love this dress

Loubna Meron

If LinkedIn were a dating app, I’d be swiping right all the time. There’s nothing quite like an educated man in a suit. If dating apps for sugar daddies, farmers, surfers, tall friends, spiritual singles, and pet people are a thing, there should be an app for well-dressed men too.


“What’s this?”
“It’s latinum.”
“I know it’s latinum. Why are you giving it to me?”
“Yesterday I completed the Ferengi Attainment Ceremony. I’m an adult.”
“Thank you.”
“But that doesn’t explain this.”
“According to Ferengi by-laws, section one oh five, subparagraph ten, upon reaching adulthood, Ferengi males must purchase an apprenticeship from a suitable role model. I choose you.”