but if sherlock went to hogwarts, you bet he and mcgonagall had the biggest love/hate relationship

she sets him detention at least three times a week because he says things like “you’re a waste of oxygen” to some first year that makes him drop his books on accident in the corridor or because he almost blows up her classroom when he gets bored and he starts casting dangerous, explosive spells when he finishes his work

regardless of all this, she does everything and anything to advance him to a fifth year transfiguration class because he keeps whinging about how bloody easy this third year work is and that he’s not an idiot and his brain cells are decreasing in numbers as he hears this kid next to him trying to complete the task he finished a half hour ago

and sometimes sherlock just creeps down from the ravenclaw tower at like three in the fucking morning just to knock at her door and wave around evidence, because hah! i fucking told you there was a flaw in this technique! and mcgo knows she should give him detention for being out past curfew but she’s just too busy trying to hide her pride and fussing over the fact that he hasn’t slept for the last two days

and because mcgonagall bumped sherlock up to fifth year transfig, he gets seated at the back of her class with gryffindor team captain john watson, who mcgonagall is fond of, too, but not nearly as much as she’s fond of sherlock

and she knows he and sherlock will get along and she needs sherlock to befriend someone responsible like john watson, someone that will tell him to slow down when he’s racing ahead far too fast for even his brain to handle, someone to nag at him to eat a proper meal every once in a while and chide him to sleep somewhat regularly. and she’s just concerned for sherlock because for the three years he’s been there, he’s never seemed to have made any proper friends, and he’s been going through this entire “i’m a high functioning sociopath” phase (it’s NOT a phase, professor! it’s who i am!)

and john and sherlock get along wonderfully, and soon it’s almost as if they’re one person. mcgonagall is pleased when she finds out they’ve become inseparable and even more so when the news starts to spread like wildfire: john watson and sherlock holmes are dating

and everyone claims that mycroft holmes was their favourite, when they’re all a tad older and mycroft’s minister for magic and sherlock’s a consulting auror and john his partner in crime and an excellent healer, but mcgonagall is firm with her preference for sherlock holmes, ever since that arrogant boy sat down in her class and challenged her knowledge of her own subject

and years later, she’s the very first person sherlock puts on the guest list for his and john’s wedding, because god knows how much she’s done for him

just mcgonagall loving a kid as much as she loved the marauders, and that kid driving her mad and that kid being sherlock holmes dammit

if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him

A Good and Lovely Detention

Snape: *looks up from grading papers* Miss Lovegood, what are you doing?

Luna: I am scrubbing the cauldrons clean, sir.

Snape: *clenches teeth* Yes, I can see that, Miss Lovegood. What confuses me is why you are scrubbing them with a scouring pad and not the toothbrush I provided you with when you arrived. Where did you even get that thing?

Luna: I had it in my bag, sir. I brought it with me.

Snape: How did you know to bring a scouring pad with you? I hadn’t even decided that I would have you cleaning cauldrons until earlier this evening…

Luna: Oh, I always carry a scouring pad with me, sir.

Snape: …You are saying, Miss Lovegood, that you consistently carry a rough sponge with you?

Luna: Yes, sir.

Snape: …At all times.

Luna: Yes, sir.

Snape: …You’re still supposed to be using the toothbrush, Miss Lovegood. Those were my instructions.

Luna: Actually, sir, your instructions were to not use magic, and then you handed me the toothbrush, thus insinuating that would be what I should use. However, I have this scouring pad, and so I opted to use it, instead. It is making it much easier to clean these cauldrons, you know. I am glad I had it with me. My mother always said, ‘Luna, you always carry one of these with you, no matter what, because messes are everywhere!’ And she was very right, sir. These cauldrons are filthy!

Snape: Just what exactly does your mother do, Miss Lovegood…?

Luna: My mother is dead, sir. 

Snape: ………..

Luna: *looks at scouring pad fondly*  

Snape: ……….Carry on, Miss Lovegood. 

*goes back to grading papers and sees that the next essay belongs to Harry James Potter* *puts it at bottom of pile to face at a later time, unable to viciously grade* *questions life*

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Just joining the Anti hype. *internally screaming*

@therealjacksepticeye I’m loving your playthrough of Detention, btw.

anonymous asked:

I am absolutely in love with the 'Detention with Dumbledore' series; especially when Drarry make an appearance! Love the progression between the two and always hope that there will be more the following week (though I'm always satisfied with your content). Thank you so much for all the videos. You are all such amazing people and watching you each week gives me a reason to work through everything. (Matti is brilliant at portraying Draco, btw!) ❤️

We’re so glad you enjoy the (kind of ish) story we’re trying to tell!! Thank you so much!









anonymous asked:

Do you have a mobile master list?



Let out the beast (M)
A day full of surprises (M)
Make me look like a princess
Working together
Young love


A love to creep (M)
Detention: Part 1 (M) | Part 2
It’s getting rather cloudy 
Gone (M)
Friends with benefits (ft. J-Hope) (M)
Personal school guide: Part 1 | Part 2
Mr. Perfect (M)


Taking care of each other
Friends with benefits (ft. Suga) (M)
Just like a swan
Sleep well
Game night
Boyfriend material
Parting ways

Rap Monster: 

Boy you came in like a hurricane
Scarlett (M)
You’re a little sick
Full moon: Part 1 | Part 2


Not that tough anymore
Tough love
Teacher let me fall in love
Let’s begin, shall we?
Seduced (M)
Every night (M)
Fun times
Mood change (M)
Dance for you (M)
Masquerade (M)
Bloommate (M)
Feast (M)
Back to you
Who’s the Boss now? (M)


Birthday boy
Save a heart
Endless love
You like me too?


You’re mine (M)
Hush baby (M)
Secrecy and group projects
Late night case (M)
I need u
King and queen
Anonymous (M)
Counting down the days: Part 1
Play with me (M)
Bait (M)
Guest of mine: Part 1



‘If you walk out that door, you’re no longer one of us. You’ll be one of them and that means I’ll treat you like one of them.


‘For some reason, I’m attracted to you.’
‘Oh my God. You’re in love with her.’
‘Quick, hide behind the sofa!’
[8.Getting a pet | 14.Neck kisses | 27.Eating out]
[4.First morning together | 7.Moving in together]


[11.Making out | 14.Neck kisses | 22.Pure love making]


‘I left everything for this, I left it all…for you!’
“I’ve been checking you out.” 
“What have you done with my pills? I need them!” 
“Hold my hand dammit, we gotta make this look convincing!” 
[13.Lap dances | 16.Breath play | 21.Make-up sex] 
[1. Confessing | 26. Vehicle sex] 
[9.Playing video games | 21.Make-up sex] 
[1. Confessing | 5. Holding hands] 
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”


[9.Playing video games | 1.Confessing | 2. First kiss]


‘Twins? We’re…we’re having twins?!’
“Please don’t argue. You have to leave right now, you aren’t safe here.”
“Come over here and make me.”
“You need to wake up, because I can’t do this without you.”
“H-how long have you been standing there?”
“A boy needs his father.”
[1. Confessing | 2. First kiss]
[13.Lap dances | 14.Neck kisses]
[11.Making out]
“Go on, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.”


Jin | Suga | J-Hope | Rap Monster | Jimin | V | Jungkook


Jin | Suga | J-Hope | Rap Monster | Jimin | V | Jungkook


Alright so there’s just been a ton of people asking for my masterlists, and I know that being on mobile makes it difficult to find the lists, sooo I decided to put all of my scenarios here on this post for all the groups I’ve written for just to make things easier. 

Also, just for future reference, if you’re on mobile, you can go to the “search” on my blog & type in the member’s name you’re looking for + “scenario” and all the things I’ve written for that member should come up [ex woohyun scenario”]

And if you’re ever looking for this masterlist, it should come up when you search “masterlist”

Alright, have a nice day, and I hope you enjoy reading~

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It pains me to think that I haven’t written in forever. 

Maybe a kinda sad one shot where you admit to Hermione(your best friend) that you’re in love with Draco? You’re far too scared to say anything to him because he’s so mean to you and your friends. Eventually he finds out and something good comes out of it? You can decide how it ends! Hope that was enough detail. :) -Anonymous

The Forbidden Forest was a dark place where creatures lurked during the night. You and your best friends Hermione, Ron, and Harry got into a bit of a mess with Draco while the four of you were sneaking out to visit  Hagrid. After curfew.

Draco being Draco, reported forthwith to Professor Mcgonagall and Professor Snape leading to your detention in the forbidden forest. Seeing as Draco was also awake after curfew, he too had received punishment. 30 points were taken from Gryffindor where as Proffesor snape only took 10 for Slytherin. 

It reminded you of your first year except this time Professor Mcgonagall had your detention during the day.

“I can’t believe I’m stuck with these mudbloods in Detention” Draco snarled, arms crossed “Wait, til’ my father hears about this”

Draco wasn’t fond of you. He made sure your life was miserable ever since you became friends with Gryffindors. Not just any Gryffindors, The Golden Trio. He did not understand how a pureblood Slytherin could be friends with someone like Hermione Granger. You thought he was being idiotic. Our blood status doesn’t define who we are. 

“Honestly, doesn’t his father get tired of his complaints” Mione muttered under her breath. You bit your lip to suppress your giggles. Draco can be a total arsehole but you loved him. How much you wanted to know him. His eyes, his hair and his personality. You were and have always been attracted to bad boys. 

Except this bad boy despised your very existence. It was better to hide away your feelings….

“You’ll be collecting potion ingredients for Professor Snape in the forbidden forest” Filch instructed “Split into two groups. 1 group of 3 boys the other group of 2 girls. You have two hours…Now get going!” 

Ron protested about having two girls alone in the forbidden forest but Filch simply ignored him. With  sigh, all five of you dispersed to find what you needed. 

“Goodluck finding anything, mudblood…traitor” Draco spat looking between Hermione and you, before walking over the other way. Harry and Ron gave sympathetic looks before following Malfoy. 

“I can’t stand him, (Y/N)” Hermione groaned as you walked through. A few minutes passed by as you kept picking up newts and frogs whilst Mione picked up items that were less disgusting. You didn’t mind that she was like that. 

What was annoying is that she kept complaining about Draco ratting you out and losing house points. 

“I mean…come on! he’s a foul little cockroach, isn’t he?” She kept muttering as she still picked up ingredients. 

“I don’t think he does these things on purpose…” You said, truthfully. You always thought he was just obligated to act like this due to his family having a reputation of being prestigious purebloods. You’ve always known what that was like. That’s why you kept being friends with the trio from your parents. Who knows what they’ll do to you! 

“Of course he does this on purpose” Mione fumed, dropping the porcupine quills she had “It’s a way to expand his ego” 

You could tell she was indignant with the situation.

You sighed taking a seat on a big rock, staring down at the path hill. Hermione noticed you weren’t acting like yourself. She sat down next to you, pulling you in for a side hug. 

“What’s wrong?” Hermione asked, looking at you intently “You could tell me anything you, know? You’re my best friend”. It’s times like these where you realize you are so lucky to have people like Mione in your life. Muggle-born or not.

You closed your eyes, taking a deep breath. Here goes…

“During our second year, Draco became the Seeker for slytherin. Do you remember that?” She gave a quick nod, a bit confused as to why you were talking about him.

“And you wanted me to watch the Quidditch match for Slytherin versus Griffyndor?”

“Of course I remember. You said you didn’t want to go. Although it was quite strange of you to even say that considering your love for quidditch that even detention won’t stop you from going” Hermione rambled on. She still couldn’t understand. You hope she would in an instant.

“I just couldn’t stand seeing him get hurt” You whispered, fiddling with your thumbs. 

“Hurt? you always see people get hurt in these games and I haven’t seen you get affected by it. Not even Harry…what are you—” She trailed off, realization hitting her. She turned to face you. A horrid expression on her face. 

“You didn’t go because…you couldn’t watch. You couldn’t watch him get hurt….because you like him…” Mione blinked, slowly processing. 

You stared blankly at the ground. Everything’s different now that she knows that you fancy her enemy. 

“We’re switching partners” A voice spoke from behind you, startling both you and Hermione. You turn your head, seeing that same blonde hair and blue eyes you fell in love with the moment you saw each other. Sad enough as it is. You could never tell him. 

“And why on earth will I do that?” Hermione snapped, glaring at him.

“I didn’t mean you” Draco rolled his eyes, annoyance clear in his voice. Your brows knitted together in confusion, staring at him. Odd. 

“Not happening” your best friend, folded her arms across her chest. Harry and Ron appeared from behind Draco, panting exhaustively. 

“Please, Mione” Harry begged, breathing heavily. ’Poor harry’ You thought.

Seeing as they really needed her, Hermione gave you a sorry look. 

“I’m so sorry, (Y/N)”

“I’ll be fine” You smiled, your gaze not leaving her until they left. You stared down the path hill again. You felt someone sit beside you, his arm sliding next to yours. You stiffened a bit, making sure you kept your composure.  

“How can you be around that filthy mudblood” Draco asked, disgust evident in his voice. No one should be called that. Especially Hermione. 

“She’s my best friend” You turned angrily to face him “You wouldn’t understand.” 

“Are you insinuating I don’t have friends” Draco raised his eyebrows, staring back at you. 

“I’m insinuating that you wouldn’t know what real friendship is” You grinned bitterly. 

Real friendship my arse ” He huffed. You shook your head looking down, deciding to drop this conversation. How did you even manage to be with him for this long. That was a new record. 

“What did your parents think of it?” His voice spoke silently. As if he would break if it gets any louder. 

“They…don’t know” You answered, almost incoherently “Can we just set muggle-born friends and my parents aside..please” Your parents were a subject that you were not comfortable mentioning in a conversation. 

“So…you like me” Draco chuckled, moving a bit closer to you. Your eyes widen in shock, your body frozen in place. Oh no. 

“I don’t know what you’re talking about” You voice shook. You felt him take your chin in his hand, forcing you look at him. You stare into each other’s eyes. No words spoken. Just the glimmer in your eyes made it seem more intense. 

“I care about you too” He whispered before connecting your lips. You sighed, melting into the kiss. You never thought you’d actually get to do this. He hated you, he made it clear her did. But now you know what it all meant. This boy will be the death of you.

You pulled away, breathless. Draco smiled pecking you again and again. You giggled but stopped him, immediately.

“What?” He asked. 

You shook your head, kissing his cheek before you stood up. You looked down on him, smirking devilishly. 

“You can’t kiss me….unless you apologize to my best friend” 

Draco groaned. trying to grab your arms but you were quick enough to step back. 

“I’ll see you later” You laughed, running off in the other direction. 

This will be one weird school year. 

giant fic rec (updated 7/6/15)

All chaptered stories are complete unless stated otherwise. If there is a chaptered story linked to livejournal, I have not provided links to every single chapter, only the first chapter. The rest of the chapters can be found on the author’s journal (usually easily found in their masterlist if they have one). Most aren’t in any particular order (but I will put my favorite chaptered stories at the top). Anything with a heart next to it is an absolute must read. I tried to put genres and warnings on all that needed them, but some of these are very old and I don’t have time to read every single one of them again, so I’m sorry if I miss something! I’ll be updating this frequently^^

Fandoms listed (in this order): SHINee, VIXX, DBSK, Super Junior, Infinite, BTS, Marvel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Free!, Attack on Titan

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So I accidentally deleted my masterlist, but i decided to repost it!

Shuttle 75 (Ashton)

Summer of ‘69 (Michael)



Soccer Player

Aquarium date

Neighbor calum

Cuddling (2)


Soulmate au


Nose kissing


Basball player

How he tells you he loves you


You’re a lacrosse player


Please Take Me Home

Tattoo Artist

Funny faces



How he takes care of you when you’re sick

Daddy Ashton(its fluff get your mind out of the gutter)

Long way home

Late night

forehead kisses



Lazy Days

He likes you and youre friends

Sitting beside him in class

Boxing day

Fans (idk what to call this)



Young God (smut)

soulmate au


“time passes slower when I’m with you” (prompt)

Inked 2 3 4 5 *smut*67


You’re short (muke/4)

Hogwarts Au(Fluff)

Wearing something of his (4/4)

Hogwarts Au p.2(smut, well kind of)

Beach day (Cashton/4)

Youre Flexible(Lashton/4)

Mornings (4/4)

Photograph (4/4)

Random little blurbs(Writen by me and others)

high school 5sos

love her when she is full,
love her when she is unwashed hair,
love her when she is jeans too long, shirts too small,
love her when she is toothpaste running over her clothes
love her when she is missed meetings and deadlines,
love her when she is spitting fire and acid.
lobe her when she tells you she likes girls or likes no one.

love him when he is gangly,
love him when he is all knees and elbows,
love him when he is justified tears,
love him when he is just a boy in a man’s world,
love him when he is detentions and missed opportunities,
love him when he is ripped jeans and long sleeve,
love him when he tells you he likes boys or likes no one.

love them when they tell you they are neither he nor she,
love them when they are fireworks on good days and ripped cardboard on bad ones,
love them when they are not society’s image of perfect,
love them when they tell you “i am a person too
love them when they are called ‘sir’ or 'madam’ and don’t correct,
love them when they are protest rallies in human skin
love them when they tell you they like boys, girls, everything in between or nobody at all.”

love them all when they are exactly as them were meant to be.


itslisaaa  asked:

since you're a film hoe do you have any recommendations of psychological thrillers with big twists? I live for that shit

ofc. 10 cloverfield lane, prisoners, side effects, the one i love, the orphanage, you’re next, detention, coherence, memento, high tension, the others, crimson peak, the cabin in the woods, right at your door, moon, the uninvited (2008), vanilla sky, the duke of burgundy, the girl with the dragon tattoo, enemy, the guest, sound of my voice, the skeleton key, the devil’s backbone, seven psychopaths, under the skin, fight club, sicario, honeymoon, goodnight mommy, silent house, primer. i feel like i’m missing some even though i listed way too many already

shutter island too (thanks anon)