love me please buy me please

BTS as things that me and my friends have said (Part 3):

Seokjin -  "I fucking love poker.“

Yoongi -  "We’re gonna be ninjas dressed in spandex who fight the homophobes.”

Hoseok -  “People who aren’t gays please leave this is for us gays only.”

Namjoon -  “It’s the boobies, it’s the boobies! Leave me alone!”


Taehyung - “Peter pan is sexy as shit…don’t quote that.”

Jeongguk - “Pyrotechnics? As in….fire? TAEHYUNG YOU’RE 18 PLEASE BUY ME FIRE!”

OMGCP characters as things my mom has said to me
  • Bitty: It's 3:30 in the morning and you have a sociology report due tomorrow why are you making a cheesecake
  • Jack: Hey could you step away from your hyperfixation for a second and look at this shirt design?
  • Ransom: [as im huddled in a ball under my bed] Is this because of school, the future, moving out, or all of the above?
  • Holster: I'm banning Moana songs from this house and it's all your fault
  • Lardo: If you don't stop drawing on your arms ill tape your fingers together
  • Dex: Did you...did you kick the dishwasher and then fix it BETTER than before you broke it?? ((note: this was a total accident))
  • Nursey: You look like a lesbian hipster in a portland vegan bakery
  • Chowder: If you called me in here just too tell me how nice your friends are AGAIN i'm adopting you off
  • Whiskey: Stop pretending you're cool we all know you cried over the Homeward Bound movie
  • Tango: I'll answer all of your questions about technology back in my day in a second just please for the love of god let me take a bath
  • Ollie&Wicks: How long have you been in the house?? i haven't seen you in like 3 days
  • Ford: You'd be a great politician, you're good at ordering people around and have a face that makes people inherently trust you
  • Johnson: please stop making me think about if i'm real or not while i'm buying toilet paper
  • Kent: You're never gonna get a boyfriend, your only redeemable quality is that cats like you
  • NOTE - im very very gay and like girls a Lot but im still in the closet, which is why these seem so uncharacteristically Hetero™

anonymous asked:

there's only a few male mc posts here (that i could find) and they're all so sad! so like, what if when in the intro 7 says 'it's a girl' as a joke and male mc just goes along with it and then they meet him in their various timelines and surprised to see he's a guy how do they react?

We try to make them gender neutral, but as we’re all girls we tend to lean towards more feminine imagines but we genuinely try


  • Yoosung walks up into this party with a fucking bandage around his eye, and a sweet ass speech prepared
  • He’s seriously up there like,
  • ”Yo, there’s this one girl that’s my everything and I love her.”
  • And he hears Seven cough and point and BAM it’s a dude
  • Yoosung internally is just like fuck my life
  • “JK guys MC is actually a dude lmao he’s still my life tho.”
  • Kid is a m e s s
  • He’s still going in for that kiss though, he’s risked too much to wimp out because you’re a guy.
  • Who cares if you’re a guy anyway? You’re still the kind, funny, supportive MC that you were in the chat


  • Well doesn’t Zen just feel like a right ass
  • You can co back in any chat with Zen and see him calling you ‘princess’ or talking about how a woman like you shouldn’t have to go through this shit
  • But nope he runs into the bombed up apartment and there is a really hot dude being held captive by Unknown
  • Zen still saves you and takes you back to his apartment and you’re explaining to him that you went along with it because you really liked Zen and you didn’t want to ruin everything by telling him you were a guy
  • “MC you being a guy, while it’s a shock, changes nothing. I still love you.”
  • Of course he’s still reprocessing everything, kind of like how he didn’t realize you were a guy when he heard your voice over the phone
  • He kind of feels stupid but either way you’re here, and safe, and real
  • That’s all that matters to him


  • Jaehee is so ready to start this coffee shop with her awesome new best friend to find out you are a man
  • This changes a few things but hey, you’re still MC this is gonna be great!
  • She is just as oblivious as always and doesn’t realizes any of your romantic intentions until months, and months, and months later


  • He’s ready to fire each and every security guard working for him when he sees a random man has appeared in his house
  • And hen he hears your voice and it all clicks that you’re MC
  • Does Jumin Han is gay? Yes, yes he does.
  • Honestly he does not care
  • You’re the only person that has made him feel this way, and he doesn’t want to lose you
  • I was extremely interesting to see everything with Sarah transpire, how mad she got when she saw Jumin kissing you
  • You’re everything Jumin could ever ask for and he prays that you’ll stay with him


  • HaCkEr In ThE cHaT
  • He looks you up and damn you’re hot but also, you’re stiLL A HACKER
  • He tells everyone you’re a girl because why not? You’ll deny it anyway.
  • And then you don’t?
  • He calls you later and confronts you and you’re just laughing about it and God, Seven is dead
  • He’s fallen in love after one day
  • F r ic k



1.“Do you want me to leave?”

2,“You are not going without me.”

3.“I can’t believe you!”

4.“I swear it won’t happen again.”

5.“What did you say?”

6.“I’m not jealous.”

7.“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

8.“We can’t keep doing this.”

9.“Isn’t this amazing?”

10.“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

11.“Stay the night. Please.”

12.“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

13.“Run away with me.”

14.“You did WHAT?”

15.“Quit whining.”

16.“Get outta my sight!”

17.“Why are you so annoying?”

18.“Were you ever going to tell me?”

19.“Never in a million years.”

20.“Don’t ask me that…”

21.“I might have had a few shots.”

22.“What’s with the box?”

23.“W- What are you doing?”

24.“Say it!”

25.“I could kiss you right now!”

26.“Are you done with that?”

27.“What’s going on here?”

28.“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

29.“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

30.“Did you do this on purpose?!”

31.“Kiss me.”

32.“Are you still awake..?”

33.“Excuse you?”

34.“This is all your fault!”

35.“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

36.“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

37.“It’s not fair!”

38.“I could kill you right now!”

39.“Knock it off!”

40.“Screw you!”

41.“I can’t be in love with you!”

42.“Make me.”

43.“Don’t tempt me.”

44.“I hate you.”

45.“You are infuriating!”

46.“Just shut up already.”

47.“That doesn’t even make sense.”

48.“Just admit I’m right.”

49.“Just admit you’re wrong.”

50.“You are being ridiculous!”

51.“That’s irrational.”

52.“Listen to me!”

53.“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

54.“Don’t yell at me.”

55.“That’s it. End of discussion.”

56.“I don’t believe you.”

57,“You shouldn’t have said that.”

58.“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

59.“How dare you?”

60.“I dare you!”

61.“It’s you, it’s always been you.”

62.“Well this is awkward…”

63.“Just pretend to be my date”.

64.“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

65.“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

66.“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”

67.“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

68.“You know we’re supposed to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

69.“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

70.“I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore.”

71.“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

72.“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”

73.“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

74.“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

75.“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

76.“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

77.“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

78.“I think I know how to use a bed.”

79.“I have something to tell you…”

80.“I think I’m pregnant.”

81.“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

82.“Your hair is so soft…”

83.“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

84.“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”

85.“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

86.“What, does that feel good?”

87.“Are you wearing my shirt?”

88.“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

89.“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

90.“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

91.“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

92.“Aren’t they beautiful?”

93.“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

94.“Shooting star, make a wish.”

5.“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”

96.“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”

97.“Wow, you’re hot.”

98.“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

99.“Take off your clothes.”

100.“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

101.“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”

102.“After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”

103.“Are you drunk?”

104.“Are you hitting on her for me?”

105.“Are you kidding me? We’re not ‘fine’!”

106.“Are you okay?” “Why do you ask?” “You’re wearing two different shoes.”

107.“Are you really taking his side against me?”   

108.“At what point did you think that was a good idea?”

109.“Come over here and make me.”

110.“Come with me.”

111.“Could you be happy here with me?”

112.“Can I kiss you?”

113.“Come back to bed.”

114.“Be my wife.”

115.“Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.”

116.“Damn. You clean up good.”

117.“Did I just say that out loud?”

118.“Did I stutter?”

119.“Did you enjoy yourself last night?”

120.“Did you hear that?”

121.“Do you ever think we should just stop this?”

122.“Don’t say that. Not now.”

123.“Do you think she could have loved me?”

124.“Don’t say you love me.”

125.“Don’t you ever do that again!”

126.“Either ask her out or I will do it for you!”

127.“Excuse me, I’m terribly lost. Can you help me?”

128.“Everyone deserves a second chance.”

129.“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

130.“For some reason I’m attracted to you.”

131.“Frankly, I couldn’t care less.”

132.“Go on then, tell me. Tell me you don’t love me.”

133.“Go then, leave! See if I care!”

134.“H-How long have you been standing there?”

135.“Have I ever lied to you?”

136.“Have you lost your damn mind?”

137.“Hey, have you seen the…? Oh…”

138.“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

139.“His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”

140.“Hold me back!”

141.“How dare you?”

142.“How could anyone be that cruel?”

143.“How long has it been?”

144.“I almost lost you!”

145.“I am not losing you again!”

146.“I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”

147.“I can manage on my own.”

148.“I can’t… I can’t lose you.”

149.“I can’t get you out of my head.”

150.“I can’t let you do that.”

151.“I can’t start over again.”

152.“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

153.“I choose you!”

154.“I could never leave you, I love you too much!”

155.“I didn’t ask for any of this!”

156.“I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”

157.“I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”

158.“I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

159.“I don’t know why I’m crying.”

160.“I didn’t want to hurt you.”

161.“I don’t want to let you down.”

162.“I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

163.“I had to see you again.”

164.“I hate you!”  “No, you don’t.”

165.“I just need you to do this one thing for me.”

166.“I just really need to have you here right now.”

167.“I just want this.”

168.“I just want to be alone right now.”

169.“I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… It’s with you.”

170.“I know, but I love him… You can’t give up on someone you love.”

171.“I love you.”   “I know.”

172.“I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – Oh, screw it!”

173.“I love you for you! Don’t you dare think otherwise!”

174.“I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”

175.“I made a mistake.”

176.“I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

177.“I need you to forgive me.”

178.“I never meant for anyone to get hurt.”

179.“I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.”

180.“I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”

181.“I think we need to talk.”

182.“I thought you were dead…”

183.“I trusted you!”

184.“I waited and waited, but you never came back!”

185.“I wasn’t planning on asking you, but I’ve come to realize that life is short. Will you marry me?”

186.“I won’t give up if you won’t.”

187.“I-I can’t trust you anymore…”

188.“I’ll be right over.”

189.“I’m flirting with you.”

190.“I’m not good enough for you.”

191.“I’m not the only one who thinks that.”

192.“I’m sick of being USELESS.”

193.“I’m so happy you’re alive!”

194.“I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”

195.“I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”

196.“I’m sorry, run that by me again.”

197.“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

198.“I’m tired of being your secret.”

199.“I’m up to the challenge.”

200.“I’m yours.”

201.“I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since I met you.”

202.“I’ve moved on.”

203.“I’ve never felt this way about anyone before… and it scares the shit out of me.”

204.“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

205.“If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”

206.“If you die, I’m gonna kill you!”

207.“If you keep looking at me like that, we won’t make it to the bed.”

208.“If you walk out right now, it’s over for us.”

209.“Is it really you?”

210.“Is that a challenge?”

211.“Is that an apology?”

212.“Is there a problem?”

213.“Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”

214.“Is there something you want to tell me?”

215.“It could be worse.”

216.“It made a difference to me.”

217.“It was just a dream.”

218.“It wasn’t supposed to happen like that.”

219.“It’s all my fault.”

220.“It’s okay, I’m here for you.”

221.“It’s okay to cry…”

222.“Just leave me ALONE.”

223.“Just talk to me.”

224.“Kiss me.”

225.“Let me buy you a drink?”

226.“Look at me – just breathe, okay?”

227.“Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.”

228.“May I have this dance?”

229.“Meet me at midnight. Alone.”

230.“Meet me on the bridge in an hour.”

231.“No one needs to know.”

232.“No one will ever hurt you again.”

233.“None of that matters now.”

234.“Oh, my God! You’re in love with her!”

235.“Please don’t cry.”

236.“Please don’t do this.”

237.“Please don’t leave…”

238.“Please listen to me…”

239.“Please say something…”

240.“Promise me you won’t let anything happen to him.”

241.“Promise me you’ll stay.”

242.“Shit, are you bleeding?”

243.“Shut up and kiss me?”

244.“Somebody’s in love!”

245.“Sorry, I thought I was alone…”

246.“Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”

247.“Tell me a secret.”

248.“That came out wrong.”

249.“That guy at the bar keeps staring at you.”

250.“The way you flirt is shameful.”

251.“There are plenty of people out there who love you.”   “Yeah, like who?”  “Like me.”

252.“There’s something I need to tell you.”

253.“Things don’t always turn out how they should.”

254.“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

255.“Wait a minute… Are you jealous?”

256.“Wake up! Please, please wake up!”

257.“Wanna dance?”

258.“We could be amazing!”

259.“Well, don’t keep me waiting!”

260.“Well, this is awkward…”

261.“Well, this is where I live.”

262.“We finish it the same way we started… together.”

263.“What are you afraid of?”

264.“What were you thinking? Were you trying to get yourself killed?”

265.“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”

266.“Where did you learn to dance?”

267.“Where were you? Do you have any idea as to how worried I was?”

268.“Who gave you that black eye?”

269.“Why are you lying?”

270.“Why are you up so early?”

271.“Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me?”

272.“Why choose me?”

273.“Why don’t you just kiss me already?”

274.“You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

275.“You deserve so much better.”

276.“You did this all for me?”

277.“You DID WHAT?”

278.“You don’t have to stay.”

279.“You don’t know you the way I do.”

280.“You don’t need to protect me.”

281.“You fainted… straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

282.“You have the most amazing eyes.”

283.“You have to make a choice.”

284.“You have to remember!”

285.“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

286.“You know, it’s okay to cry…”

287.“You lied to me!”

288.“You look beautiful!”

289.“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”

290.“You need to leave. Right now.”

291.“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

292.“You shouldn’t have even been there!”

293.“You walked away. Not me.”

294.“You weren’t supposed to hear that…”

295.“You’ll be the death of me.”

296.“You’re not alone.”

297.“You’re safe now. I’ve got you.”

298.“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”

299.“You’re too good for me.”

300.“You’ve got to be kidding me!”

301.“Have you lost your damn mind?”

302.“Please, don’t leave.”

303.“Come over here and make me.”

304.“Wait a minute… Are you jealous?”

305.“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

306.“I almost lost you.”

307.“Wanna bet?”

308.“Teach me how to play?”

309.“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

310.“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

311.“Just once.”

312.“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

313.“I got you a present.”

314.“It’s not what it looks like…”

315.“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

316.“I swear it was an accident.”

317.“Knowing you has made me a better person.”

318.“Just hold me.”

319.“I think I love you.”

320.“I’ve loved you for years.”

321.“Kiss me.”

322.“You’re the best part of me.”

323.“You keep me going.”

324.“You mean everything to me.”

325.“I couldn’t imagine what life would be like without you.”

326.“You’re perfect to me.”

327.“I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”

328.“We’re best when we’re together.”

329.“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

330.“Can I hold your hand?”

331.“Do you want to stay over tonight?”

332.“You’re adorable.”

333.“Everything has been different since I fell in love with you.”

334.“I didn’t think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you.”

335.“I didn’t think love existed until I started loving you.”

336.“Let’s move in together.”

337.“Do you want me to leave?”

338.“You are not going without me.”

339.“I swear it won’t happen again.”

340.“What did you say?”

341.“I’m not jealous!”

342.“We can’t keep doing this.”

343.“Isn’t this amazing?”

344.“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

345.“Stay the night. Please.”

346.“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

347.“Run away with me.”

348.“Quit whining. It’s just a bullet.”

349.“Knowing you has made me a better person.”

350.“Just hold me.”

351.“I think I love you.”

352.“I’ve loved you for years.”

353.“Kiss me.”

354.“You’re the best part of me.”

355.“You keep me going.”

356.“You mean everything to me.”

357.“I couldn’t imagine what life would be like without you.“

358."You’re perfect to me.”

359.“I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”

360.“We’re best when we’re together.”

361.“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

362.“Can I hold your hand?”

363.“Do you want to stay over tonight?”

364.“You’re adorable.”

365.“Everything has been different since I fell in love with you.”

366.“I didn’t think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you.”

367.“I didn’t think love existed until I started loving you.”

368.“Let’s move in together.”

369.“Let’s strip down to our socks.”

i marathoned the enitrety of woy and a) im heartbroken there are no more eps and b) i cant. i cant stop drawing wander. i have 3 enitre sketchbook pages filled with this hairy spoon please help me

IT’s FINALLY HERE AND IT’s complete!! Took me a whole year //shot
My very first katsudeku doujin❤️
This is just a sample order for now to make sure the real deal is perfect! I got the page numbering wrong so the book isn’t reversed like how usual manga starts at the back;;;
I want to thank @imperial-palace for helping me out on this during the time and I’m sorry it took so long to finalize it! Thank you for always being supportive and patient with me! I rly rly loved working on this with you q w q)/) i hope you’re doing well~
And thanks to @scarleteden for proofreading and all the feedback, it really helped me and my bad grammar pffft
Otherwise, both story and art are done by me so it’s not the greatest but it’s one of those goals I’m able to meet, making a doujin at least once in mah laif XD

If anyone is interested in buying a copy, I’ll consider making a preorder for this! Please let me know because regardless of my crappy story writing, I am very proud of this! If you just love katsudeku, this is a nice addition to your collection! It’ll probably be only $10, short read, 15 pages(back and front) if I plan to sell it so, please consider katsudeku doujin
q w q

“What is love, (y/n)-chan? Will you teach me how to feel ‘love’ ?“😢😢

Poor Laito, let’s give love to him, he needs it!!

Well actually I should’ve drawn Shu but I haven’t find his concept, so Laito goes first!~

If I were to make prints of these DL pics, anyone would buy it? Please tell me.

Thank you and please do not repost anywhere.


Hello there!

First of all I hope everyone has a nice new year! Hopefully a better one then mine. In these days life is trying me really hard. I still didn’t had a luck with the job hunting, didn’t called me back from nowhere and I need to pay the rent in the next week, so they won’t kick me out, and for food. And to add to my luck, in the days I figured (mostly my body did), that I am allergic to something, and it’s affecting my body reallly badly (for 3 days I couldn’t stand up).

So I will make COMMISSIONS again, hopefully this will be enough to pay the rent and paying the doctors, so COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

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    When they insisted to buy you a lot of new clothes/makeups/etc.


    Kim Namjoon :

    He would wake you up from your sleep and smiled, “Babe, wake up! I found that Kylie Jenner releasing new product. I bet this color will suit you.” You frowned and shook your head, “no need, I’m okay with the one I used to-” He sulked and pulled your blanket, “come on! We need to make you prettier!” He cheered. 

    “What the hell, Namjoon.”

    “I love seeing you happy, babe. You are prettier when you’re happy.” 

    Kim Seok Jin : 

    He would walked towards you who were cooking for lunch. You glanced at him and smiled, “what is it, Jin?” You asked. He crossed his arms and leaned to the refrigerator. He stared at you and stared at his phone. 

    “What is it?” You asked curiously. 

    “I saw a good dress, it will suit you. Let’s buy it,” he said. You chuckled and shook your head slowly, “no need. I have a lot of dress because you bought it last week.” He scoffed, “but it’s last week, not now. I’m approving your beauty, let’s go buy this dress for you.” He smiled. 

    Min Yoongi : 

    You were watching a TV show with chips on your hand. You were very focused on the TV and didn’t notice how Yoongi stared at you from his chair. “Are you mad at me or something, Yoongi.”


    “Spill it.” He chuckled and smirked at you, “this is why I love you.” You nodded your head. He walked towards you and pulled your hands, “let’s buy shoes and bags for you,” he said. You shook your head, “I don’t want it. I have enough shoes and bags for the rest of the years. You bought me a lot of that.” 

    Yoongi pouted, “please? I also want a quality time with you, pretty please?” He did an aegyo so you couldn’t say nor do anything about it so you said “yes”. 

    “I love doing this for you.” 

    Jung Hoseok : 

    “Babe, it looks good on you.”

    “Let’s buy this.” 

    “Damn, that skinny jeans will look good on you too. Let’s buy 2 of it.” You would stood awkwardly behind him because he moved too much and too fast for you to follow. He got excited when you said he can choose you everything that will look good on you. You sighed and pulled Hoseok arm, “I think, it’s enough.”

    He smiled at you, “you think so? Don’t you need more a lot of makeups?” 

    “It’s enough, let’s eat.” He chuckled and ruffled your hair before he slung your arm into your waist and making the girls inside the mall got jealous. 

    Park Jimin : 

    Both of you were walking around in the mall, Jimin told the bodyguards to distanced a bit to make space for both of you. But clearly, you guys become the center of attention. 

    Jimin saw girls were admiring the new released bag by Balenciaga and Celine but you didn’t turn your head to the store and keep busy with your crepes and the events in front of you. “Babe, you want bags like those girls?” He asked sweetly and pulled your arm softly to stop. You glanced at the store and shook your head, “nah, I still have a lot of bags in the house, Jimin. Don’t spoil me.”

    He shook his head, “I’m not spoiling you, I’m spoiling myself. Let’s buy those bags for you, okay?” He smiled, “pretty please?” You chuckled and nodded your head. Damn, it was so precious when you saw the girls reaction because Jimin was so active for picking the bags for you meanwhile their boyfriend were nervous by them buying a lot of expensive bags. 

    Kim Taehyung : 

    You widened your eyes as you saw Taehyung came home with a lot of Gucci’s shopping bags on his hands. He grinned widely as he saw your expression. You crossed your arms and let him came inside the house, “what the hell, Kim Taehyung? You supposed to save your money for the future!” You scolded him. 

    He pouted, “but I thought we could be a Gucci couple and I saw a lot of cute stuffs that we could wear together.” You sighed and shook your head, “you need to think before we bought something, these aren’t cheap. I know that.”

    “Babe, relax, if it’s about me spending a lot of money for you it’s because I like that. No need to worry, I have a lot of money you know.”


    “Now, let’s wear some and have a date.” 

    Jeon jungkook :

    You sighed as you went outside the campus, you saw Jungkook leaned on one of his fancy cars and wearing sunglasses, being attractive around girls. You rolled your eyes and walked towards him, “Jungkook, I hope you didn’t buy anything again.”

    He grinned, “I’m not. We’re going to the mall and you can choose anything that you want. You buy and I swipe.” You smacked his shoulder, “why don’t we eat outside or something? I’m hungry,” you pouted. 

    Jungkook chuckled and lead you to the passenger’s seat, “your wish is my command, princess.” But when you opened the door, you saw a very cute doll along with expensive shopping bag beside it. “Jeon Jungkook!” 

    “Aww…relax, it’s not very expensive like yesterday.”

    “It’s Hermes you dumbass!” He chuckled and started the engine, “I’m lucky I have you because you rarely spend money instead saving it for the future. But let me spoil you because I have a lot of money and I want to spend it for you.” 


    somebody tell me how these two are the same people!! what happen yurio?!!! puberty??? XD Well no matter how you turn out I still love you!!! Yeah just can’t help it I need to draw the Midnight Summer Yurio too cute….Anyone have a place where I can buy the magazine? I try Amazon japan and nothing!!! please give me the magazine I have needs….


    Well now, dating this little shit right here would include:

    • first of all, laughs for days
    • you won’t have a moment to feel sad when you got Ong by your side
    • see what i did there *shoot*
    • he would crack a joke in the most inappropiate moments 
    • and sometimes it would be annoying cause he can’t keep quiet and keeps making derp faces and embarassing you in public
    • but you love him anyway cause he keeps making you smile
    • Like literally all the time 
    • you want him to share something with you? “buy your own yo”
    • “seongwoo it’s just one minute, please give me the mirror a bit”
    • “It’S jUsT oNe MiNuTe, PlEaSe GiVe Me ThE mIrRoR a BiT”
    • but he ends up sharing eveything with you, it’s just that he enjoys teasing you and seeing you flustered so much 
    • but really, your smile is the most precious thing for him 
    • he would like watching you as you get your make-up done and most likely would start commenting on it
    • “i don’t think the shade looks good on your skin” 
    • and you’d be like “are you kidding me seongwoo?! i spent 40 minutes on this” 
    • “i’m just saying, you know, it’s not my fault” 
    • and when you slap him he would give you a backhug and kiss your neck while staring at you both in the mirror
    • “you’re lucky you have a hot boyfriend, babe”
    • “fuck you seongwoo” 
    • “you sure you can handle me?”
    • i feel like he would love showing you off to his friends
    • like “you see her? yeah, she’s mine, that’s my girl.” 
    • pet names would be a common thing and besides the usual “babe”, “honey” he would call you something funny or stupid 
    • like “cupcake”, “honeybunch”, “dumbass”, “muffin-top”
    • you would always bug him about how much time he spends with daniel and how he should just date daniel instead of you
    • “well maybe i should, daniel honey here i come” 
    • and then he would start coming back into the room dramatically 
    • “what is that? did I hear someone call for a handsome prince?”
    • and a tickle/pillow fight would emerge and you would end up on the floor with him pinning you down while smirking 
    • he would kiss the tip of your nose before forcing you to say he is the most handsome guy you ever met 
    • and you will spend half the day on the floor cause you wouldn’t admit it and he needs to hear it from you 
    • fights wouldn’t happen often and they are short-lived all the time
    • but sometimes you would get insecure since he is so handsome and so many girls are trying to flirt with him 
    • and he sees it immediately and calms you down
    • “babe, I am jinjja, daebak, real, heol, wanjon in love with you”
    • and you would laugh cause gosh he’s so amazing 
    • always holds you close with one hand resting on your waist and giving glares to anyone who dares to give you a second-look
    • he would be really well-mannered when meeting your family 
    • complimenting everyone so they are all just “aww, such a handsome young man with such good manners”
    • but then he would just do a dumb shit in the middle like
    • you asking “daddy can i get the salt?” 
    • and he also reaches for it as everyone stares at him 
    • “oh… i thought she said darling, my bad” 
    • so he laughs it off cutely and no one suspects a thing
    • but under the table he probably has his hand on your thigh and is creeping up higher and higher 
    • until he finally reaches your core and decides to tease you by massaging it quite a bit 
    • while he maintains eye-contact with you and tells your mother how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you 
    • and then he would do that stupid move of dropping his fork under the table just so he can give a quick kiss inside your thighs
    • “oh this little thing, it fell so far away. maybe Y/N can show me where the kitchen is to get a new one?” 
    • and when you get to the kitchen he would kiss you hungrily while finger-fucking you just to give you a taste of what you will get tonight 
    • I think  he has some experience + rather high stamina since he dances
    • i honestly think he would be one of the best at oral
    • lots of tongue work and wet kisses all over your private area and thighs
    • loves hearing your moans and you putting your hands into his hair pushing him against you 
    • would be a tease even in bed; kissing and licking you anywhere and everywhere but on your sweet spot 
    •  usually dominant but with a shade of laziness here and there  
    • would like it if you took charge from time to time and just try to dominate him
    • he would smirk from undearneath you while you kissed his neck and chest
    • “you look so sexy like that, babe” 
    • would love it if you ride him as he gets to grip your hips and chest
    • i think his favorite positions would be: you on top, reverse cow-girl, face to face and missionary 
    • he wants to be able to hold you, kiss you and basically just feel you next to him
    • a vocal one in bed, especially when receiving 
    • so expect dirty talking, moans, your name being called as well as your pet names alongside stuff like:
    • “god you’re so tight”
    • “my princess is so wet already” 
    • “oh my god, you’re making me crazy Y/N” 
    • i think he would be into light bdsm and leather 
    • also would like it if you got all dolled up for him with red lace lingerie and garter stockings even though the clothes would be on the floor in less than a minute
    • it would make him go crazy seeing you like that
    You don’t own me

    Originally posted by baekoneggyeolk-ed

    Summary: Danger is alluring. Danger is fascinating. And he sure as hell was a dangerous man. But you were more then willing to give yourself to him. Even though you had vowed to never let any man have you.

    Word count: 2575 // It feels good too write a little longer stories from time to time

    Warnings: This one is pretty soft but I plan the whole program. Violence, blood, death so be prepared ;) Oh and I may add a little smut in the future :D

    Author’s note: So this is the annouced criminal/mafia-ish au! Not sure how it turns out. I want it angsty tbh but you gonna find it out while reading ;)  Never wrote something like this, so I’m really nervous. Please enjoy! ♥

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    You hiked the black lace-stockings over your knee and secured them with the strap. You eyed yourself in the mirror.

    “This is beautiful! I gotta buy it!”, you annouced overly happy. The saleswoman nodded eagerly with a pleasent smile spread over her face.

    “You look fabulous, darling! Do you want me to box it for you or will you just keep it on?”

    “As much as I would love to wear it right now, I can’t. Please pack it in for me.” She nodded and left. You turned back to the mirror. It looked like it was tailored just for you like it was hugging your curves perfectly and underlining your feminine charms. You loved lingerie. It made you feel powerful. And you sure as hell needed that power because to work as an escort wasn’t always easy…

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    anonymous asked:

    you make such amazing prompts 😍if it isnt too much to ask, do you think you could ever do me some prompts for an overly indulgent god flirting with a mortal who lives his life like a broke college student ?? its ok if youre too busy though!! you do such great work with all these prompts!!!

    1) “I have to work,” the college student muttered.
    Their god roommate sighed entirely too long sufferingly, before perking up. “How much do you make?”
    “I’ll double it.”
    “Fine, I’ll triple it,” the god said as if that was the issue. “All you have to do is amuse me.” The god’s eyes gleamed.

    2) “You know I can’t afford this, right?”
    “I’ll buy it.”
    “You can’t just buy me a hundred pound shirt.”
    “Sure I can. I love spoiling you,you always get so adorably flustered.”
    “No - I - that’s because -”
    “You’re doing it right now.” The god reached out, eyes intent, cupping a burning cheek. “Looks lovely with the suit I’m getting you.”
    “For dinner. Though I suppose you can also wear it to your interview.”

    3) “You’re maddening. You’re not even poor.”
    “It’s for emergencies.”
    “Being out of champagne is an emergency,” the god whined. “Please, for me. Bad enough to be stuck here, do you have to make me suffer too? Please.” They wrapped their arms around the mortal currently trying to grocery shop. They moved their lips to the human’s ear. “You’d have the favour of the gods.”
    “The god might have more of my favour if he did the dishes every once in a while.”
    “Can’t I just do you instead? You need to relax. Live a little. Discount service for friends - I’ll accept mead.”
    “For god’s sake!”
    “That’s what I’ve been trying to get across, yes. For me. Darling.”

    4) “You look like you just walked out of a bargain bin. Take it off. You’re hurting me.”


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    Vacation With You : Tom Holland

    prompt : you and tom take your first vacation together to disney world

    words : 1585

    pairing : tom holland x reader

    request :  Could you possibly do a Disney World and or Universal Orlando imagine with Tom Holland??? I love your imagines btw 💕 - @gray-rose13

    warning : a bit of swaring and fluff and disney fluff

    a/n : i love disney i died writing this i’ve never been happier writing a preference ever this surpasses all of them i love you for requesting this i don’t want to wait two more years to go back to disney )))): also it’s 4:30am someone kill me

    “I can’t believe you’ve never been to Disney World.” You remark.

    You and your long-time boyfriend, Tom, are going on your first vacation together. Well, real vacation. Press tours don’t count. Anyways, he said since he drags you everywhere for his job, you’d get to pick where you go. And of course, you, being an American raised in a Disney-loving family, automatically picked Disney World. And now you’re teasing Tom for not going. Ever. When this is your sixth time going.

    “I’ve been to Disneyland Paris?” Tom tries to argue.

    You roll your eyes. “Disneyland Paris has nothing on Disney World.” You say.

    “Polynesian Resort. Last stop.” The bus driver says. You grin, hopping out of your chair and pulling Tom up with you. The two of you quickly gather your luggage, making it inside the hotel, checking in, and entering your hotel room.

    “This hotel is gorgeous.” Tom says. The whole hotel is Polynesian themed, hence the name. You and your family love going here, and it only makes sense to keep up with the tradition.

    “I love it so much!” You exclaim, flopping onto the bed. “Jacob would appreciate it.” Yoy say, causing Tom to laugh. “I’m going to use the bathroom and then we can spend the rest of the day in the park.” You stand up, giving Tom a quick kiss on the lips before entering the bathroom.

    Fifteen seconds later, you hear Tom exclaim, “Holy shit y/n! There’s a balcony!”

    You roll your eyes, turning on the sink and washing your hands. “This is a family park, Tom, keep the cursing to a minimum, will you?”

    “I’m British.” He grumbles as you exit the bathroom.

    “Oh get over it.” You tease. “Let’s go!” You say, grabbing your backpack.

    “That was so cool. It’s like the tube, but, in the air.” Tom exclaims after exiting the monorail.

    “You’re being overly British today.” You laugh, rolling your eyes.

    “Whatever, you love me.” Tom says, kissing the top of your head. “What park is this?” He asks as you wait in line for bag checks and admission.

    “Magic Kingdom. This one is definitely my favorite. Oh! Tomorrow we can go to Epcot. Epcot is the one where half is the future and the other half is around the world themed. You can go to England!” You exclaim, scanning your magic band.

    “Yes, on a vacation to America that’s what I want to do, go to fake England.” Tom says sarcastically.

    “Oh hush up. You know, this is the happiest place on Earth.” You smile, taking his hand and walking into the main gates.

    “Hey, y/n, do you think we need a map?” Tom asks, looking at the display.

    You stop, giving him a sassy glare. “Do you know how many times I have walked through this park? I think not.”

    “I’m sorry, I love you.” He says, repeatedly kissing the top of your head, then your forehead, then your nose, and you stop him before he reaches your lips.

    “There are children around!” You lower your voice into a whisper, causing Tom to pout. You roll your eyes, grasping his hand tightly and pulling him into the park.

    “That is probably my favorite ride.” Tom announces after stepping off Space Mountain.

    “Mine too! And Big Thunder Mountain. Oh my gosh your hair!” You say, cracking up.

    Tom’s hands fly up to smooth his hair down. “You’re mean to me.” He pouts.

    “Nu-uh. C’mon now, we’re gonna be late for the Electric Parade!” You grin, pulling him in the direction of Main Street USA.

    The two of you find a seat, settling down and watching the parade. You start to get chilly, and Tom notices, so he grabs you his sweatshirt out of the bag you brought.

    “You think, miss 6-timer, that you would know to bring a sweatshirt.” He whispers, slipping it over your head.

    “I’m sorry, the forecast said it would be warmer. But you didn’t want to listen to me, Mr. English-I’m-always-cold.” You tease back.

    He just smirks, wrapping an arm around you.

    Once the parade is all over, the two of you make your way over to Cinderella’s castle, grabbing ice cream to eat before the fireworks start.

    “This fireworks display is amazing.” You say, happily taking a bite out of your Mickey-shaped ice cream.

    “Mm, I don’t think I’ll be watching it.” Tom shrugs, and you look at him with wide eyes, shocked.

    “Excuse me?” You choke.

    “I have something more beautiful to stare at.” He flirts, and you roll your eyes.

    “Out of all of the boys, I chose the cheese-ball.” You roll your eyes.

    “See Tom, it’s got the red telephone booths and everything!” You exclaim, grasping Tom’s arm and pointing over to them.

    “I just think that this is a totally unrealistic portrayal of England.” Tom says, swatting you off his arm.

    “They have Doctor Who merch inside?” You suggest.

    “Really? Let’s get some!” Tom says, leading you inside the shop.

    “I think we’re a bit too old to go in the pool.” You cross your arms.

    “What about that man?” Tom pouts.

    “Those are his kids Tom. Do you see any kids? No. Let’s go into the hot tub.” You argue.

    “There are kids in there.” He points.

    “Then let’s go to the beach.” You roll your eyes.

    “isn’t that where that kid got killed by a shark?” Tom raises an eyebrow.

    “You sure as hell don’t act like you’re 21. Go in the pool, Tom.” You give up, Tom cheering. And then five seconds later, you’re getting pushed into the pool.

    “They have a water slide?!”

    “I wonder if anyone’s gonna recognize you here.” You laugh, walking into Hollywood Studios hand-in-hand with Tom.

    “The last thing I want on my mind during this vacation is movies.” Tom groans.

    “And you want the first thing on it to be me? Well, you’re in luck! They have tons of Star Wars and Pixar stuff here! We should go on Star Tours first!” You exclaim.

    “Hey, y/n, I think those people over there are pointing at me.” Tom whispers.

    “See Tom, this is why I told you to wear a hat or sunglasses.” You smirk. “If they come up to you, get a picture. If they don’t ignore it.”

    “Do they have any Marvel stuff here?”

    “I can’t believe I was harassed by a Storm Trooper. Again.” You groan, laughing. You notice two girls walk up to the both of you, smiling shyly.

    “H-hi Tom! And y/n, I know you too, you’re great!” The first one jokes.

    “I love Wanda. Hey, Tom, why haven’t you ever let me meet Elizabeth Olsen?” You tease him, causing the two girls to laugh.

    “We were wondering if we could get a picture?” The second one asks.

    “Of course.” Tom says, and you take one of their phones, snapping a few pictures.

    “Can we get some with y/n in it too?” The first one asks.

    “Really?” You ask, surprised.

    “Of course!” The second one nods.

    You quickly find someone to take the picture, squeezing in next to the second girl.

    “It was lovely meeting you two.” Tom smiles at the two girls.

    “Thank you! Good luck! Bye!” They chorus, running back to their family.

    “I love how you make people so happy.” You grin, holding his hand and swinging it.

    “You make me happy though.”

    “Again, cheese-ball.”

    “I don’t wanna leave, Tom.” You pout, sitting on top of your luggage in your hotel room.

    “We have a minute to check out. The bus doesn’t come until 5 hours from now, we can do shopping at Downtown Disney. Just please, get off the luggage and get down to the lobby so we can check out. Please?” Tom begs. “I’ll buy you the giant 50$ Stitch plush you’ve been begging me for all vacation?” He tries, causing you to shoot right up.

    “Okay, let’s go!” You grin, walking down the hallway.

    An hour later, your luggage was safe, you checked out, and you made it to Downtown Disney. Or whatever the new name is. Downtown Disney is better.

    After a couple hours of shopping (and buying the giant 50$ Stitch plush), you and Tom found the Christmas Ornaments Store.

    “Every time I went to Disney, my parents let me pick out an ornament.” You tell Tom, reminiscing.

    “What if we buy ornaments for our tree?” Tom asks.

    “Our tree?” You question.

    “Our tree.” Tom reassures.

    “I like that word. Our.” You smile, tugging Tom into the shop.

    “Bye bye Disney.” You pout, sitting down in your seat on the airplane.

    “Maybe we could go to another Disney. Maybe Tokyo or Paris or California-” Tom starts.

    “Florida Disney will always be the best. I will not go to any other.” You cross your arms.

    “Well, I guess we’ll just have to see when the next time I have a week break in my schedule is.” Tom shrugs.

    “You really want to go to Disney with me? For a second time?” You ask.

    “Of course. I love you and Disney makes you happy.” He smiles.

    “Disney with you makes me happier.” You say, kissing him tenderly.