Joly: Space facts!!! Space! Space is so so so cool!

Bossuet: Joly?

Joly: Did you know that neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations a second?

Bossuet: Joly.

Joly: And 99% of the solar system’s mass is the sun!

Bossuet: Joooly…

Joly: Oh, uh. Yeah?

Bossuet: They asked about Chetta.

Joly: Oh! Yeah! Musichetta is our girlfriend and we love her.

Joly: Also, she’s at work right now, unfortunately. We’ll see her later though.

Bossuet: Yes! And hopefully you will too.

List of Insults
  • Irrational pinecone
  • Red light that keeps stopping me specifically when I’m late for something really important
  • Easy-bake oven
  • A Wet sock
  • Little piece of bark in my shoe
  • “Long lasting” gum that actually only lasts like 10 minutes
  • Yellow sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
  • Lays Bag of “chips” that ends up being 95% air
  • Itchy sweater that I have to take off because the itchiness is too annoying but when I take off I can still feel the itchiness
  • Ketchup- specifically the kind that’s all weird and watery because you forgot to shake it
  • Expired coupon
  • Yelling, screaming, crying baby on a plane who won’t shut up and the mother literally doesn’t care
  • Overdraft bank fee
  • Unnecessary movie sequel that is terrible but I still have to see because there haven’t been any updates to the series in so long and I’m desperate for anything
  • Wobbly chair that I have to keep just right otherwise it makes a huge noise if I move and the whole class looks in my direction like woa did someone die
  • Ever so annoying spam emails
  • Inconvenient fire drill
  • Really cold bowl of soup that takes multiple attempts in the microwave to actually heat up
  • Distractingly wobbly table when I’m trying to write a nice letter in my best handwriting
  • Oh by the way you should read the first letter of every insult you absolute dork

Hi there everyone!

This entire week has been a blast, but the time has come for us to close submissions.

We want to extend a heartfelt THANK YOU to all the participants! We couldn’t have done this without you. This event became much larger than we could have ever predicted, making it’s way to all corners of the globe, and we know we had tons of fun with it!

Let’s take a look at some submission totals:

Total (tumblr): 341  ||  Total (Ao3): 66  ||  Total (twitter): 106

Tumblr: Fanart: 228  ||  Fanfic: 99  ||  Graphic: 3  ||  Cosplay: 4  ||  Other: 7

Twitter: Fanart: 76  ||  Fanfic: 23  || Graphic: 1  ||  Cosplay: 2  ||  Other: 4

As you can see, we had quite a few submissions! Thank you everyone! Before we finish closing up the Week, the Moderator Team wanted to share some personal words.

Nathan/@sachiro: The first thing I’d like to express is how truly grateful I am to everyone who participated. It’s been such a joy each and every day to see people challenging themselves and pushing themselves outside of their comfort zones to create new works. I can’t even express how happy I’ve been at seeing every single submission. I applaud the bravery of every participant, and especially those who have never posted anything NSFW before, for coming out of your shells and allowing us to bask in your skills! And to the mods, this Week has been crazy hectic but I’m so thankful for all of you and the efforts you’ve put into making this event a reality. I couldn’t have done it without all of you. See you all next level!!

Seda/@rinsuokah: NSFW Victuuri Week is officially over. It was an amazing and successful event. I had so much fun (and nosebleeds) during the whole event. I want to thank all participants who were spicing up our event with their amazing fanworks. We’re blessed for having such talented people in our fandom. Hope to meet you all during second edition of NSFW Victuuri Week! Much love for you all~

Vicky/@rinmatsuoka: We’ve made it to the end, and it has been one hell of a ride! We can all extend our thanks in words, but it will never amount to how truly grateful we all are for everything our participants have contributed! It’s always such a blessing to see how excited the fandom is to join in events that celebrate the amazing ship that is, Victor and Yuuri. Thank you to all who participated! Be it in contributing, or supporting those who did contribute, and those who supported us in getting the word out! Every single one of you made this event possible! Stay strong my darlings, we’ll be back before you know it and we look forward to seeing all of you again real soon! ♥️

Nad/@oizumi: Hello! Nad is here. I just wanna say thank you to all of you who participate and thank you for making this event alive 😂 and for mods, I love you guys so much (even tho recently I’m not very active and dont contribute much bc life hit me, I’m so sorry….) you guys are the best mod ever!! Once again, THANK U EVERYONE 💖💖

Ally/@yuurinikiforov: It’s been a wild ride, pun intended, but we’ve reached the end. I’m constantly amazed by this fandom and their love and creativity. Honestly, I expected a very small event, but we got so many people participating. It’s truly moved me. I also had the blessing of running our Twitter and, guys, there was so much love spread. We received a few comments from the Japanese fandom complimenting all of you, both on Twitter and Tumblr. I’m honored to help everyone share their talents. We’ll be back before you know it, I promise. Until NEXT LEVEL, keep being amazing.

The Week was far more successful than we ever could have imagined! We’re grateful to each and every one of you who participated and all of you who showed your support for the entries. Parting is sad, but don’t worry - it’s only temporary!

We’re happy to announce our main event, @victuuri-week 2018 dates! We’ll see you all in the run up to the Winter Olympics, January 31st through February 7th! Follow us there for more announcements in the future!


Sean and Robin

Hi Sean! Hi Robin! I just wanted to say that you two did an excellent job on the Anti video. It was awesome and I can’t wait to see how the rest of this adventure goes!

Robin, you have done an amazing job on editing not only the Anti videos, but Sean’s other videos as well. You don’t seem to get the credit you deserve for all that you’ve done, but we love you and your work!(Que applause/cheering/whistles)

Sean, you have been so awesome during this whole thing. From Anti’s first appearance to having the community flipping their shit, you have been so great at listening to us theorize and make headcanons about Anti and taking them into account. You incorporated these theories and hcs into your Anti videos and appearances and it’s all just sO GOOD!

I really appreciate you guys for putting the effort you do into these events. They’re such a fun thing for the Septic Family to bond over. I call the community a family because that’s what we are. And as main pillars of this family, you two have done your part so well. You listened to us (even when we didnt listen to you). You communicated with us (even when we made no sense and were just screaming hysterically).

I love you guys,

@pixlpit @therealjacksepticeye