love ya torres

in light of tonight’s Events who are the players that everyone thinks is attractive but you just dont see it

Calzona relationship

Arizona: hey you cryin pretty lady why you in a bathroom cryin people talk about you being a lesbian but thats okay cause we’re gonna kiss now

Callie: what more women i have to date more women

Arizona: we cool

Callie: oh wait I like this

Arizona: uhoh I can’t date you you’re a baby lesbian

Callie: ayo i dated a woman once ( if you can consider hahn a woman )lol 

Arizona: … bye

Callie: HEY LISTEN I WANNA TAKE YOU TO DINNER

Arizona: …ummm okay fineee

Callie: oh wait one second, lets just have a talk about my dad

Arizona: lol i saw him attack mark lol 

Callie: yeahhhhhhh bout dat

Arizona: I got this 

Arizona: yo I’m the daughter of a guy who taught me good things

Papa Torres: cool 

Arizona:  I love ya bby girl

Papa Torres: also cool

Arizona: I protect the things I love

Papa Torres: aww this is nice

Papa Torres: also, Callie bby you no more have money 

Callie: jkadfhgldskhgfjdsljasdgjkhfkadslsakjf (spanish)

Arizona: idk wtf you saying bby lemmie get markie

Mark:I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING PLEASE TELL US

Callie: UGH IM MORE POOR NOW 

Arizona: its aight

Arizona: Lets go on a date cause I’m your girlfriend

Callie: ugh this is bad lets NOT DATE CAUSE YOU RICH

Arizona: oh what? 

Callie: I CANT EVEN ORDER SALAD 

Arizona: thats cool we can have sammiches 

Callie: you don’t like dem

Arizona: I like the chick who has dem

Callie: cool cool 

Callie: WAIT we don’t like sammiches at all lets eat pizza

Arizona: kay

Callie: we have sex with the pizza in the bed

Arizona: GOOD IDEA

Papa Torres: come here Callie-pie

Callie: yes how is genovia? 

Papa Torres: good good, lets talk about this gay thing. here is a priest. he will fix you. 

Callie: jesus jesus jesus 

Papa Torres: jesus jesus jesus 

Priest: umm…this isn’t working maybe we should try-

Papa Torres: WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME

Callie: YOU CANT PRAY AWAY DA GAY

Callie: I’m gonna go home now

Papa Torres: wait a minute its okay you can be gay now

Callie: aww thanks dad

Papa Torres: can you make babies

Callie: well we can buy some baby making stuff i’m obsessed with babies obviously ill have some

Papa Torres: aww good your mom will hate this but i’ll tell her anyway

Callie: thanks pa

Callie: I want a baby some hot girl wrote her number on my hand and now I wanna call her

Arizona: oh okay me no want those they gross

Callie: please i cry all the time about it please

Arizona: no, but I’ll unselfishly let you go to follow your dreams because i love you so much wah hug me lets cry together

Callie: what now

Arizona: we see each other at work

Arizona: we’ll probably make out in the elevator

Arizona: and then you’ll hate me for a little bit

Callie: lol okay bby

Arizona: no for real stop being a bitch to me and i’ll stop being a bitch to you

Callie: NO

Arizona: WELL WE’RE STUCK IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A SCARED LITTLE GIRL NOW SO LETS BE NICE

Callie: oh right. ima sing to the little princess

Arizona: i’m so scared

Callie: Arizona is so pretty she has a super magic smile

Arizona: heyyy here it is girlll smilinnn away

Callie: okay good lets gtfo of here gun man deady

Arizona: wait bby

Callie: we don’t need no babies we gots each others

Arizona: nahh lets have 10 thousand babies i want them all i love you pretty woman 

Callie: YAY

Arizona: ALSO, I’m going to africa

Callie: for real dough? 

Arizona: yeah you comeee broom broom

Callie: okay okay this will be fun

Callie: mark I don’t want to go

Mark: tell her that

Callie: no i’ll play pretend

Arizona: lalala getting on the plane fulfilling my dreams

Callie: wait lets not

Arizona: why you so passive aggressive 

Callie: sorry bub

Arizona: k you stay here

Callie: but then we’ll break up

Arizona: well we’re already screaming in the middle of an airport soooo 

Callie: UGH DONT YOU DARE

Arizona: bye pretty lady

Callie: I’m gonna cry forever

Cristina: let me give you a hair do

Callie: this is a great idea

Callie: this was a terrible idea

Cristina: oops

Mark: you need some sexual sorbet

Callie: good idea, and lets not use a condom 

Callie: aw man why did I do that. 

Arizona: i miss you omg my voice is little and cute and sore

Callie: Ima shut the door now

Callie: you slept outside

Arizona: no lol but i got back super early cause I’m smart

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Callie: i’m preggo my leggo ugh balls

Arizona: UGH FOR REAL

Arizona: SIT THE EFF DOWN MY BABIES IN THERE I DONT WANT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO MY BABY

Callie: your baby? 

Arizona: DID I STUTTER

Callie: okay okay you are forgiven lets have sex FINALLY

Callie: this is so exciting we gonna go on a trip

Arizona: I KNOW

Arizona: stop texting mark though

Callie: no

Arizona: i’m just gonna take this phone and throw it now

Callie: idiot i’m gonna obviously take off my seat belt and lean in the back while you’re driving cause i’m not a pregnant doctor or anything i don’t know this is a bad idea

Arizona: wait marry me

Callie: watch the road AZ bby

Arizona: marry me dough

Callie: ummm

Arizona: a truck came out of no where 

Mark: lol no you shoulda watched the road

Arizona: i will kill you

Mark: no you ain’t this babies momma

Arizona: LOL i’m gonna save it though cause it is my baby you man whore go fix some rich ladies face

Mark: ugh so right though

Arizona: wakeup i love you wakeup i love you wake up i love you i am me the universe and you

Callie: yes

Arizona: what

Callie: yeah

Arizona: what

Callie: I WILL MARRY YOU JESUS

Arizona: oh thats cool i’d just be happy with a hello though 

Callie: gimmie my baby

Arizona: no you needa wait a minute

Callie: gimmie

Arizona: WAIT

Callie: lets leave the hospital, but i don’t wanna get in the car

Arizona: its gonna be good you’ll wear a seat belt this time. we got this. 

Callie: why you always spending time with markie now

Arizona: ummm idk

Callie: STOP I WANNA HAVE SEX

Arizona: cool

Arizona: so now lets invite our parents over

Callie: my moms the worst though

Arizona: it’ll be okay we got a cute baby now old ladies love cute babies

Callie: okay

Callie’s mom: i’m a bitch and a homophobe

Callie: the weddings off

Bailey: STFU ima do the wedding cause I’m a boss

Callie: COOL 

Callie: i do

Arizona: i do

DJ: time for daddy baby dances now

Arizona: uhoh

Callie: its cool i’ll dance with mark he’s a dad now

Arizona: OKAY

Papa Torres: Here I yam! 

Callie: AWW DADDY! WHERES THE BITCH

Papa Torres: back in Genovia 

Callie awesome

Arizona: soo now my best friend is dead from childhood and I’m sad don’t ever leave me calliope

Callie: i would NEVER

Arizona: good ima take a plane now brb

Callie: ima lay on the bed in my sexy undies and wait for you 

Arizona: ou

Arizona: OW I CAN SEE MY BONE

Arizona: DON’T CUT OFF MY LEG 

Callie: i won't 

Callie: cut off the leg alex, i promised I would’t

Arizona: UGH CALLIE WHYD YOU SAVE MY LIFE

Callie: its okay bby you have undiagnosed PTSD 

Arizona: i peed myself

Callie: THERES NO WHERE ELSE TO GO

Arizona: ou i got a sexy new legg now

Callie: hey prosthetics are hot

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: okay 

Callie: is this good

Arizona: higher

Callie: here?

Arizona: did you forget how this works? 

Arizona: lets have a baby

Callie: good idea!

Arizona: i’m pregnant!

Callie: lemmie kiss the belly carrying the embryo cause I’m cute as hell

Arizona: oh no it died 

Callie: balls i missed it oh well lets try again

Arizona: no. 

Callie: ya

Arizona: NO I DONT WANT TO 

Arizona: hey doc 

Slutty Slut: lets do it

Arizona: my wifes hotter than you

Sluttly Slut: okay but its a black out i’m gonna pray on your insecurities and take advantage of you

Arizona: okay

Callie: hey Slutty slut why you wearing my wifes wedding ring

Callie: OH NO YOU DIDN'T 

Arizona: YOU DIDNT LOSE ANYTHING I DID

Callie: OMG BACK TO THE LEG

Arizona: NO LEGIT I LOST EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HATES ME MY BEST FRIEND DIED I LOST MY LEG I LOST A BABY YOU DON’T THINK IM HOT UGH MY LIFE 

Callie: whatever I’m taking the baby and bouncin

Arizona: LET ME SEE MY BABY

Sofia: hi mommaas

Arizona: hi i love you so much you mah fave

Callie: give her here, Malfoy. 

Arizona: i get her next week

Leah: hey Arizona you drunk now

Arizona: yupp nose booping and shiz

Leah: lets do it

Arizona: okay

Leah: last night was fun

Arizona: what

Callie: lets get back together my dads a dirty whore and convinced me to give you a chance

Arizona: okay i did it with leah though oopsies

Callie: ugh i can’t trust you ever

Arizona: sorry

Callie: okay so now theres a lawsuit on me? GREAT

Arizona: Callie WAIT I NEED YOU I LOVE YOU I MADE A MISTAKE IM SORRY 

Callie: okay, now we roller blade

Arizona: WAHOOOO

Callie: BABY TIME?! 

Arizona: OKAY WAIT I DONT WANT TO CARRY  IT

Callie: WAH I CANT CARRY A BABY BECAUSE I ALMOST DIED LAST TIME

Arizona: okay wanna do a SURROGACY 

Callie: GREAT IDEA

Arizona: I WANNA DO A NEW FELLOWSHIP

Callie: no

Arizona: please?

Callie: what about the baby?

Arizona:: sorry i wont

Callie: okay fine do it

Arizona: what is going on in my life

Callie: it’ll be good because I’m done with robot leg stuff atm 

Owen: look at all these people who need robot legs

Callie: no

Owen: I ORDER YOU TOO DO IT

Callie: Kay. 

Callie: omg we’ll be so busy we won’t even have any lives or food or anything lol

Arizona: lets wait a month?

Callie: WHAT THE EFF YOU DON’T WANT A BABY HOW CAN I TRUST YOU YOU ARE THE WORST YOU DONT WANT ONE THEN YOU DO THEN YOU DON’T THEN YOU DO THEN YOU CARRY ONE AND IT DIES AND THEN I CANT CARRY ONE AND NOW YOU DON’T WANT ONE

Arizona: …what?