

Any sciaac + sterek fics? (Where they're both in the same story) Super excited for this new page c:

Okay, when you say Sterek and Scisaac, do you mean any type of AU. Because, I have a lot of them for you, my anonymous friend.

Quit Playing Games With My Heart by themistymountainsong

Word Count: 16,764

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary: “I am not paranoid Lydia! You’re the ones who are totally fucking with me- with us! You can’t say that this last month has been a series of weird, random happenstances!” Lydia ignores him, moving to open the car door, but before she can reach it Stiles hits the driver’s side lock. “No. No getting out of the car until you admit that you’ve had a hand in this.”

“Fine,” Lydia says, arms crossed, leveling Stiles with her glare that effectively says I could crush you under my heel and I don’t know why I like you. “We’ve been trying to set you and Derek up in time for Valentine’s Day.”

“What?!” he shrieks. “I mean- what?” he repeats, in a more reasonable tone.

A Cinderfella Story by yerawizardjane

Word Count: 19,389

Rating: General Audiences

Summary: A Cinderella Story AU: Stiles thinks he has found his soulmate online in a Yale chatroom, under the name ‘B@man’. Little does he know that it’s the most popular guy in school…Derek Hale.

The Importance of Tight Jeans in a Boyband by mandimarie

Word Count: 9,526

Rating: Explicit

Summary: The Pack is a worldwide known boyband (They’re not a boyband, Derek. They’re just a band made up of boys, you uncultured swine).

Or in which Derek (not so)reluctantly goes to a The Pack concert with his sisters and falls in love.

David Hale, Matchmaker by Menacherie

Word Count: 3,222

Rating: Not Rated

Summary: Chris doesn’t know about the baby. In fact, Laura doesn’t even know until they’re safe in New York with their normal and safe aunt and uncle. Laura doesn’t tell him either. (It’s not until years later, when Derek sees David’s blue eyes staring back at him through Chris Argent, that he has an inkling of who the father is.)

Derek doesn’t say anything, but it’s ironic that Kate Argent burns down the house of her own unborn nephew.

tie your napkin ‘round your neck, cherie by magneticwave

Word Count: 7,764

Rating: Not Rated

Summary: Stiles has been a teapot for 3,308 days. // Scott skids into the door breathlessly and shouts, “THERE’S A GIRL IN THE CASTLE,” and promptly brains himself on one of the casserole dishes.

written in the scars on our hearts by mixtapestar

Word Count: 21,053

Rating: Explicit

Summary: When Stiles needs a roommate as he starts college, he decides Derek is the perfect candidate. He knows college is supposed to change your life, but this is ridiculous. Domestic future fic.

taking the bus to chinatown by hito

Word Count: 13,303

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary: Stiles’ home economics teacher forces him to knit mittens. Nobody wants Stiles’ mittens, but then Stiles offers them to Derek, and Stiles is pretty sure Derek does these things purely to drive him crazy. What else could it be?

Can’t Take the Heat? by Ilovesocks_24

Word Count: 55,425

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary:  “Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

“Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

“It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.” 

Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

Lovebitten by LunaCanisLupus_22

Word Count: 10,367

Rating: Mature

Summary: The one where Derek gets bitten by a lovebug and Stiles is the first person he lays eyes on. Hilarity ensues.

Tis The Season Baristas Fear The Most by stilinskisparkles

Word Count: 5,470

Rating: Mature

Summary: Scott is hands down the worst barista Derek has ever hired. But it’s Christmas and apparently that means something to some people.

Of Werewolves and Dolphins by Ilovesocks_24

Word Count: 53,501

Rating: Teen and Up

Summary: “Stiles, come on! It’ll be fun,” Scott said. “You can’t deny that seven days in the Caribbean on a cruise ship full of hot, single werewolves won’t be a good time.”

“Maybe for you,” Stiles said. “Because you’re tan and have a six pack. No one is going to talk to me at all. Also, fun fact: I’m not even a werewolf.”

“You don’t have to be a werewolf to come,” Scott said. “You just have to be twenty-one so you can drink. Or so hot guys can buy you drinks,” he added, raising his eyebrows suggestively.

“No, thanks,” Stiles said, shrugging. “Go on without me, just send postcards with all the hot guys you meet.”

“They’re stopping in Cozumel,” Scott said. “It says here that you can swim with dolphins.”

“Did you say we could swim with dolphins?” Stiles asked, curiously. “Like the ones that do tricks at Seaworld?”

“That’s what swimming is,” Scott said, eyes gleaming.  

“When do we leave?” Stiles asked.

Or the one where Scott convinces Stiles to go on a werewolf singles cruise. Stiles is really only going for the dolphins. Until he meets Derek.

Accidentally We Fall by scottmcniceass: Incomplete

Chapters 20/?

Word Count: 83,825 

Rating: Mature

Summary: Jackson was probably - no, definitely- the worst roommate ever, and Stiles would do anything to get rid of him, even if that meant attempting to seduce Derek Hale. And Derek? He finds Stiles annoying at best. Plus, he hasn’t been into dating, not after the death of his family, but even if he was, he wouldn’t go for someone so irritating. Right?

I don’t know if you’ve already read these or if you were thinking of something else, but here is what I found from my personal collection of fics.

With love and internet hugs,

Fluffy

A/N: Here’s a story as my apology of my unannounced hiatus! Again, I’m so very sorry :/


Summary: It’s Niall’s birthday and (Y/N) surprises him with breakfast in bed.


Sweet


“Good morning, Niall.” I smiled, bringing a tray of breakfast into our bedroom. He looked up from the phone in his hands long enough to smile and see me standing at the door. “Well what’re ya waitin’ fer den? Come ‘ere!” He chuckled, setting his phone down. I smiled and shook my head. I brought the tray over and he sat up slightly. “Happy Birthday Ni.” I smiled, leaning down to kiss him. He placed both of his hands on the sides of my face and kissed me back.

“Thanks baby. Dis looks wonderful.” He looked back up at me. I sat on the on the other side of the tray table and he picked up the fork. “Let me.” I placed my hand over his and he raised an eyebrow. I picked up a strawberry and he looked up at me. He took a bite of the strawberry and I kissed him gently, dipping my finger into the whipped cream on top of the waffles I’d made and he smirked.

“Gonna be a good girl fer me?” He asked as I pushed my index finger past his lips. “Maybe.” I teased as his tongue circled around my fingertips. I pulled my fingers away and he smiled. “If you want me to.” I swept some more whipped cream on to my fingers and tasted it myself this time. He pulled my hand away and kissed me again. I laughed and he pulled back.

He set the tray on the ground beside the bed and he pulled me in to straddle his hips. “Shouldn’t ye be at work at 9:30 on a Wednesday?” He asked, kissing my neck and trying to pull the neckline of my tank top down. “Are you kidding? It’s my baby’s birthday, I took today, and tomorrow off.” I replied, reaching my arms up to push the straps of my tank top down my arms.

Holding the material that covered my chest, I slipped my arms out of the straps and he smiled. “Let me see.” He whispered, kissing my collarbone and tugging at the hem of my top. He pulled the top down and kissed down between the valley of my breasts. My eyes were shut momentarily, but as soon as I felt something cool on my chest and my eyes fluttered open. He smirked and licked at the circle of whipped cream he traced around my nipple.

“Christ Niall.” I gasped. He chuckled and watched my back arch. “So sweet.” He smiled, kissing around it and licking every last bit of whipped cream away. I held him against my chest and he continued with his kisses. “Baby.” I whimpered, pulling back. “What is it sunshine?” He asked, kissing my lips and rubbing gently on the opposite nipple.

“Touch me.” I begged, holding his head as he looked up at me. “Where sweetie?” He asked, laying me back on the bed and kissing down my abdomen to the waistband of my panties. “You know just where I want you.” I answered, tangling my fingers in his hair. “Is that right? What would you like?” He questioned, kissing my thighs. “Whatever you’d like. It is your birthday.” I replied, sitting up on my elbows.

He smirked and took the fabric between his teeth, pulling it down my legs. “You’re dripping!” He seemed surprised. I sighed. “Been thinking bout you all night and all morning. Saw a dream,” I started before he cut me off with a kiss on my pubic mound. “Good to know, baby girl.” He smiled, biting his lip as he watched me clench my jaw. “Oh, ye liked dat, huh?” He asked, kissing farther down this time.

“Chr-Christ Niall.” I stuttered, watching his every move. “Ya know, I’ll bet dis cunt of yers would taste even better with some cream. Whaddya say, baby?” He smirked, hands coasting up and down my thighs. Speechless, I nodded. “Whatever you want, baby.” I answered him moments later. He dipped the tips of his fingers into the whipped cream and brought them to my core.

He spread it over my folds and placed a significant drop on my clit. He took one look at my clit and chuckled. “So needy fer me baby. Yer poor liddle clit looks like the cherry on top of a sundae.” He remarked, watching me writhe every so often as he spoke. “Well, what are you waiting for? Eat me.” I said, laying back, foreseeing the pleasure to come. “Love how eager ye are today, baby. Atta girl.” He replied.

When his tongue licked up my folds, I gasped almost silently. He noticed of course and exploited my short moan by pressing harder with his tongue. “Fuck,” I groaned, gripping the sheets. “You’re teasing.” My eyes squeezed shut. “Of course I’m teasing. I haven’t even gotten to de best part yet.” He laughed before licking the drop of cream off my clit. My chest tightened as my neglected clit received some attention from him.

“Dat’s it, isn’t it baby?” He asked between sucking and releasing my sensitive bundle of nerves from his lips. I nodded and he flattened his tongue to lick one long line up my folds. I sighed in content and he pulled my hips closer to him. “Ye liked dat, didn’t ye?” He teased, his fingers replacing his tongue. “Yes.” I replied. “Got ye in de palm o"me hand today, don’t I?” He leaned over me and I nodded. “Yes, fuck yes.”

He smirked and laid his hand over my left breast, tweaking the nipple and kneading it. I arched my back as he pumped his fingers in and out, rubbing my clit with his thumb. “Daddy!” I cried as he bit his lip and watched me moan. “What is it baby?”  He asked, a smirk on his lips. “So good.” I moaned, begging for his lips on mine. He let my breast go and placed his hand on the back of my neck. He brought his lips just centimeters from mine and I whimpered.

He pulled his fingers out of my core and I let out an empty sigh. He kissed me deeply and I shuddered. “Shakin’ fer me?” He smiled, licking his fingers clean. I wrapped my arms around his neck and he chuckled. “Ya know, I really fuckin’ love ye.” He sat up and pulled me onto his lap. “The feeling’s mutual Ni.” I laughed as he held me against his chest. “Gonna love me proper, now?” I asked him, rocking my hips against him.

“Yeah baby. Don’t ye worry.” He answered, pushing the comforter off of him as well as his boxers.  “So wet fer me already,” He smirked, positioning himself at my center. I nodded and gave him a small whimper as he kissed my neck slowly and sweetly. I sunk down onto him and my mouth dropped open. He let out a hearty groan and grabbed my hips. He guided me up and down, burying his face between my breasts. I gave him a few sharp cries as he nipped and sucked on my skin, leaving love bites along my chest and abdomen.

“How’s it feel Princess?” He asked, still helping me ride him. I lowered my head to make eye contact with him and the sound I emitted when I came face to face with his dark yet lustfully  innocent eyes let him know exactly how I felt. He smirked and watched my eye squeeze shut when I bit down on my lip. “Yer fuckin’ Daddy so well baby. He’s gonna cum soon.” He groaned, leaning back against the head board. “Can ye cum fer me first, sweetheart?” He asked, hands going up and down my sides and watching me give him my all.

“Yes.” I replied, kissing him softly, taking his face in my hands and moaning into his mouth as his hand found my clit once again. “Good Girl.” He smiled, as my face contorted into a look of pure pleasure, my chest heavy. “F-Fuck I’m cumming.” I panted, my breath shaky and my voice cracked. “Atta girl. Come on baby, cum fer Daddy.” He encouraged, sitting up to kiss me. “Niall.” I gave him a long, drawn out moan of his name as I released, falling forward, unable to bear my own weight anymore. He held me up, thrusting his hips up to help me ride out my orgasm and to get him to his own.

“Christ, (Y/N).” He growled, releasing in long spurts and filling my stomach with warmth. I collapsed against his chest an he held me against him tightly, not opening his eyes just yet. “Happy Birthday Niall.” I mumbled, still out of breath. He rubbed my back as my head dropped to his shoulder. “Thank ye baby girl.” He replied, kissing my forehead and staring up at the ceiling. I laughed and he sat up, pulling out of me and laying me beside him. “Have fun covering those up.” He joked, gesturing to my lovebitten chest. I rolled my eyes and he smiled. “I love you.” I smiled, kissing him. “I love ye too (Y/N).”

anonymous asked:

Sterek fic rec?

HIIII! I’ve read only sterek for the past week, so…. *shrugs*

When I’m Gone - Stiles feels underappreciated by the Pack and decides to leave Beacon Hills. Things don’t go exactly how he thought, as the Pack does everything in their power to stop him. (108K)

Changing My Spots - Stiles manages to get chicken pox at his age, which sucks. He also gets a boyfriend, which sucks less, I guess. (10K)

He’s perfect for you (or so does Uncle Peter say)- Stiles comes back from New York to find out that his best friend has been turned into a werewolf. And that his pack is very not-pack-like. He fixes it.  (21K)

i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me) - Derek has an accident and when he wakes up, he doesn’t remember what happened the last two-three years of his life. And he doesn’t remember nor understand why Stiles seems to hate him. (10K)

Brutus - Stiles decides, after breaking his engagement and leaving his job, that getting a dog and going back to Beacon Hills isn’t a bad choice. (20K)

My pack, my family- Stiles looks after Isaac after Derek leaves, because he wants to. He might lose a best friend, but he gains a family. (18K)

Keaton Was Better - Stiles and Lydia become official part of the Pack, and with them they get ready for the big werewolf hunger games style exam. (122K)

Lovebitten- Derek is bitten by a lovebug. Hilarity, fluff and almost smutt ensues. (10K)

Pull in the magic- Stiles comes to Beacon Hills with his best friend Theo, looking for revenge. He finds love as well, two at price of one. (32K)

His Only Defence - Stiles accidentaly gets gay werewolf married to an emotionally constipated Alpha, who is also being targeted by a number of hunters, while a virgin-killing Omega is going around murdering. Great. (116K)

nom de plume- Derek retrieves a USB drive from the library, and finds an amazing sci fi story in it. An unfinished one. Derek promptly despairs. (3K)

The son of Betrayal and Destruction- Stiles Stilinski is an abomination. He’s the son of the demon of Betrayal and the angel of Destruction. And now that his love has betrayed him like Abbandon betrayed Azrael, Stiles swears on revenge. (8K)

100. Miles Away Sori

99. Special Collections hannah_baker

98.The Isolationists velveteenshadowboxer

97. The Division traveller 

96. Stay Awhile imaythrowuponya

95. Secure Happiness dedougal

94. Ride wolfbeater

93. The Silver Lining Of Smog Circe6

92. I’ll Be Seeing You thepsychicclam

91. Wait cutloosemcgoose

90. living in your letters the_misfortune_teller

89. Riding the Lightning Vendelin 

88. Havoc secondstar

87.here in the forest dark and deep grimm 

86. Paper Airplanes RemainNameless

85. Reach Out weathervaanes

84.Broken Sundown olavina

83. This is Not Our Fate KindreTurnany

82. Poker Face tanwencooper

81. A Moon Among Inferior Stars Nanoochka

80. Remedy For Memory aerowyn

79. And I Built a Home ionsquare

78. Knot the Average Alpha blacktofade

77. Possibly I Like The Thrill Of Under Me You stilinskisparkles 

76. Into Dust melfice

75. Sourwolf Candy relenafanel

74. Might as well give in Hepzheba

73. Double Negatives (Resolve to a Positive) coffeeinallcaps

72. petals in my pocket Lion_ness

71. Muffins As A Declaration Of Intent JenNova

70. A Hawk From A Handsaw asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)

69. Uncover the Endless Hours BarlowGirl

68.But The World Won’t Stop Turning thepsychicclam

67. Just a Little Hocus Pocus secondstar

66. Navigating This Space Between Us Omni

65. Between the Stacks dinglehoppersaplenty

64.Dancing (With Another Man) perksofbeingaiko

63. The Pull of the Tide miss_aphelion

62. This Time With Feeling Crimson1

61.Eat, Knot, Love pandabomb

60. That Unfortunate Situation 74days

59. A Mating Moon unpossible

58. Stiles’s Story Time trilliath

57.Like Heaven Catching Lighting weathervaanes

56.Carry My Body Safe to Shore derekstilinski

55. Ad Astra Per Tentaculum morganoconner

54. What Forever Means To Us Green

53. Lovebitten LunaCanisLupus_22

52. Whisky Kiss nightfog

51. A (Sort of) Fairytale briecheesie

50.Lonely Talents derekstilinski

49. Lead Me Home Circe6

48. Give Me Back My Bones (maybe then we’ll talk) kariye

47. Stand Fast in Your Enchantments DevilDoll

46. Out of His League Scikopathik

45. Moon Dogs popfly

44. Bubbles always_addicted

43. Bonding for Beginners Ember

42. Cirque de la Lune Circe6

41. Enemy Lines qhuinn

40. Dating Backwards RemainNameless

39. You Left Me Alone in the Dark  secondstar

38. Historically Inaccurate asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)

37. Acacia Honeymoon Hotel blue_fjords

36. Amor Fati alocalband

35. A Pirate’s Life For Me Hepzheba

34. All I Want is The Taste That Your Lips Allow ionsquare

33. Sense of Home siny

32. Christmas Lights thepsychicclam

31. A W A K E N I N G qhuinn 

30. Divided We Stand KouriArashi

29. Starts with “F”, Ends with “U” RemainNameless

28.Dude, Werewolves mysecretashes

27. Beacon Hills, I Love You pokingbeauty 

26. Endure and Survive (To the Edge of the Universe and Back) blindinglights

25. You Can Call Me What You Want secondstar

24. But, Doctor stilinskisparkles

23. Glasses, Coins, and Golden Rings nubianamy

22. Circle Yes or No blacktofade

21. On Building A Family From the Ground Up itschristaleigh

20. Living With Lycanthropy WhoNatural

19. we’re all together in the same robot (in life) kellifer_fic

18. The Outside World Starts To Fade Away ionsquare

17. Missed Deadlines aerowyn

16. Pretty Melody thepsychicclam

15. monster at the end of the book kellifer_fic

14. the well of living waters kalpurnia

13. Hold the Door Hatteress

12. Sugarplums thepsychicclam

11. Worth the Wait to Give You My Heart secondstar

10. Snow Place Like Home blacktofade

9. A Wildness Warily Awakened Etharei

8. Unbroken Piscaria

7. Nothing Short Of Perfect GotTheSilver

6. Silver Bells and Open Fire Hepzheba

5. Where The Inevitable Isn’t Survivah

4. Released (From Behind These Lines) weathervaanes

3. My Taco Sparkles butyoureyessaidyes

2. Versus secondstar

1. heart as black as night thepsychicclam

The "This season is probs going to kill me. I need fluffy fics ASAP" fic rec list!

How about that episode last night huh? Still not over it. Anyways. Here’s some fluffy fics to get you through the next week, before our hearts are shattered once again by Stiles going crazy. Thanks Jeff Davis.

Your own Personal Jarvis (7845: T)

Derek is rich. Stiles is his butler. Stiles is a really shitty butler but Derek keeps him around for kicks. (…because he’s secretly in love with him.)

IKEA for Beginners (1795: G)

The pack takes a trip to IKEA. Stiles slowly loses his mind.

Out of his League (11040: E)

Derek’s going to be the best ballplayer ever, if Stiles doesn’t kill him first. Or vice versa.

In which Stiles is a personal trainer, and Derek is the shortstop for the LA Dodgers.

Here Comes the Sun (4034: G)

Derek was so busy wondering how he was going to take care of his pack all on his own, he didn’t realize he wasn’t on his own anymore.

That Secret They all Know (20461: E)

Somewhere, somehow, along the line, Stiles went from being the human sidekick of his stupid beta, to someone he gives lifts to when there’s torrential rain, to being the one who sleeps beside him on the couch.

And god help him, but, for some reason he REALLY can’t figure out - he doesn’t seem to be doing much to stop this from happening.

Hitting the Motherlode (3856: T)

There’s been a weird current around the school ever since the night of the rave. It’s an underlying message weaving around the corridors that says in quiet, hushed whispers, “Don’t mess with Stilinski or two of the hottest kids in school will kick your ass.”

(or, “5 times Stiles was oblivious that he was being the pack mom and 1 time Derek made him enjoy it more than he should.”)

Lovebitten (10367: M)

The one where Derek gets bitten by a lovebug and Stiles is the first person he lays eyes on. Hilarity ensues.

Thrill, Like White-Hot Wire (4134: M)

Stiles decides that Derek is his new best friend and that he is going to marry him the day he shares his dinosaur chicken nuggets with him.

Coming Home (22597: M)

An AU in which Derek works for the sheriff’s department, Stiles is a single father, and Laura lives to drive her brother up the wall.

Enamor Me (3417: G)

  1. Appreciate him without sounding patronizing. Somehow. Refrain from smacking him.
  2. Make him laugh. Don’t do this at someone else’s expense. Maybe at your own.
  3. Be seen with him. Show him you’re willing to be seen in public associating with him.
  4. Initiate conversation - show you want to talk to him. Do not allow him to think you just want something from him. Even if you do.
  5. Feed him. Not junk food. Show you can provide for him?

Isaac had added (un)helpful additions, such as ’Don’t leave dead animals on his porch!’ in response to number five, underlining ’Don’t do this at someone else’s expense’ twice, and ’Why are you writing a list to yourself in second person? The fact you want Stiles is your worst kept secret’.