love jared

okay but,,, conman,,,

everyone at school thinking they hate each other by how they tease one another in class but no one notices when they both go to the bathroom for fifteen fuckin minutes and come back with messed up hair

jared being an Asshole™, slapping connors butt when he walks by just to see him go red

connor getting payback by completely draping himself over jared, resting his chin on jared head (jared: suddenly can’t form any sentences)

besides teasing each other with pda,,, they don’t really do it that much,,, like maybe they’ll hold hands but it usually ends with one of them calling the other gross for having sweaty hands

at home though,,, jared is a goddamn koala he will not Let Go

connor doesnt mind though he likes the attention plus letting jared snuggle up to him keeps him quiet for a bit (until he starts demanding kisses but how can connor refuse)

they are so lazy what the fuck they fall asleep in each other’s arms so much

theyre terrible bfs jared pulls connors hair to get his attention and connor uses jared as a head and foot rest 24/7 they honestly act like they’re gonna skin each other half the time

don’t be fooled they go home and kiss each other until their cheeks hurt from smiling so much

takeput dates!!!!! they stay up all night complaining about other students and watching shitty movies and sometimes they sneak out in the middle of the night to take a walk in the cool air

it’s not an easy relationship and they do clash but they’ve also got an immense amount of trust in each other so they always work out their problems

they are each other’s support systems. they help each other’s weak points and make each other stronger

twinkjeremyheere  asked:

im so,,,, people are actually using my ship name!!! makes me happy!!! anyways: conman hc: connor likes to paint rlly intricate designs on jared's nails (he does r2-d2, game controllers, a bathbomb one time just to tease him one time) and jared cries bc connor looks so Soft and Concentrated

dndjsjsjs YES ok

jared pretends he hates it and complains the whole time (“DUDE, this takes forever to dry!” “connor that’s COLD!” “connor i smudged it fix it :(((”) but he secretly thinks its So Cool how connor can put this….tiny art on his gross, bitten-down nails and make them look pretty.

after a few times of sitting cross-legged on connor’s bedroom floor with his hand in connor’s slightly cool ones, jared stops looking at the nails and starts looking at connor. the way his eyes narrow when he’s trying to keep the polish even, the way his thumb idly strokes the back of jared’s hand while he paints, the way his eyelashes fan against his cheeks, the way connor’s tongue slowly darts out to lick his thumb so he can wipe away a stray bit of polish on jared’s skin (jared thinks a lot about this one).

the thought that connor is pretty strikes him one night, and he nearly passes out.

he chips off the nail polish during the week (not before uploading gratuitous pictures to instagram, of course) so he has an excuse to have connor paint them again. he watches hours of nail art tutorials so one night he can surprise him by asking if he can paint connor’s nails.

his hands shake and he gets bright pink nail polish stuck in connor’s cuticles, but he still sees it on connor for a whole week.

one night, connor is trying out a new technique on jared’s nails when jared just. sits up on his knees and kisses him. his hands move to connor’s long hair, and they both forget for a moment that jared has wet nail polish on, letting themselves have a moment with the smell of nail polish and acetone lingering in the air.

when connor wakes up the next morning and finds his hair congealed with nail polish, he almost gets annoyed.

but jared shifts at his side, pushing his face into connor’s chest and curling a polish-smudged hand into the fabric of connor’s shirt, and he can’t find it within himself to be upset.

violetparadigm  asked:

Evan spends way too much time drawing hid characters with precision and Jared just draws a circle and goes "that's his head." Also at random points Jared's like "Evan quick: marry fuck kill Dumbledore Hagrid McGonnagall" and Evan protests at first but he can't help but logic his way thru it like "well if I killed dumbledore I'd be hunted by all of Hogwarts and same w mcgonnagall so. I'd kill hagrid and marry mcgonnagall bc she would protect me. Fuck Dumbledore bc he's gay so he's experienced"

oh my god yes

tbh I can’t even think of anything to add that’s just perfect

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i can’t draw evan but here’s most of the troubled kiddos (cropped ones are under the cut!!)

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