Bertrand in Book 1:
I am a serious ass mofo
MC you suck and I will tell you why in alphabetical order. Maxwell, you’re next.
Royalty, nobility, I am perfection blahblahblah
I have fun like once in 10 blue moons
Bertrand in book 2:
I AM A FLAWLESS DIVA COMING THROUGH UNHAND ME I AM RAMSFORD’S SNOOTY ASS OWNER AND I WILL COME IN LIKE KHALEESI ON HER DRAGON AND BURN Y'ALL
Hmm…I think I shall shout into this vase because it may kinda probably be bugged…
MC I will protect you with my life. House Beaumont loves you. Don’t leave.
I will carry your bag. Just this one and only time
I am a broke ass mofo but I tried. *gives ugly ass dress*
I am a derpy cinnamon roll who wants to be those kind of people that strike fear into people’s hearts…..is it working?