love them dammit

Stingray Feeding Time
  • Me: Hi sweet nuggets! Time for dinner!
  • Cownose rays: *nom nom nom*
  • Me: Ok, this was great...
  • Rays: As is custom with our peoples, we must grant the provider of nomz a splash in the face
  • Me: Really, no, that's not necessa-
  • Rays: WE MUST. DO. THE SPLASHY SPLASH!!!

anonymous asked:

How would they 2ps react to their crush/ friend calling them a pervert? >▽<

2P!America: “You know you love me.” ;DDDDD

2P!China: “You make it too easy, babe…”

2P!England: “Who? Me? A pervert? Hehe, that must be a joke, yes…?~”

2P!France: “Tell me something new.”

2P!Russia: *sarcastic voice* “Whatever you say.”

2P!Italy: “Hm, maybe only for you.~”

2P!Germany: *teasing voice* “You haven’t seen anything yet, Schatz.”

2P!Japan: *smirks* “That may be so.”

2P!Canada: “So is that your way of acknowledging I like you?”

2P!Romano: “Oooooh, really?” *snickers* “What else am I?”

2P!Austria: *laughs* “I’m sure I was banished from heaven for the sin of lust in another life.”

2P!Prussia: “What?” *confused a’f expression* “I’m what? I-I’m sorry, did I say something to make you feel uncomfortable??” *worried*

  • <p> <b>Someone:</b> What do you mean these people are your "sons". They're older than you and you've never even met them.<p/><b>Me:</b> Did I fucking stutter? :)<p/></p>
reasons why i consider obitine 500% more tragic than anidala

well, first of all, we all clearly know where my preference lies. but what makes me sad about obitine is that they never would have ever had a chance. it’s one thing to have a summertime crush, when they were both still young and under qui gonn’s supervision. they could both pretend it was nothing, that their friendship was only that. a friendship of two lonely souls who are only spending time with each other for a year.

by the time they reunite, they’re both adults, both with their own responsibilities and their own lives to lead. they both know, no matter what they feel, a future is impossible, for a multitude of reasons. ben has firmly established himself in the jedi order, he has friends and people he needs to watch over, not to mention a recently graduated padawan he needs to keep his eye on. satine meanwhile, is a leader of her people, the forefront of a political movement, and the target of frequent attacks by rebels. they aren’t love sick teenagers who can allow themselves to wonder what it would be like to abandon all their duties to be together. they’re mature, they can’t allow themselves to think like that. 

and neither satine nor obi wan are the type of people who, even if they had remained in contact for their entire lives, would have tried to pursue this. they’ve both got this particular honor code, and more importantly, they know that allowing themselves to act on their feelings would be a bad idea for them both. both obi wan and satine would have to sacrifice a lot to be together, and they love each other too mention to want to take something away from each other. 

and then, satine is fridged. quite literally, she is killed for the sole purpose of causing obi wan anguish, of making him feel pain. she’s part of a revenge plot she shouldn’t have been. her only factor into it was that she loved obi wan, and he loved her, so much so that he would have literally abandoned all his ideals and changed his entire life for her. and because of that, because she’s loved by him, and because she loves him, she pays with her life. satine never should have died, and any hope of these two having any happy future dies with her. 

whilst anidala had their moments of sunshine, an opportunity for some measure of happiness, these two had nothing. any friendship they had was always tinged by heartaching feelings they could never act on, and satine’s memory is forever tainted by the fact that she was brutally slain because obi wan made the mistake to love her. and whether she’d lived, nothing could have come of their feelings, and they would have been nothing but “what might’ve beens” and longing glances and the occasional touches and buckets of heartbreak and regret

anidala was a relationship killed in its prime. obitine never really had a chance to begin

So first I get an update on “A Dance of Titans” yesterday (which was fantastic I was in heaven) from @thelucidlucy.

Then today, I get an update on “Overnight Sensation” by @greyjedireylo, “Dear Porcupine” by @judaas, AND @darth-ej updated “Demonology 101”.

This snowstorm has spoiled me with updates on some of my absolute fav Reylo fics. I’m so happy rn

Kagome forced us to go on a "Brother Bonding Trip"
  • Sesshomaru: My first girlfriend turned into the wind.
  • Inuyasha: That's rough buddy.
  • Inuyasha: .....
  • Inuyasha: Wait your first girlfriend was-!
  • Sesshomaru: *choking Inuyasha* speak of this and die.

HAPPY AKAKURO WEEK 2016!!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆