love those jeans

No seriously what THE FUCK is up with dans new found confidence I love this boy so much he is so pretty everyday I wake up to new beautiful Dan pictures I am actually crying I can’t believe Dan Howell himself just decided “wow I’m going to actually just RUIN everybody on this trip” he’s just so good I love him so much I would die for Dan he really sat down and painted his nails glitter wow I’m truly in love he’s just so pretty and confident god I wish that were me

i had a flashback to the above exchange after reading the most recent tweets-

fuckin mr planned out practical and concise boy whiskey vs “uhhhhh idk sure ok sounds fun” tango

like whiskeys just “im gonna do things This Way Specifically because that is The Most Sensible and Works”

tango: im gonna wing it

whiskey: [short circuits] [cannot Deal w/tango’s casual approach to life] [steals last of the pie]

also bitty with the relatable content-

nova jeans.

everyone loves those city living jeans and i love super ripped denim so why not? I also shortened them so that they’re a smidge higher on the ankle and you can tuck your bodysuits and such in them. (not boots though so if you would like those let me know and i will post those separately) enjoy!

  • There’s 21 swatches– some from Jade @cupidjuice’s dream pop palette (of course), 2 from @citrontart‘s neutrals palette (of course x2), and one with a patch (as shown above)
  • should have its own thumbnail
  • base game compatible
  • please let me know if anything goes amiss with your game!


IMPORTANT UPDATE !!!!!: my dweeb ass botched something and the jeans didn’t show up at all in game! I fixed it all up so PLEASE redownload !!! it’s the same link as before, I just updated the package. Thank you and sorry for the inconvenience!!

i have a lot of trojans hcs so here some of those are

  • when news starts to really circulate about jean being on the team, there’s a few trash magazines that try to start rumors that he’s not mixing well with the rest of his teammates, but laila quickly puts an end to that with a series of instagram posts featuring jean braiding alvarez’s hair and one of the freshman backliners painting his nails and just having a wonderful time it’s v cute
  • jeremy didn’t learn how to ride a bike until his freshman year when alvarez made him learn so they could ride a tandem together
  • jeremy did learn how to ride a bike. but they also completely crashed the tandem.
  • laila’s hair is really short because halfway through freshman year, she decided to chop it all off and then she fell in love with having short hair and alvarez loves it a lot
  • jean brings some of the sophomores out for ice cream sometimes because when he first started at usc, they would bring him ice cream if they thought he was having a rough day
  • i’ve said it before and i’ll say it 1000 times more, jeremy knox totally loves anime, and always livetweets new episodes of his favorite ones
  • laila likes to longboard with jeremy, but alvarez and jean are no good at it and instead they sit down on spare skateboards some of the juniors have and race down hills together
  • laila uses the (ง'̀-‘́)ง face at least twice a day
  • alvarez has emojis next to everyone’s contact name
  • jeremy and alvarez are both cooking buddies and musical buddies and shoutout to this anon for giving me the idea that they have definitely performed tango: maureen together. also el tango de roxanne. if it’s a tango and it’s in a musical, they have sung/danced it together while in the middle of chopping vegetables
  • jean’s favorite musical that they’ve made him watch is the hannah montana movie westside story. laila’s is chicago
  • (jeremy’s favorite is moulin rouge and alvarez adores kinky boots)
  • jean can’t cook for shit and he once made cookies that were completely rock hard but the team still ate every last one because they love and support him
  • sometimes if they’re in the same town, alvarez & laila and renee & allison will go on double dates together and laila & allison will spend half the time gushing about how much they love their gfs
  • renee calls jean at least once a week and they talk about everything together they have the best friendship
  • alvarez, jean, one of the other goalkeepers, and a sophomore striker have a little bookclub, and they meet every couple of weeks at a little coffee shop where alvarez loves the tea and jean loves the tarts
  • i love them

A scientist and his assistant!

Chris sends him out to fetch supplies sometimes~



I never thought that you would be the one to hold my heart
But you came around
And you knocked me off the ground from the start

20 minutes into Game Theory and Chill and he gives you the look.

being 1000% serious, does anyone think there’s anything wrong or inappropriate with the outfit I’ve got on here? Blue skinny jeans, a white tshirt and white converses.

because this is the outfit I had on only minutes ago, because my Mum told me to get changed because my shirt was too short, my jeans are too skinny and too much of the shape of my tummy is on show which people won’t want to see.

I’m fat, yes. I have a belly, yes. I have wide hips and big thighs. But that doesn’t not fucking mean that I have to wear all black and wear baggy clothes to hide the bits that people might not consider attractive. I’m tired of being told that I can’t wear certain clothes (by my own family mostly!!!!) because I’m a ‘big girl’. Newsflash, big girls are still people, people who don’t have to fucking adhere to your fatphobic fashion ideas.