love the dare

  • Nickelodeon GUTS: Let's have kids' exercise in so many ways that Sportacus would be screaming
  • Double Dare: Listen up motherfuckers we're making THE ULTIMATE M E S S
  • Legends of the Hidden Temple: Ancient Mayan temples + inaccurate history + fucking up silver monkeys = profit
  • Figure it Out: Kids get prizes for confusing the hell out of celebrities and having a cool life
  • Nick Arcade: V I D E O G A M E S
  • Get the Picture: Look at this fucking screen and fight over connecting dots
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                          “ k i s s e d you on a dare. thought you were cute so i   kissed ya… i’d do it again.”
                            “i dare you to kiss me.”

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a blessed fancam.

The rasp, the passion, the guitar, his nose bopping the microphone, his neck vein, his ring, his eyebrow dance, his smile, his dimple, his lips on the microphone, my cause of death :)

kevin and neil headcanons because i dont see nearly enough for them

☆neil: what is ‘dabbing’ kevin: absolutely not
☆kevin has to chop vegetables into tiny pieces and sneak them into neils dinners because his eating habits are shit
☆they go grocery shopping together and neil keeps putting junk food in the cart and kevin keeps shoving it back onto random shelves with varying levels of rage
☆neil: do i even weigh anything to you? kevin, holding him a foot off the ground: no. its like holding a bag of grapes
☆whack each other w their exy racquets when they get too Extra during practice
☆scary movie ride or die fans
☆kevin curls up and watches through his fingers and neil punches kevins leg when a jumpscare gets him
☆kevin: *mentions anyone who has even slightly inconvenienced him* neil: you should kill them
☆kevin can always sense neils bullshit and he will, inevitably and invariably, be able to tell when neil is doing Something Stupid
☆neil photobombs kevins interviews at/after games ALL THE TIME
☆kevin: it was a tough game but our hard work paid off
☆neil: in the background wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses and dumping an entire gatorade over his head while maintaining eye contact with the camera
☆neil can suplex kevin
☆they are savage at dragging like god help whoever brings down their Roasting Session upon themselves bc they will taste the wrath of a god
☆neil makes a game of how many outlandish claims he can make and still have kevin believe him
☆neil: did you know i once spent a week in australia and had to eat nothing but jellyfish and twinkies to survive
☆kevin, wide eyed and scandalized: how are you alive
☆neil WILL pick a fight in a fast food restaurant and kevin has to bail him out
☆kevin listens to 80s pop music when he works out and neil finds out. neil Finds Out.
☆neil plays 21 loops of tom jones’ ‘whats new pussycat’ and kevin tells him to put in 1 ‘its not unusual’
☆kevin will send neil a million texts until he gets a response. like in a row, in the span of 15 seconds buzz buzz bitch where are you
☆neil watches chopped and kevin loses his mind because neil will drag a contestant for mixing caviar with peppers while at the same time eating like mac n cheese with nutella
☆they get too into laser tag and get kicked out

thanks i love them

That one fake Rick’s haircut felt awfully familiar.

  • me in grade school: math is useless I'll never use this shit ever in real life
  • me years later playing otome game: okay so we need just over 6k skill points to complete this mission and we have 7 pearls and half a heart of energy left over but also it's fever triple points for the next 8 hours so if I just-