If LinkedIn were a dating app, I’d be swiping right all the time. There’s nothing quite like an educated man in a suit. If dating apps for sugar daddies, farmers, surfers, tall friends, spiritual singles, and pet people are a thing, there should be an app for well-dressed men too.
“What’s this?” “It’s latinum.” “I know it’s latinum. Why are you giving it to me?” “Yesterday I completed the Ferengi Attainment Ceremony. I’m an adult.” “Congratulations.” “Thank you.” “But that doesn’t explain this.” “According to Ferengi by-laws, section one oh five, subparagraph ten, upon reaching adulthood, Ferengi males must purchase an apprenticeship from a suitable role model. I choose you.”