love reptiles

Dragonslayers as Reptiles

I fuckin love lizards bitch

Natsu: Bearded Dragon (red morphology)

Gajeel: Gila Monster

Wendy: Tokay Gecko

Laxus: Common Snapping Turtle

Sting: Greater Earless Lizard

Rogue: Black Pearl Gecko (They’re nocturnal ;))

Cobra/Erik: Indigo Snake (partially based off of Cubellios; they’re immune to rattlesnake venom!)

Acnologia: Komodo Dragon

God Serena: Ring-necked Snake

You know what needs to be talked about more?

Fuckin dragon trainer Newt.

Newt working with the biggest dragons there are and giving them names like Harold, Tom and Sally.

Newt who becomes LEGENDARY among later dragon trainers. Using positive reinforcement, bonding with and getting to know them, having the healthiest and best trained dragons on the front and focusing on his scaly babies to try and forget what they’re being used for.

Even years later Charlie Weasley is telling stories about it like “no you don’t get it they say he slept in the dragon caves and the dragons LET HIM. He bonded with them in a way no one knows how to replicate!!”

A picture of Newt Scamander. With his hair cut short and his eyes shadowed and dark from lack of sleep, still grinning ear to ear with three massive dragons nearly bowling him over with affectionate headbutts.

Just.

Dragonmaster Newt

How I've experienced different pet owners:
  • Fish owners: Look at my wet puppy! I've spent hundreds of dollars on aquascaping his tank and does nothing but hide from me all day!! I love him.
  • Reptile owners: No, you can't really touch her, she's more of an observational pet...yes, I know she does nothing but sit in the dirt all day, what's your point?
  • Hamster/guinea pig/other rodent owners: *brushing bedding off their bed* I was petting him and got so relaxed I fell asleep...oh no, WHERE DID YOU GO?!
  • Bird owners: *putting expensive toys and gourmet meals in and watching them disappear* Must. Appease. Bird.