love the enemy

The Signs And How They Act Around Friends And Enemies

Aries w/ friends: Offensive jokes, funny, interesting
Aries w/ enemies: Bitch doesn’t even waste their breath on you you’re equivalent to dirt under their shoe
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Taurus w/ friends: Either serious or completely silly, goof ball
Taurus w/ enemies: Death glare, constantly bitching just loud enough for you to hear
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Gemini w/ friends: Inside jokes, dancing, smiling
Gemini w/ enemies: Constantly attacking you, will find every excuse as to why to argue
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Cancer w/ friends: Cute, nice, acts airheaded, v close
Cancer w/ enemies: Doesn’t even look at you, has a slightly intimidating stare
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Leo w/ friends: Extroverted, silly, does weird shit with you all the time
Leo w/ enemies: Probably doesn’t speak to you, mean, annoying
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Virgo w/ friends: Serious, caring, motherly, but can joke around once in a while
Virgo w/ enemies: Laughs at everything you do, bitches about you
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Libra w/ friends: Extremely nice, loving, supportive, helpful
Libra w/ enemies: Contradicts everything you say, pulls the “wow, you’re really annoying and dumb” eyebrow lift all the time
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Scorpio w/ friends: Open, calm, memes, talkative
Scorpio w/ enemies: Looks you up and down, can smell your fear, pulls disgusted faces at you
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Sagittarius w/ friends: Giggly, energetic, interesting
Sagittarius w/ enemies: Doesn’t make eye contact, but will cuss the fuck outta you on social media
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Capricorn w/ friends: Loud, narcissistic, flirty, witty
Capricorn w/ enemies: Straight up calls you out for everything with Gemini, is not afraid to fucking start shit with you
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Aquarius w/ friends: Open, laughing, memes, funny and cool
Aquarius w/ enemies: Either roasts the shit outta you, or death glares and bitches about you behind your back
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Pisces w/ friends: Silly, confused, extroverted, interesting
Pisces w/ enemies: Whispers about you, laughs at you with their friends

  • Jesus: You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? You therefore must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
  • Me: But he--
  • Me: But she--
  • Me: But they--
  • Me: But what if--
  • Jesus: Did I stutter?
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make way for three strong dudes and their small nerd friend whom i love very much even tho they nearly die at the sight of speedy mages

He is gonna have to start calling me “baby” more often 😊

1. Cause I love it when he does 😛 (which is rare😒)
2. Well cuz it’s good for my brain apparently 🙇🏻‍♀️💕

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a long and more heartfelt comic because i finished ep.263 and was overwhelmed by what an appalling father heizo hattori is, partially for the way he treated heiji and partially because he never apologised for it

it’s my eternal pain that shinichi isn’t more emotionally open with heiji at times like this so i’m taking things into my own hands

Jake Gyllenhaal is underappreciated.

This man is such an important human being. Watch interviews and observe how he interacts with the interviewer, he looks right into their eyes and actually ponders the questions he is asked. Jake chooses very diverse roles in films and gives a phenomenal performance each time, because he embraces that character and dedicates so much time to create an accurate portrayal. From being a bubble boy, to a troubled teen, to a sociopath, to a gay cowboy, to a widowed father. Jake Gyllenhaal never gives a disappointing performance. Watch how charming, respectful, witty, and polite he is. Watch how accepting he is, and how supportive he is. Look at the way his blue eyes light up when he talks about his family and how highly he speaks of each member, never once saying anything negative. Look at how he respectfully shuts interviewers down when they bring up sex scenes, and how he always comments on a woman’s personality before her body. Especially look at how he doesn’t act like he can get any girl he wants. Listen to his beautiful, genuine laugh. Think about how he always tries to be the best at everything he does. This is a man that would rather work alongside Robert Downey Jr. than win an award because gaining knowledge means he is successful, not recieving awards. This actor is slipping under everybody’s radar and I’m finding it quite beautiful because I get to embrace his excellence while everyone else is gawking over Channing Tatum’s body.